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At 3/25/12 08:38 PM, Wegra wrote: What do you think it'd be like to have sex with her?
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At 3/25/12 08:39 PM, Irrelephant wrote: you're like a stereotypical newgrounds queer i used to have you added on facebook but i deleted you cause your wall posts got annoying as shit
I could just imagine.
The idea of facebook as a woman is retarded.
You could at least offered some sort of reasons as to why it's a woman, what you would do etc.
Sticks and stones will break my bones if the radiation doesn't kill me.
Wouldn't having sex with facebook basically be having sex with Mark Zuckerberg?
I decided to find out what it would be like to just move away and live in Sydney for one year.
You can read my blog about my life in Sydney here: MIKEING IT IN AUSTRLOLIA
It would be the most amazing and yet disgusting orgy ever.
Facebook would probably have every STD known to man. I mean, think about it. Facebook has had over half a billion friends, so at least some of those friends, she must have had sex with at some point and statistically it wouldn't make any sense if she didn't have them. Then again, Ron Jeremy claims to have had tons of unprotected sex and never got a single STD. But alas, we're not Ron Jeremy.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
If facebook was a woman, obviously it would have commit suicide before anyone of us could fuck it. The attention whore.
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