I'm agnostic ok, so I'm talking to some girl I know. She's extremely religious and we get to talking about religion. She asks me:
Her: Are you Methodist?
Me: No.
Her: Catholic?
Me: No.
Her: Are you even Christian?
Me: No.
Her: Well then you know where you're going.
She then starts asking me about the bible. She askes me if I read it, I tell her no and that I've tried. I tell her I don't feel like reading a 1000 page book.
If god loves everyone, and the people who aren't Christian go to hell, than what about the little Muslim boys who never have heard of Christianity? Do they go to Hell for something that's completely not their fault?
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I'd rather spend my life having fun and go to Hell than live my life worshiping something that no one has any proof of.
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Who cares what she thinks? From the conversation she just sounds like a small-minded teenage girl.
If god loves everyone, and the people who aren't Christian go to hell, than what about the little Muslim boys who never have heard of Christianity? Do they go to Hell for something that's completely not their fault?
People like to use religion to justify their hate, and I doubt many people like THAT really believe that God loves everyone. Either that or they're like "God does what he has to do let me save you by leading you to God so you're on the right side".
I think they should make the Bible into an audiobook.
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At 41 seconds ago, bman200 wrote: I think they should make the Bible into an audiobook.
It's already a manga...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga_Bible_(series)
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At 18 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Do they go to Hell for something that's completely not their fault?
I believe that the idea is similar to breaking a law you did not know was a law. And the punishment would be dealt accordingly.
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At 20 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Her: Well then you know where you're going.
I thought that if you were agnostic then you didn't.
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At 46 seconds ago, SansNumbers wrote:At 20 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Her: Well then you know where you're going.I thought that if you were agnostic then you didn't.
What? This... doesn't make sense.
Did I just get trolled?
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At 1 minute ago, TecNoir wrote:At 46 seconds ago, SansNumbers wrote:What? This... doesn't make sense.At 20 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Her: Well then you know where you're going.I thought that if you were agnostic then you didn't.
Did I just get trolled?
Just because I suck at explaining things doesn't mean I'm a troll.
I mean agnostics don't know if there's a god or not, and they equally don't know where you are "going" after you die.
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What I was told was that people use to go to heaven that disn't know about God but were good people but then since Jesus came down and dief for sins and it is now in a book that anyone who doesnt read it and give themselves to God thst they go to Hell wether they know about it or not. I am serious. This is what they said in Christian church recently in a nicer way. So theyre saying its Jesus's fault that retarded children go to hell.
At 42 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Her: Well then you know where you're going.
Yeah, you know where you're going. You know, that place that you don't even believe exists.
I would have told her that if her beliefs are true, then she's probably going to Hell, too, since odds are she commits sins all the time. She's probably eaten shellfish, worn clothing of mixed fabric, played football, which involves a ball made with the skin of a pig, told lies, not known her "place" as a female, etc.
At 39 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: I'd rather spend my life having fun and go to Hell than live my life worshiping something that no one has any proof of.
And who is a total dick. Yeah, I don't see that as a good way to live.
I think if someone says your goin to hell, they would go to hell, because your not suppose to tell someone somthin that god can decide....or somthin I kinda said some random bs just then
At 1 minute ago, 919CDS wrote: I think if someone says your goin to hell, they would go to hell, because your not suppose to tell someone somthin that god can decide....or somthin I kinda said some random bs just then
Yeah, the Bible doesn't say anything like that at all. You completely made that up or were fed lies.
If god loves everyone, and the people who aren't Christian go to hell, than what about the little Muslim boys who never have heard of Christianity? Do they go to Hell for something that's completely not their fault?
Whoa, I never thought of that before. Geez.
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At 1 minute ago, brokenrecord6299 wrote:Whoa, I never thought of that before. Geez.
If god loves everyone, and the people who aren't Christian go to hell, than what about the little Muslim boys who never have heard of Christianity? Do they go to Hell for something that's completely not their fault?
You reallt never thought of that? Thats the biggest issue with the religion. Especially for infants and mentally challenged people of that cannot become Christian. As I said they cannot apparently ever since the part of the bible where Jesus died according to the common Christian interpretation.
What I dont get is that I always saw that as a good thing he did that he died for our sins so that we wouldnt be punished which doesnt make total sence but still. The way i was taught i saw it as positive but apparently most christians see it as a punishment for our sins like periods and aids. I would think itmf he died for our sins then why are we now still born pf sin? Doesnt this mean we are clean unless we do wrong and become bad people? Does that not make much more sense?
No one goes to hell. No one goes to heaven. Everyone rots in the ground. I'd steer clear of bitches like that
At 1 minute ago, saqwert wrote: No one goes to hell. No one goes to heaven. Everyone rots in the ground. I'd steer clear of bitches like that
You don't rot in the ground because you are only the thoughts and actions in your brain. The vessel that carries you rota in the grown after your brain dies. When your brain dies you no longer exist.
At 2 minutes ago, saqwert wrote: No one goes to hell. No one goes to heaven. Everyone rots in the ground. I'd steer clear of bitches like that
true dat.
This world is full of people, idiotic people imo, who just LOVE to share their oh so right opinions on you. Just stay away from people who make you uncomfortable and analyze this world, your existence and make your own decisions.
That being said, I'm a walking hypocrite, because I just LOVE to debate religious people and call them idiots. Brings out the best in me, and my cynical personality, to make fun of their fear of death and their ignorance to deny science and reality.
That reality is: No Heaven, No Hell, Rot in the ground, absence of life.
You will resume the same existence you shared prior to living, don't remember that? Of course you didn't exist yet and so shall you resume doing so. No storybook ending.
Don't worry, God gives every single human being multiple chances to accept Christ in their life and if you studied the Bible more often you would know this wonderful truth
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The children are not worshipping God, therefore they will go to hell.
At 2 hours ago, bman200 wrote: I think they should make the Bible into an audiobook.
They have that. It's called a Catholic priest who whispers into your ear as he fondles you.
At 1 minute ago, The-Great-One wrote:At 2 hours ago, bman200 wrote: I think they should make the Bible into an audiobook.They have that. It's called a Catholic priest who whispers into your ear as he fondles you.
Kinky. Make me feel like a little boy.
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Reading the bible is the quickest way to becoming an atheist, aside from just being born and raised such.
At 2 hours ago, TecNoir wrote: I'm agnostic ok, so I'm talking to some girl I know. She's extremely religious and we get to talking about religion. She asks me:
Her: Are you Methodist?
Me: No.
Her: Catholic?
Me: No.
Her: Are you even Christian?
Me: No.
Her: Well then you know where you're going.
She then starts asking me about the bible. She askes me if I read it, I tell her no and that I've tried. I tell her I don't feel like reading a 1000 page book.
I love how in a matter of three questions she can tell you "where you're going". Religious people are kinda dicks.
Your an agnostic?
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Well if shes ever read the bible, its pretty clear that people are not supposed to try and judge what god's ruling will be.
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