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Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 19:50:16 Reply

-kind.

Suggest your own unique invention that can universally help the human race in a social/technological manner.

Ex: Suppositories that make your flatuence smell pleasant

Now you try.

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 20:01:30 Reply

A gun that cures bullet wounds.

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 20:06:56 Reply

Vaginas with teeth.

For that blowjob experience.

How does one sig?

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 20:07:41 Reply

At 5 minutes ago, Natick wrote:
At 32 seconds ago, OwnageGiy223 wrote: A gun that cures bullet wounds.
And with that, this thread ends.

So much for creativity, eh?

Oh well.

Regardless, I made this picture of my invention in action.

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 20:14:28 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Vaginas with teeth.

For that blowjob experience.

speaking of which

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:03:47 Reply

Everybody has already thought up all the good shit, nothing really left to invent that hasn't been thought of, or is in the works of development


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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:05:51 Reply

All religion ends forever. Or at least stop fighting about it.


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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:17:30 Reply

I know what we need, we need dream control devices. So that we can control our dreams and thus improve the quality of sleep we get. Don't say "Lucid dreams numbnuts" because those take years to master.

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:22:26 Reply

I would say a time machine, but that would completely screw everything up. How about a cactus with soft prickly things so if you accidentally land on one it won't hurt?

I guess that wouldn't be very enjoyable to other people watching though.

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:32:50 Reply

A Piggler for everyone.


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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:43:14 Reply

Prosthetic wings. Fuck cars.


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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:45:22 Reply

Flying cars anyone?


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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:49:30 Reply

At 1 hour ago, Piggler wrote: Now you try.

Mandatory prescribed Laryngitis.


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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 21:49:44 Reply

At 41 minutes ago, sweet21 wrote: All religion ends forever.

We REALLY need a machine for that.

We also need a machine that turns people who are acting like assholes into pigs for 30 seconds to teach them a lesson.

I know that's silly, but it would be awesome to see.

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Response to Invention for the betterment of man 2012-03-21 22:00:11 Reply

At 1 hour ago, Piggler wrote:
At 5 minutes ago, Natick wrote:
At 32 seconds ago, OwnageGiy223 wrote:
Regardless, I made this picture of my invention in action.

That's awesome man, got a good laugh

Anyways I'd make a variation of that pill that made all shits come out in neat little nuggets, so wiping and messy shits would be a thing of the past, and it'd smell nice too.


I started out with nothing and still have most of it!