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So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 01:25:36 Reply

I'm at work and minding my own business, and I hear "Hey Keith!" I step to the side and look over and buddy has a sign that says "Hi!" written on it.

I say "OK, that's pretty cool David, thanks for sharing" step back and start working again. then he shouts again "Hey Keith!"

I look over and he's flipped the sign over and it says "Fuck you!" on it,

What an asshole!!!

So i get one of the cheap rubber gloves we have and fill it with ice cold water, and toss it on his back.

he says "hey man, all I did was write fuck you on a sign, now i'm all wet, thanks a lot"
I say "yeah, fuck me eh? see what happens when you try and fuck with me?"

but then we laughed it off.


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 01:30:49 Reply

So... did you two fuck?


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 01:33:28 Reply

What a great idea Jake Thanks!

Jake says you should use this. Jake is such a nice woman.


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 01:33:51 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Drake wrote: So... did you two fuck?

Right?
It was implied in your story man, I'm pretty sure he had make up sex.


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 01:35:44 Reply

No brawling or stealing cars?

Disappointing.....


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 01:35:55 Reply

At 9 minutes ago, bodom-child wrote:
but then we laughed it off.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... cool story bro...


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 10:21:14 Reply

So what you're basically saying is that he fucked you and then you splashed your liquid up his back?


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 10:26:00 Reply

At 8 hours ago, bodom-child wrote: but then we laughed it off.

...and then you stared deeply into his eyes. He shivers and slowly removes his soaking wet shirt revealing his perfect abs.
"I'm cold," he says.
You hold him close for warmth, reluctantly at first, and then enthusiastically. You can feel the beating of his heart and slowly slide your hand into his boxers...

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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 11:34:06 Reply

Sounds like a wacky day at the office. But nonetheless pointless thread material.


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Response to So here is what this guy does... 2012-03-21 11:35:49 Reply

At 10 hours ago, Austerity wrote: That's a swell tale

Indeed. I think he's related to furryfox


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