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Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:32:36

i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

Da fuq is this insect


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:34:09

At 1 minute ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

OH SNAP! Wade like thread.


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:34:29

Really big fucking bee of some sort?


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:34:45

Looks like an ant

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:38:06

I think it's some huge ass cricket found in either asia or south america. I remember seeing it somewhere

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:40:43

It appears to be your uncle. Say hi to your uncle, Proto.


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:55:35

Yuck, I hate bugs...

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 19:58:46

It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:01:02

A Jerusalem/Mole cricket or some sort of other subterranean cricket species. They're fairly common and can be found under rocks.

Pic is too blurry for better ID.

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:01:05

At 2 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...

God dammit this is word for word what I wanted to post.

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:10:31

I found the same kind of bug in my basement.

Da fuq is this insect


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:14:42

Kill it with Fire!!!


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:15:35

At 16 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...

king hornet?


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:16:17

At 41 minutes ago, StonedGrenade wrote: Really big fucking bee of some sort?

Wasp maybe


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:17:32

At 6 minutes ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: I found the same kind of bug in my basement.

That insect looks like a brown katydid.


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:18:56

At 46 minutes ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

look at that fucking stinger thing


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:25:42

Where's Wade Fulp when you need him...

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:29:49

Looks like some kinda wasp.


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:44:09

i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

I think it looks adorable.


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:47:21

They're a cricket species that I have dubbed "Cute Basement Crickets that don't make noise and can hop very fucking far." And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:48:54

At 1 minute ago, lawlmaster wrote: And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.

It's an ovipositor, or egg-laying tube. You must have a lot of female crickets in your basement.

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:53:15

That's a kind of locust. Pretty much it, a giant locust.

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 20:53:26

At 30 minutes ago, ihatesonic1 wrote: Bullshit

Well played


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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 21:00:01

At 9 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:
At 1 minute ago, lawlmaster wrote: And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.
It's an ovipositor, or egg-laying tube. You must have a lot of female crickets in your basement.

I get all da bitches... at least the cricket bitches. That and I seem to have a lot of black wolf spiders in my basement too, yet the crickets and spiders seem to get along well with each other cause they'll sit a few inches apart and not do anything at all... most of the time.


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 21:03:17

I could swear I've seen this thread before?

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Response to Da fuq is this insect 2012-03-20 21:57:58

At 1 hour ago, ihatesonic1 wrote:
At 50 minutes ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me
Bullshit

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