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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 02:29 AM Reply

At 6 hours ago, II2none wrote:
At 1 hour ago, Raab wrote: You guys should be too old to give a fuck about this. Just sayin
You can't put an age limit on animation,

Actually, every show in the world has a target audience... and I'm pretty sure nobody is targeting basement virgins who whine about TNMT on internet forums.

Disney has can vogue for that looong before you were even born.

What? That isn't even fucking English.

That's like saying you shouldn't give a fuck about Jurassic park cause it's not rated R.

You leave Jurassic Park the fuck out of this.

If you are my age.... you grew up on TMNT... but are now an adult and don't give two shits about some upcoming cartoon series.

...If you are young enough to be watching the new TMNT series, you can't be angry that the "old TMNT" is being changed since you weren't even around for it.

...and finally.... if you are still watching TNMT and obsessing over Sonic the Hedgehog as an adult...
You let me know how much pussy you get, and that same number is the amount of fucks i give about your opinion.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 02:46 AM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Raab wrote:
Actually, every show in the world has a target audience... and I'm pretty sure nobody is targeting basement virgins who whine about TNMT on internet forums

Nice try, but no it's not the fact that its tmnt its the fact that you equate a medium to maturity and that's a flawed perception in my opinion.

Disney has can vogue for that looong before you were even born.
What? That isn't even fucking English.

my bad but i'm sure you got my point.

That's like saying you shouldn't give a fuck about Jurassic park cause it's not rated R.
You leave Jurassic Park the fuck out of this.

If you are my age.... you grew up on TMNT... but are now an adult and don't give two shits about some upcoming cartoon series.

What? This isn't about a cartoon series this is about Micheal bay making another live action perversion of a popular cartoon series.


...If you are young enough to be watching the new TMNT series, you can't be angry that the "old TMNT" is being changed since you weren't even around for it.

Again not defending TMNT.

...and finally.... if you are still watching TNMT and obsessing over Sonic the Hedgehog as an adult...
You let me know how much pussy you get, and that same number is the amount of fucks i give about your opinion.

You gave enough of a fuck to reply like some wanna-be bad ass. I don't need to give vagina poundings to feel secure about my self.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 09:26 AM Reply

At 8 hours ago, KillerSkull wrote: I wonder how many explosions are going to be in this film? You know, about martial arts, but don't you woory, I'm sure Mr. Bay can fit explosions of epic proportions into this movie somehow!

MICHAEL BAY-SPLOSIONS BOOOOOOM!

I'm putting the over/under at 1000. I wonder what odds Vegas would give me on that.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 09:34 AM Reply

The fuck... sorry I'm going to have to cry in the corner for childhood, so give me a couple of moments.

I hate you Michael. I hate you with all of that is my being


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:01 AM Reply

That's pretty retarded Idea that Michael Bay though but besides the The Teenage mutant ninja turtles being a Pop Culture Icon they arn't exactly typical fictional normal characters at least for the time they were conceived.

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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:30 AM Reply

Michelangelo speaks out!


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:34 AM Reply

At 10 hours ago, SpamOfCan wrote: Micheal Bay ruined transformers, and chance are he'll ruin this too.
Though, I did like the bit where Wheelie humps Megan Fox's leg in TFM2 ;3

Fun fact

I was supposed to guest star in the first movie, but I pulled out last minute due to some well, you the know the rest. I didnt agree with the script and all that shiznit. Chestnut. Austin powers humor, cup of tea, yeh yeh.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:35 AM Reply

At 4 minutes ago, Drony wrote: Michelangelo speaks out!

"You probably don't know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies that you are starting to talk about sodomising... The rape of our childhood memories continues ..."

What a fucking legend.

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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:40 AM Reply

At 8 hours ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Why does Michael May have to ruin good childhood things. Is he going to start giving out more homework next

But I like homework. I think homework shall stay says I! HAR HAR!


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:48 AM Reply

Micheal Bay did make "Transformers", which on RottenTomatoes has the highest rating of any live action movie based on a cartoon. Granted, it's still not a fresh rating with 57%, but it's at least as good as it gets in terms of live-action adaptations. The first TMNT has a rating of 44%, so it is possible he could make this a good movie. Of course, he also made "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen", which was worse than any TMNT movie, unfortunately.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 10:54 AM Reply

l not a fresh rating with 57%, but it's at least as good as it gets in terms of live-action adaptations. The first TMNT has a rating of 44%, so it is possible he could make this a good movie. Of course, he also made "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen", which was worse than any TMNT movie, unfortunately.

