Da fuq is this insect

[ProtomanBlues]

i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

[poinl]

At 1 minute ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

OH SNAP! Wade like thread.

[AutumnalEquinox]

Really big fucking bee of some sort?

[saqwert]

Looks like an ant

[All-American-Badass]

I think it's some huge ass cricket found in either asia or south america. I remember seeing it somewhere

[Drake]

It appears to be your uncle. Say hi to your uncle, Proto.

[Schizo-Sephy]

Yuck, I hate bugs...

[Zeppelyn]

It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...

[Entice]

A Jerusalem/Mole cricket or some sort of other subterranean cricket species. They're fairly common and can be found under rocks.

Pic is too blurry for better ID.

[Squidbit]

At 2 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...

God dammit this is word for word what I wanted to post.

[xSarCastiCx]

I found the same kind of bug in my basement.

[JCFfilms]

Kill it with Fire!!!

[tox]

At 16 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...

king hornet?

[TehPoptartKid]

At 41 minutes ago, StonedGrenade wrote: Really big fucking bee of some sort?

Wasp maybe

[Mizzjuicyflava]

At 6 minutes ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: I found the same kind of bug in my basement.

That insect looks like a brown katydid.

[kazumazkan]

At 46 minutes ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

look at that fucking stinger thing

[dlxrevolution]

Where's Wade Fulp when you need him...

(?)

[Wegra]

Looks like some kinda wasp.

[DragonPunch]

i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

I think it looks adorable.

[lawlmaster]

They're a cricket species that I have dubbed "Cute Basement Crickets that don't make noise and can hop very fucking far." And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.

[Entice]

At 1 minute ago, lawlmaster wrote: And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.

It's an ovipositor, or egg-laying tube. You must have a lot of female crickets in your basement.

[Polywater]

That's a kind of locust. Pretty much it, a giant locust.

[DancingTomato]

At 30 minutes ago, ihatesonic1 wrote: Bullshit

Well played

[lawlmaster]

At 9 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:

At 1 minute ago, lawlmaster wrote: And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.

It's an ovipositor, or egg-laying tube. You must have a lot of female crickets in your basement.

I get all da bitches... at least the cricket bitches. That and I seem to have a lot of black wolf spiders in my basement too, yet the crickets and spiders seem to get along well with each other cause they'll sit a few inches apart and not do anything at all... most of the time.

[SnoopyChicken]

I could swear I've seen this thread before?

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 1 hour ago, ihatesonic1 wrote:

At 50 minutes ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me

Bullshit

lol busted