Masturbated for the first time

[jeremyCOOL]

And it was pretty good. I'm guessing that the better material you fap to the better the masturbation is.

Also I didn't cum cause I was only doing it briefly (experimenting?) does that mean it isn't proper masturbation? i dunno. Still though my erection was rock solid and the only reason I stopped was because it started to hurt. I guess I need some form of lubrication.

I can only imagine what sex is actually like (I don't see myself ever having sex.)

[PoloPancake]

This is hilarious.

[jeremyCOOL]

At 3 minutes ago, PoloPancake wrote: This is hilarious.

2 b sure my friend!!

[Retrospeck]

aahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah okay i'm done.

[Lionelion]

yeeeahhh.........
im gonna go ahead and forget this ever happened........

[tox]

i know that anyone is going to laugh at me for this..
but there are techniques for masturbation so lets get to this

first of all where did it begin to hurt?
did skin peal off or did you scratch something?

first of all i will talk from a circumsized experience so lets get to this.. *sighs*
for a two handed experience use one hand and pull shin down at the base of the shaft, until the skin is taught along the foreskin area, and focus your other hands movements on the head

a single hand should also focus all efforts at the tip of the penis.

thrusting and rocking can also be used to simulate actions for real sex with a partner

there are toys available for males including:
the egg: a ball like thing that fits and moves with external force around the head
the fleshlight: a simulated vagina or anal or mouth opening
anal items: stimulating the prostate is commonly used to induce a male orgasm in the form of feelings, like: beeds, simple vibrators, plugs or inserts
chemical instiller: a chemically induced ease of limits for sexual climax: your climax comes very easy

lubricants can be uses including but not limited to:
soap, conditioner, condoms, wax, water, Vaseline, certain types of lipsticks or chaps, oils, honey-jams...
the list goes on for ever but as long as the toxisity is under that of + or - 2 on the ph scale of 7 it is ok...
id stick away from soap and a few types of food items if i were you, they offer a very specific feeling for a certain type of skin on the human body

get to know your triggers:
go on the net and check out things: vampires, death, animal, art, control, robotic, intelligence, passion, furries, bdsm, all types of women and men from black to Hispanic to rusian, to chinese, check out clothing and languages, then start to move into sexual things within those ranges that appeal to you...

tips for masturbation...
always make sure that you know where other people can catch you from, and movements and times in the place to do so, dont let your mom walk in on you after she has been calling for you for 20 minuets to come for dinner... (as an example)
find out a preferred place to do such a act.. in public or seli public, in your bed or in a favorite seat, school or library, all the way to the school bus... wherever you feel safe in your own being to actually do something like that

dont be afraid to talk to people in the right circumstances about experiences in masturbation..
they might just have something very insightful to tell you and in the way that you may learn something that really turns your crank...

sex is a tool that can be used for calming ones self, or relaxing the body, to increasing testosterone, or heightening your sensory abilities...

if you peal skin or things begin to hurt then stop as you may be actually hurting your skin and more actions may end up leaving scar tissue on or near the head, its nothing bad but it looks kinda odd...
if you are into pain then still refrain from breaking the skin, punching the balls or bending the shaft until a crack is herd is a good way to have a instant rush, but that is a more advanced technique for later

questions?

[SnoopyChicken]

How old are you?

[HellThrasher]

I remember when I was 12 years old and felt a need to let the whole world know I was playing tug of war with cyclops.

[Halberd]

Babby's first fap.

This is swell and all OP but us older kids have moved onto much more advanced forms of sexual pleasure like rape murdering, necrophilia and stranglewanking

(okay I was kidding about the first two but the third one is a must try)

[HellThrasher]

I'm jerking off right now!

[BumFodder]

I actually prefer dry wanking.

[LiquidFire]

At 35 minutes ago, HellThrasher wrote: I remember when I was 12 years old and felt a need to let the whole world know I was playing tug of war with cyclops.

Me too. Those where some good times.

[ZeroAsALimit]

It very rapidly becomes very boring and more of a chore that you do half-assed, over a long while because you really aren't that aroused by anything anymore. As for sex, yeah, I've heard that stops being fun about middle age for most poeple.

[Luis]

welcum. this is all we talk about in this forum

[Thedark]

At 1 hour ago, tox wrote:
questions?

what did i just read?

[tox]

At 3 minutes ago, Thedark wrote:

At 1 hour ago, tox wrote:
questions?

what did i just read?

a challenge

[Thedark]

how old are you?

[Steff]

You don't post shit like this on the forums. And if you do, shit, you'll be the joke of the month.

[tox]

At 57 seconds ago, Steff wrote: You don't post shit like this on the forums. And if you do, shit, you'll be the joke of the month.

so does that make me?
puff the magic dragon
weird
or overly talkative with no self boundaries

[Schizo-Sephy]

Lol I love these kinda threads.
Threads where the OP clearly doesn't give a shit what people think about them on Newgrounds.
God, I love this site.

[Boomstick]

At 5 hours ago, Luis wrote: welcum. this is all we talk about in this forum

At least he knows what it's like to choke the chicken, and he can learn new techniques from the more experienced masturbators.

[SnoopyChicken]

Out of interest anyone know the average age for the first time you stroke the snake?

For me it was 11.

[MOID]

buy a fleshlight

it will enhance your fapping experience

[VictorKorg]

At 8 hours ago, jeremyCOOL wrote:

I don't see myself ever having sex.

And I don't think you will if you fap. The less you fap, the more desire (desperation) you'll get to fuck, and that will pull you to take action and get herpes.

That or buying a Tenga Deepthroat like I gave my little cousin father as apology gift last week for deleting his midget porn archives.

[Brain-Damage]

You're clearly not doing it correctly: you gotta use sandpaper

[Nicknicolau]

That's good

[AutumnalEquinox]

At 6 hours ago, Thedark wrote:

At 1 hour ago, tox wrote:
questions?

what did i just read?

You read "How to masturbate, the right way" by none other then Tox himself.

[Fim]

This has got to be one of the funniest threads that I've read on the BBS for a v long time :P

[Jester]

I needed something new for my forum signature.

[KillerSkull]

You don't need lube, it only hurt because you're a wimp. You shoulda kept going till you came!