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Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 19:42:57 Reply

So I found a bag of new phonebooks on my doorstep this morning, and quickly proceeded to rip them apart. Are your hands manly enough?


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 19:41:53 Reply

My Spanish teacher last year did that once in front of the class, I don't remember why. I probably can't do it myself though, I'm a skinny motherfucker.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 19:42:20 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGvEGFkvNs


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 19:46:28 Reply

Next time I find a phone book, I'll record it, and put it on Youtube.

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 19:46:43 Reply

Maybe the modern ones that aren't 5 inches thick.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 21:40:52 Reply

At 4/1/12 07:46 PM, II2none wrote: Maybe the modern ones that aren't 5 inches thick.

This.

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 21:43:31 Reply

i can rip a bible in half. your pussy god can't stop me


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 22:04:42 Reply

I probably can't.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 22:03:13 Reply

Yes, there is a special way of doing it.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 22:06:29 Reply

Depends on the city.

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 22:04:10 Reply

Yes. The 5 inch thick ones.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 23:34:45 Reply

Hell no.

Chuck Norris probably could though.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 23:36:10 Reply

nope.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 23:43:03 Reply

I CAN RIP A PHONEBOOK IN HALF WITH MY PENIS, BITCH

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 23:42:20 Reply

At 4/1/12 10:06 PM, Shade wrote: Depends on the city.

thats actually a pretty accurate idea..


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 23:45:00 Reply

At 4/1/12 07:42 PM, Trypper wrote: So I found a bag of new phonebooks on my doorstep this morning, and quickly proceeded to rip them apart. Are your hands manly enough?

It's not that hard honestly.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-01 23:55:15 Reply

yeah i open to the middle page and pull the two sides apart


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-02 00:35:06 Reply

Yep, both the easy way ("pop" method) and legitimately ("grip 'n' rip" method), although I doubt I could still do it the legit way.

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-02 00:52:20 Reply

At 4/1/12 07:41 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: My Spanish teacher last year did that once in front of the class, I don't remember why. I probably can't do it myself though, I'm a skinny motherfucker.

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-02 00:55:19 Reply

At 4/2/12 12:52 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:
At 4/1/12 07:41 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: My Spanish teacher last year did that once in front of the class, I don't remember why. I probably can't do it myself though, I'm a skinny motherfucker.
Muchos cojÃf³nes, cabrÃf³n.

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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-02 17:24:51 Reply

I would make some of these, but that would require me to put in the effort to so fuck that.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-02 17:56:39 Reply

Nope because i'm a skinny white faggot.


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Response to Can you rip a phonebook in half? 2012-04-02 18:37:23 Reply

I wouldn't want to, if someone wasted paper already and tree's obviously I would prefer to recycle it.


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