I'm at work and minding my own business, and I hear "Hey Keith!" I step to the side and look over and buddy has a sign that says "Hi!" written on it.
I say "OK, that's pretty cool David, thanks for sharing" step back and start working again. then he shouts again "Hey Keith!"
I look over and he's flipped the sign over and it says "Fuck you!" on it,
What an asshole!!!
So i get one of the cheap rubber gloves we have and fill it with ice cold water, and toss it on his back.
he says "hey man, all I did was write fuck you on a sign, now i'm all wet, thanks a lot"
I say "yeah, fuck me eh? see what happens when you try and fuck with me?"
but then we laughed it off.