So we went to the Dallas Texas Cabaret
https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2619
Was amazing, first time. Topless girls, free beer.
Ask me anything.
First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw
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Did you get herpes just from inhaling the air?
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
it says the dancers are of mixed ethnicity
what ethnic types did you see there?
Mostly black girls, which I love!! More than white girls, I made it rain. This girl took 20 singles I throwed at her and put it on her pussy, then she blew it off. I shit you not. Blew my helmet with that trick. They also flash you with there pussy.
Did you ever feel uncomfortable standing/sitting next to a bunch of guys with raging hardons?
At 3/28/12 04:16 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So we went to the Dallas Texas Cabaret
https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2619
Was amazing, first time. Topless girls, free beer.
Ask me anything.
What did you learn from this...?
At 3/28/12 04:19 PM, Ryan wrote: Did you ever feel uncomfortable standing/sitting next to a bunch of guys with raging hardons?\\
lol Not really, my eyes were focused on them titty's and dancing girls, there was this one white old guy, he could of been my grandpa. But he was so coool. He like them black girls, and would slowly toss money at em while they put there junk in his face. I wen't up to and said, your my idol. haha Surprised he didn't stroke out/
What did you learn from this...?
That strippers clean off the pole after each dance cause of juices
I'm glad you threw your money at the desperate women who dance in shame, for there are no other jobs they can have.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 3/28/12 04:26 PM, MrPercie wrote:At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wifewait are you not allowed to take cameras into the place? isnt it against their rules?
Everything is legal if you don't get caught.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
you're not allowed to take photos in strip clubs douchebag
I misread the title as "titty bear". This is much less interesting.
At 3/28/12 04:19 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Mostly black girls, which I love!! More than white girls, I made it rain. This girl took 20 singles I throwed at her and put it on her pussy, then she blew it off. I shit you not. Blew my helmet with that trick. They also flash you with there pussy.
You think thats a crazy trick, look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3c2UVwEJJg
At 3/28/12 04:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:At 3/28/12 04:26 PM, MrPercie wrote:Everything is legal if you don't get caught.At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wifewait are you not allowed to take cameras into the place? isnt it against their rules?
True that, uncle fetus tried hard to get you a picture of a topless dancer :)
Strip joints are so lame, The only good excuse to go is to try and take one of the dancers home, then you run the risk of getting STI's.
Just a shitty atmosphere.
At 3/28/12 04:52 PM, Trypper wrote: Strip joints are so lame, The only good excuse to go is to try and take one of the dancers home, then you run the risk of getting STI's.
Just a shitty atmosphere.
On the contrary, there was free beer. Girls would walk right past you with there tits flopping about, It was a awesome atmosphere
At 3/28/12 05:04 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:At 3/28/12 04:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Everything is legal if you don't get caught.yeah so post it on newgrounds because nobody has ever been caught because of something on newgrounds except sirtom
Yes, it is best to keep illegal actions to yourself.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
At 3/28/12 04:16 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So we went to the Dallas Texas Cabaret
https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2619
Was amazing, first time. Topless girls, free beer.
Ask me anything.
You fucking liar. You didn't even get a lap dance, that's no experience. They have damn fine strippers in some clubs inCanada. I haven't been to too many, but I have to say I like big butts. The lady may weigh like 170 lbs, but she has no rolls. Haven't seen too many black strippers, but there's the odd asian stripper.
hurp
At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wife
damn son!
At 3/28/12 05:21 PM, swaenK wrote:
The funny thing is swaen. The fat girls would take it all off first, then shake there titties at you. They wouldn't climb on the poles as good good as the skinny girls did.
At 3/28/12 05:10 PM, Daikenkini wrote: More pics I ask for.
soon wait your turn ;)
At 3/28/12 05:31 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:At 3/28/12 05:21 PM, swaenK wrote:The funny thing is swaen. The fat girls would take it all off first, then shake there titties at you. They wouldn't climb on the poles as good good as the skinny girls did.
Yeah they give the lap dances.
hurp
At 3/28/12 05:46 PM, MrPercie wrote: What kind of beer were you drinking?
I aint into that kind of stuff, things like tastey fruit ciders or port is what im into when it comes to alcohol.
It was miller light, man I was so hung over this morning. I frikken drank my face off bro! When I went to get my refill, couple times some broads would be there topless getting there's first.
:D
Is that the one just outside the Highway and charges 20 dollars to enter (seemed like they were trying to hide it)? Or at least it did last time I was in Texas.
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At 3/28/12 06:02 PM, VJF wrote: Is that the one just outside the Highway and charges 20 dollars to enter (seemed like they were trying to hide it)? Or at least it did last time I was in Texas.
Probably, it was kind of hidden ;)
Theres me drinking
Girl getting ready to take it off for us!!
At 3/28/12 06:36 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Girl getting ready to take it off for us!!
Clearer pics or it didn't happen.
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At 3/28/12 06:37 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote:At 3/28/12 06:36 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Girl getting ready to take it off for us!!Clearer pics or it didn't happen.
It looks like a ghost pic taken with an ultra-spec camera.
