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OMGoodness EVERYONE STAND BACK i think the world is ganna end lol. I'm sorry I can't call this one folks, I leave it to all of you. Just name you victor, whichever one has the most votes before this forum is closed WINS. IF This Forum is closed with no votes, then it will forever be an unsolved mystery. Dun Dun DUUUN.
In a fight? Who had a better career? What's the fucking question?
I like Clint Eastwood, the original lawman who doesn't have a shitty internet meme.
Clint Eastwood: Legendary actor and director, old as fuck, badass
Chuck Norris: Bad meme
Try this thread again when Chuck Norris has two oscars for best director and two more for best motion picture.
Chuck Norris always wins.
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I'm fucking Dirty Harry and this is all I get?
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One gets ridiculous (mostly unfunny) boosts from teenagers, the other one will shot you and your friends for laughing at his mule. Do I need to say more?
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Clint Eastwood is an OG motha fucka. He's had a successful and illustrious career spanning many decades. He's banged more bitches than most could ever dream of, and he's still cool as fuck, even in his old age.
Chuck Norris is a hack who was working on info-mercials until some brilliant kid decided to make "chuck norris jokes." His career, which was little more than "white guy in shitty kung fu movies" before, now consists of doing commercials for games he's never played, and ruining movies by refusing to be in them unless they're PG-13.
I hope you realize you should feel bad about this thread topic. Very bad.
Clint Eastwood obviously, he is a cool rugged man and he has made/directed great movies.
Chuck Norris only benefits from the shitty meme, so he's a tool now.
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Bruce lee beat the crap out of chuck norris, and have you ever seen clint eastwood get punked in real life or on screen? Exactly, clint eastwood is more of a badass but he doesent know karate so that kinda sucks.
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Eastwood has guns, and is still fucking awesome, as shown in Gran Torino.
Norris is just a tired old meme.
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