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At 3/25/12 08:38 PM, Wegra wrote: What do you think it'd be like to have sex with her?

Ugly as sin

At 3/25/12 08:39 PM, Irrelephant wrote: you're like a stereotypical newgrounds queer i used to have you added on facebook but i deleted you cause your wall posts got annoying as shit

I could just imagine.
The idea of facebook as a woman is retarded.
Seriously?
You could at least offered some sort of reasons as to why it's a woman, what you would do etc.

She wouldn't 'like' my sex. :(

At 3/25/12 08:38 PM, Wegra wrote: What do you think it'd be like to have sex with her?

It wouldn't be close and is probally looking for some money for her drug fixes

Wouldn't having sex with facebook basically be having sex with Mark Zuckerberg?

I wouldn't touch her with someone else's.

It would be the most amazing and yet disgusting orgy ever.

Facebook would probably have every STD known to man. I mean, think about it. Facebook has had over half a billion friends, so at least some of those friends, she must have had sex with at some point and statistically it wouldn't make any sense if she didn't have them. Then again, Ron Jeremy claims to have had tons of unprotected sex and never got a single STD. But alas, we're not Ron Jeremy.

If facebook was a woman, obviously it would have commit suicide before anyone of us could fuck it. The attention whore.