Pastor Adds Stripper Pole To Church

[SKHM]

Pastor Mike Scruggs from White Oak, Ohio has recently added a stripper pole to his church. He believes single people are having "too much" sex and married couples aren't having "enough".

On one side of the pulpit Pastor Scruggs has placed the stripper pole, video games and sports equipment to represent what men desire.

The Pastor has paid attention to the details - by scattering dollar notes, lacy lingerie and killer high heels at the base of the neon pink pole.

While on the other side of the stage he has strewn candy, roses, teddies bears, and a bottle of wine on a bed to depict the cravings of the fairer sex.

Article.

Does this make you want to go to church, Newgrounds?

Are you glad Mike Scruggs "keeps it real"?

Is this a way to "exploit" religion for monetary gain?

Is he a blasphemer?

Is his church too "urban" for you?

[TehPoptartKid]

Maybe it's a prank, and he wants somebody to play tether ball with him?

[BrainlessDan]

Amen

[Kofius]

At 4/1/12 10:10 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Amen

Praise the lord!

[Sevkat]

At 4/1/12 10:10 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: kanye west told me to take my kids to church

maybe i should have kids

lmao
you're going up in my books.

[Sanch]

you should probably note that this is from the daily mail which is basically an english mix of TMZ and fox news and is not fit to wipe a goats ass with

your topic is also an indication of illiteracy or an intentional grasp for attention because no where is there mentioning of a church in the article, this guy speaks in front of a large audience at a stage and likely does not stay at one place

he didn't add a stripper pole to a church he put sex symbols on a stage to use in his argument for openness about drugs, sex, etc in society which is good, especially for christians

[Mizzjuicyflava]

I should join this church. Maybe I'll be more happier!

[VJF]

This would have been a much better idea if the strippers came with the pole.

[SKHM]

At 4/1/12 10:12 PM, Sanch wrote: you should probably note that this is from the daily mail which is basically an english mix of TMZ and fox news and is not fit to wipe a goats ass with

your topic is also an indication of illiteracy or an intentional grasp for attention because no where is there mentioning of a church in the article, this guy speaks in front of a large audience at a stage and likely does not stay at one place

he didn't add a stripper pole to a church he put sex symbols on a stage to use in his argument for openness about drugs, sex, etc in society which is good, especially for christians

http://miami.cbslocal.com/video/6898374-webextra-ohio-minist er-installs-stripper-pole-in-pulpit/

Here's a video at CBS, if that suits your pissy pants. (OH NO TMZ + DAILYMAIL AREN'T CREDIBLE!! lol. go cry about fauxnews, you fucking baby)

It explicitly states he installed it next to a pulpit. (WHICH ARE INSIDE CHURCHES, LAST I CHECKED)

sanch's status = owned by skhm

[Sanch]

At 4/1/12 10:21 PM, SKHM wrote: Here's a video at CBS, if that suits your pissy pants. (OH NO TMZ + DAILYMAIL AREN'T CREDIBLE!! lol. go cry about fauxnews, you fucking baby)

chill out bro

It explicitly states he installed it next to a pulpit. (WHICH ARE INSIDE CHURCHES, LAST I CHECKED)

this video loads slow as fuck im not watching all of it. nothing i saw contradicted me, pulpits are inside churches but anything that a person talks from about religion can be considered a pulpit

this guy is some ghetto preacher, this isnt an actual church

sanch's status = owned by skhm

skhm status = baby

[liljim]

At 4/1/12 10:21 PM, SKHM wrote: It explicitly states he installed it next to a pulpit. (WHICH ARE INSIDE CHURCHES, LAST I CHECKED)

Wipe the dust from your dictionary and check again.

Brother Sanch's status reclaimed.

[orangebomb]

A for effort on the pastor's part trying to relate to his congregation, and to make church sermons a little less torturous to listen to over and over again. But when you have to put a stripper pole to a house of worship, you just know you're appealing to the lowest common denominator, just to put asses in pews and eyes on the Good Book. It is what it is.

I hope the men get plenty of dollar bills, because what money goes on the stripper's G-string goes to charity, but it's still better than passing a collection plate, that's for sure.

[SKHM]

At 4/1/12 10:32 PM, liljim wrote:

At 4/1/12 10:21 PM, SKHM wrote: It explicitly states he installed it next to a pulpit. (WHICH ARE INSIDE CHURCHES, LAST I CHECKED)

Wipe the dust from your dictionary and check again.

Brother Sanch's status reclaimed.

too bad you didn't watch the video and see it took place inside a church (FACTUAL EVIDENCE)

who gives a shit about a dictionary, you fucking brit

admin of ng = owned by skhm

hahaha

[SpamOfCan]

STUPID LUCKY CHURCH. :(

[Shade]

Wow look, another SKHM thread about a non-important news story.

This time black people aren't involved.

[SKHM]

At 4/2/12 01:10 AM, Shade wrote: Wow look, another SKHM thread about a non-important news story.

This time black people aren't involved.

Pastor Mike Scruggs is black.

Don't see what RACE has to do with anything though....

Maybe it's still a big factor to someone who hasn't truly accepted multiculturalism and embraced diversity...