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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 03:57:08 Reply

Happened to me the first time too.

Most of the time I don't finish with my fiance because she finishes like 3 times and I can go on for hours. Feels okay, man.

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 04:04:08 Reply

At 3/29/12 08:00 PM, omgroflatu wrote: Hello everyone, my real name is Michael. I am 17 years old. Today, I had sex for the first time.
Yeah, I know, /cheer, "do you want a cookie?"... no thanks. I have a problem.
I could not ejaculate.
After 2 hours of oral sex and sex in different positions, I could not ejaculate.
Has this happened to anyone? I don't know if there's something wrong with me or if I was just nervous or.. I don't know.
I'm just confused.

ok did u use a condom if so what brand because i used to have the same problem but then i used i thinner condom and boom goes the dynamite


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 04:04:29 Reply

I knew this pain once. At first when I was younger I thought it was just that handjobs suck (and they do) but when blow jobs didn't work either I got really weirded out. Had the whole maybe I'm gay discussion with myself. Basically what I had to do was A) start doing it with someone I knew well enough who I didn't get incredibly self conscious with and B) just kind of let it go I guess? I feel like there's so much pressure to just last long nowadays or perform better people get caught up in the politics of sex during instead of actually just enjoying it. So next time since you won't be worrying as much about how you're doing you might have better luck


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 04:26:59 Reply

At 3/29/12 08:06 PM, omgroflatu wrote: I was not wearing a condom.. I couldn't ejaculate from sex, oral sex, or by my or her hand.

Here's your problem and you're damn lucky you couldn't ejaculate this time. Next time you wear a fucking condom because you are 17 and you don't need a baby or any STD's. It's also not fair to the woman. Yes sex feels better without a condom but it still feels great with one and is totally worth not having that worse stuff happen. Don't think pulling out is a great method, people have gotten pregnant from precum.

Don't masturbate the day you're gonna have sex because that certainly won't help you being able to cum from it.
Make sure you're actually attracted to the person you're with. Don't even worry about cumming. Get out of your head and just focus on how your body is feeling and go with that. Make your goal to make her orgasm and yours should just come naturally.
If it's not working maybe you just aren't as ready for sex as you thought you were or maybe the person isn't right.

And I just reviewed the thread and saw she's supposedly on the pill. But Idk if I'd trust a girl in high school. I'd reserve no condom sex for someone I knew and trusted and was with for a long time. But as long as you're being safe I won't complain. The pill doesn't protect against STD's though. And you better hope she always remembers to take it.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 04:56:27 Reply

At 3/29/12 08:52 PM, Slint wrote: "OMFG I HAD SEX BETTER TELL THE INTERNET"

That's not what the thread is about, you 'tard. Read the post.

Well, OP, you've been given plenty of advice. Hop to it.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 05:03:13 Reply

Don't worry about it, I know plenty of people who couldn't cum their first time, me included.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 11:48:02 Reply

At 3/30/12 04:56 AM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 3/29/12 08:52 PM, Slint wrote: "OMFG I HAD SEX BETTER TELL THE INTERNET"
That's not what the thread is about, you 'tard. Read the post.

Read the fucking title, asswipe.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 12:13:00 Reply

Well since it was you're first time maybe you didn't feel all that comfortable. First times are never great. Also you're not the only one. I know a guy which get off while having sex also.

Another theory in that you have to answer truthfully on my question. Did you jack off before having sex? Thinking you would last longer if you empty it out a little bit and make you seem like a stud. Because then it also not so weird that you didn't came.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 12:18:00 Reply

First time? Try with someone of another gender...

Guaranteed success..

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 13:38:26 Reply

At 3/29/12 08:06 PM, omgroflatu wrote: I was not wearing a condom.. I couldn't ejaculate from sex, oral sex, or by my or her hand.

You're broken


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 14:19:58 Reply

Don't worry about it. The girls usually love it when you can keep going for hours.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 14:26:01 Reply

Happened to me too, although I was completely wasted.

Still, you've gotten a lot of surprisingly good advice that, if I were you, would take in and think about.

Hope you have better luck next time.

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 14:49:40 Reply

i think you were nervous
and thats all


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 17:21:14 Reply

Should I congratulate you?

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 17:36:02 Reply

NSFW? how?


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 17:58:07 Reply

At 3/29/12 08:01 PM, JBKalso wrote: Maybe you should seriously consider trying for the other team.

Somebody had to say it...


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 17:58:41 Reply

Google your brain on porn and read it.

Do a reboot than try sex again.

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 18:00:38 Reply

You might be doing it wrong.

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 18:03:59 Reply

dat NSFW text.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 19:07:43 Reply

At 3/30/12 05:36 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: NSFW? how?

The text is not safe for work..
ON TOPIC: It takes awhile, maybe a few more times you should ejaculate.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 20:03:47 Reply

At 3/30/12 07:07 PM, Kofius wrote:
At 3/30/12 05:36 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: NSFW? how?
The text is not safe for work..
ON TOPIC: It takes awhile, maybe a few more times you should ejaculate.

Yes, you should just chill and not bother. You will get used to having sex and in some months it will be a lot different. No one's a pro for the first time.

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 20:08:31 Reply

Don't fap, stop wearing briefs, breathe.

I would think you were nervous, being it your first time.

I have a saying. Better to ejaculate late, then early.

^ Women don't like the latter.


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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 20:27:49 Reply

At 3/29/12 08:00 PM, omgroflatu wrote: Hello everyone, my real name is Michael. I am 17 years old. Today, I had sex for the first time.
Yeah, I know, /cheer, "do you want a cookie?"... no thanks. I have a problem.
I could not ejaculate.

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You want a cookie. Take one for you being kind of mature!!

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 20:28:36 Reply

Goddamm dude, I know guys who have had trouble because they bust too early, but they always were able to do it. See a doctor.

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Response to I Had Sex Today. (mildly Nsfw) 2012-03-30 20:54:23 Reply

My ex-boyfriend couldn't cum his first time. It's been a case with a lot of guys I know (not just when they're with me).

Cut out wanking from what I've heard. You'll go in a minute.