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Response to Making females useful Mar. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, Ragnarokia wrote: Here's a perfect idea to finally find a use for your female:
1: Inject chocolate into her DNA
2: Have sex with her
3: Get her to lactate for her new baby

Chocolate milk dispenser!

You forgot to put "PROFIT" at the end.


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Response to Making females useful Mar. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:44 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, Kofius wrote:
But having sex with cows is illegal.
And immoral..............

But it feels nice

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:48 PM Reply

Sex would still be a woman's primary function though, as you can see, it is literally the focal point of your plan.


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Response to Making females useful Mar. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:48 PM Reply

Or date a black girl. They lactate chocolate milk.

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:54 PM Reply

It would make a good pair of breasts good to have around. I'm totally for this.

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:27 AM Reply

At 4 hours ago, Ragnarokia wrote: 2: Have sex with her

Mhmmmmmm........... ;3

Don't forget rape, bruh

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:30 AM Reply

At 4 hours ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: The way you guys think of women is unbelievable. I have a better idea, what about chocolate cows? Inject chocolate in their DNA and make them have chocolate milk.

No you got it all wrong! We don't think of women that way! We're just the internet, and the internet cracks jokes. When it's not destroying someones life or uncovering government conspiracies.

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:33 AM Reply

At 4 hours ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: Human milk is rather repulsive. Who wants to drink human milk really?

Ask PETA, they're the ones pushing human breast milk ice cream just so cows don't suffer. Also, put human breast milk in your cereal! And other various things PETA bitches about.

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:35 AM Reply

At 1 minute ago, sweet21 wrote:
At 4 hours ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: Human milk is rather repulsive. Who wants to drink human milk really?
Ask PETA, they're the ones pushing human breast milk ice cream just so cows don't suffer. Also, put human breast milk in your cereal! And other various things PETA bitches about.

Don't fucking get me started on peta. Its a fake celebrity group like scientology.


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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:40 AM Reply

Chicks can find their niche whenever i have an itch in my pants


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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:55 AM Reply

Buy a stove.


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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:45 AM Reply

That is ingenious.

It would be easier to just get her to suck cock and make sammiches lol.

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:51 AM Reply

That's how you do it. With Science.

SCIENCE!

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:00 AM Reply

At 6 hours ago, dlxrevolution wrote:
At 3 hours ago, Ragnarokia wrote: Here's a perfect idea to finally find a use for your female:
1: Inject chocolate into her DNA
2: Have sex with her
3: Get her to lactate for her new baby

Chocolate milk dispenser!
You forgot to put "PROFIT" at the end.

Screw profit, I want the chocolate milk for myself.


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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 08:38 AM Reply

At 8 hours ago, Gambit wrote: Or date a black girl. They lactate chocolate milk.

Go fuck yourself. I posted that before, shithead. How about you fucking read threads before you post in them.

At 12 hours ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: I thought chocolate milk just came from black women, though??????

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Response to Making females useful Mar. 23rd, 2012 @ 08:41 AM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote:
At 8 hours ago, Gambit wrote: Or date a black girl. They lactate chocolate milk.
Go fuck yourself. I posted that before, shithead. How about you fucking read threads before you post in them.

We prefer what he posted.


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