Yeh, good site rotten tomatoes is. I should take another peek at that site right nowz.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 03:09 PM Reply

The only practical way to make mutant turtles like in the TV show is to splice human and turtle DNA, creating a human-turtle hybrid.

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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 04:33 PM Reply

At 1 hour ago, Painbringer wrote: The only practical way to make mutant turtles like in the TV show is to splice human and turtle DNA, creating a human-turtle hybrid.

Well.......... have you ever stuck in a turtle's ass? It's water tight.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt May. 31st, 2013 @ 05:36 PM Reply

Who gives a shit if some hack director makes a shitty version of TMNT? Just ignore it and continue to watch the cartoon series.

logic on Newgrounds? Impossibru.

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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt May. 31st, 2013 @ 05:41 PM Reply

At 5/31/13 05:36 PM, Cootie wrote: Who gives a shit if some hack director makes a shitty version of TMNT? Just ignore it and continue to watch the cartoon series.

logic on Newgrounds? Impossibru.

Yet you couldn't ignore this thread...!

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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt May. 31st, 2013 @ 07:27 PM Reply

If all the fuck Michael Bay wanted was to make a movie about space ninjas, he could've named it just that, "Space Ninjas," and I probably would have watched it. Instead, he is ruining a cherished childhood favorite of mine!

Let's set this straight. They're mutants, they were turtles that got mutated. Their mutated ratman sensei somehow paid for their pizza and booze, and they fought crime.

Why do they have to put aliens into this?
Boycott this


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt May. 31st, 2013 @ 11:31 PM Reply

So where do the explosions come in?

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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 1st, 2013 @ 05:13 AM Reply

At 5/31/13 05:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 5/31/13 05:36 PM, Cootie wrote: Who gives a shit if some hack director makes a shitty version of TMNT? Just ignore it and continue to watch the cartoon series.

logic on Newgrounds? Impossibru.
Yet you couldn't ignore this thread...!

I came here to mock the circlejerk.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 1st, 2013 @ 06:34 AM Reply

At 3/20/12 09:25 AM, creepyboy wrote: Now I'm fully convinced that Michael Bay's goal is to destroy my childhood memories.

Yeah, first Transformers, now this.
Michael Bay: always there to rape what you loved as a kid!


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 1st, 2013 @ 07:44 AM Reply

Michael Bay's garbage, new movie will also suck ass. Fuck it.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 1st, 2013 @ 11:09 AM Reply

You need to check out "TMNT: Coming Out Of Their Shells" tour. Actually, the third movie isn't even the SECOND worst example of anything that had the TMNT name on it, as that honor goes to some show called "The Next Mutation". Live action adaptations are rarely (if ever) good and excluding the Death Note movies (made in Japan) there is no live-action adaptation that has a fresh rating on RottenTomatoes. And people say prequels are bad.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 1st, 2013 @ 12:45 PM Reply

At 6/1/13 11:09 AM, Ericho wrote: You need to check out "TMNT: Coming Out Of Their Shells" tour.

What's wrong? Don't like overly awkward musicals?


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 1st, 2013 @ 04:29 PM Reply

I don't know much about this Michael Bay adaption, so I won't judge on it yet.

I might even give the movie a chance anyway...


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:50 AM Reply

At 6/1/13 12:45 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: What's wrong? Don't like overly awkward musicals?

Yeah, might want to check out the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd's take on it. Trust me, you can find it.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:51 AM Reply

At 6/1/13 12:45 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: What's wrong? Don't like overly awkward musicals?

Yeah, might want to check out the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd's take on it. Trust me, you can find it. It's also the lowest rated thing on the IMDB related to TMNT.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:56 PM Reply

A movie that sounds this bad may go straight to Netflix, like Michael Bay's last horrible movie, Transformers 3: Dark (side) of the Moon.

How fucking unoriginal do you have to be to think that nobody would notice that you stole the title of a movie by getting stoned and staring at a Pink Floyd album?


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:52 PM Reply

At 3/20/12 03:08 PM, Painbringer wrote: Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles

or

T.A.N.T.

Teenage Alien Intergalactic Ninja Turtles

or T.A.I.N.T.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 8th, 2013 @ 11:25 AM Reply

At 6/2/13 10:50 AM, Ericho wrote: Yeah, might want to check out the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd's take on it. Trust me, you can find it.

Sorry about the double post. Good thing no one noticed.


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Response to Michael Bay Ruins Tmnt Jun. 8th, 2013 @ 01:53 PM Reply

What do you think he'll ruin next? Inspector Gadget? Thundercats? Power Rangers?

Power Rangers, those explosions behind them give Micheal boners, he's gonna use nukes for the movie.


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