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First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:16:24

So we went to the Dallas Texas Cabaret

https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2619

Was amazing, first time. Topless girls, free beer.

Ask me anything.

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:17:33

Did you get herpes just from inhaling the air?


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:16:09

it says the dancers are of mixed ethnicity

what ethnic types did you see there?


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:17:54

Can't turn a hoe into a house wife

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:19:43

Mostly black girls, which I love!! More than white girls, I made it rain. This girl took 20 singles I throwed at her and put it on her pussy, then she blew it off. I shit you not. Blew my helmet with that trick. They also flash you with there pussy.

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:21:23

At 3/28/12 04:19 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Mostly black girls, which I love!! More than white girls, I made it rain. This girl took 20 singles I throwed at her and put it on her pussy, then she blew it off. I shit you not. Blew my helmet with that trick. They also flash you with there pussy.

Now your first gay bar experience!


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:19:58

Did you ever feel uncomfortable standing/sitting next to a bunch of guys with raging hardons?

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:20:07

At 3/28/12 04:16 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So we went to the Dallas Texas Cabaret

https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2619

Was amazing, first time. Topless girls, free beer.

Ask me anything.

What did you learn from this...?


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:21:47

I've only been to a strip club once. It was for my friend's birthday (she's a girl). One of the strippers gave her a signed photo and wrote on it "Wipe your face so I have a clean place to sit."

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:22:53

At 3/28/12 04:19 PM, Ryan wrote: Did you ever feel uncomfortable standing/sitting next to a bunch of guys with raging hardons?\\

lol Not really, my eyes were focused on them titty's and dancing girls, there was this one white old guy, he could of been my grandpa. But he was so coool. He like them black girls, and would slowly toss money at em while they put there junk in his face. I wen't up to and said, your my idol. haha Surprised he didn't stroke out/

What did you learn from this...?

That strippers clean off the pole after each dance cause of juices

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:26:55

At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wife

wait are you not allowed to take cameras into the place? isnt it against their rules?


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:28:17

I'm glad you threw your money at the desperate women who dance in shame, for there are no other jobs they can have.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:29:08

At 3/28/12 04:26 PM, MrPercie wrote:
At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wife
wait are you not allowed to take cameras into the place? isnt it against their rules?

Everything is legal if you don't get caught.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:42:43

you're not allowed to take photos in strip clubs douchebag


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:46:46

I misread the title as "titty bear". This is much less interesting.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:46:56

At 3/28/12 04:19 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Mostly black girls, which I love!! More than white girls, I made it rain. This girl took 20 singles I throwed at her and put it on her pussy, then she blew it off. I shit you not. Blew my helmet with that trick. They also flash you with there pussy.

You think thats a crazy trick, look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3c2UVwEJJg


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:47:24

At 3/28/12 04:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:
At 3/28/12 04:26 PM, MrPercie wrote:
At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wife
wait are you not allowed to take cameras into the place? isnt it against their rules?
Everything is legal if you don't get caught.

True that, uncle fetus tried hard to get you a picture of a topless dancer :)

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:51:58

lol I am a believer now

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 16:52:42

Strip joints are so lame, The only good excuse to go is to try and take one of the dancers home, then you run the risk of getting STI's.

Just a shitty atmosphere.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:00:06

At 3/28/12 04:52 PM, Trypper wrote: Strip joints are so lame, The only good excuse to go is to try and take one of the dancers home, then you run the risk of getting STI's.

Just a shitty atmosphere.

On the contrary, there was free beer. Girls would walk right past you with there tits flopping about, It was a awesome atmosphere

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:05:54

At 3/28/12 05:04 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 3/28/12 04:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Everything is legal if you don't get caught.
yeah so post it on newgrounds because nobody has ever been caught because of something on newgrounds except sirtom

Yes, it is best to keep illegal actions to yourself.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:10:40

More pics I ask for.

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:16:15

At 3/28/12 04:42 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: you're not allowed to take photos in strip clubs douchebag

Actually that's at the discretion of the owner/manager.

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:21:34

At 3/28/12 04:16 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So we went to the Dallas Texas Cabaret

https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2619

Was amazing, first time. Topless girls, free beer.

Ask me anything.

You fucking liar. You didn't even get a lap dance, that's no experience. They have damn fine strippers in some clubs inCanada. I haven't been to too many, but I have to say I like big butts. The lady may weigh like 170 lbs, but she has no rolls. Haven't seen too many black strippers, but there's the odd asian stripper.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:23:05

At 3/28/12 04:17 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Can't turn a hoe into a house wife

damn son!


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:31:30

At 3/28/12 05:21 PM, swaenK wrote:

The funny thing is swaen. The fat girls would take it all off first, then shake there titties at you. They wouldn't climb on the poles as good good as the skinny girls did.

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:36:13

At 3/28/12 05:10 PM, Daikenkini wrote: More pics I ask for.

soon wait your turn ;)

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:40:22

At 3/28/12 05:36 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 3/28/12 05:10 PM, Daikenkini wrote: More pics I ask for.
soon wait your turn ;)

Good ... GOOD!

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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:46:19

What kind of beer were you drinking?

I aint into that kind of stuff, things like tastey fruit ciders or port is what im into when it comes to alcohol.


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Response to First Titty Bar Experience Nsfw 2012-03-28 17:53:15

At 3/28/12 05:31 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 3/28/12 05:21 PM, swaenK wrote:
The funny thing is swaen. The fat girls would take it all off first, then shake there titties at you. They wouldn't climb on the poles as good good as the skinny girls did.

Yeah they give the lap dances.


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