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"We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:04:40 Reply

Your boyfriend/girlfriend just sent you that text. And we all know that means bad news. Quick now's your chance to make a smartass comeback to hopefully make this breakup less shitty! GO GO GO!


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:13:51 Reply

"This is going to be unpleasant, isn't it?"

It's not funny, but it's probably what I'd say.

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:19:33 Reply

"Oh god, just how pregnant are you?" Yes, even if it's a boyfriend.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:20:42 Reply

How did you know whi I was on Facebooooooooook?!? (Wegra)


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:23:35 Reply

Talk about what? Comics? Movies?

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:25:16 Reply

When I say "something has come up." It only means we have to talk about something seriously dealing with our relationship and how it's going or we haven't seen each other much. I could also mean I'm disappointed in you and you did something wrong.

The people that say that in text sounds so pathetic.
I mean I would say it in a cell or telephone, or better yet in front of him.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:28:15 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote: "something has come up."

"we need to talk" ._.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:32:31 Reply

"you were my girlfirend? didnt even know I had one"


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:35:04 Reply

I'd gladly talk.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:36:33 Reply

Just start with the insults right then and there

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:40:00 Reply

"But how can we talk if my dick's halfway down your throat? I feel like it'd be a one sided conversation, but alright, if you really wanna hear how my day went...."

"Wait, before you start, I just want to say that I'm breaking up with you. Now, what did you have to say?"


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:40:20 Reply

"As long as it's about fat boners."


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:40:26 Reply

Oh lawdy what have I done to deserve this cruel treatment?


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 16:57:01 Reply

"this is propably not gonna be good ehh"


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:11:48 Reply

"lol fuck you."
That's probably what I'd say if I thought she was trying to dump me. Might even thrown in a bitch at the end.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:26:52 Reply

You call.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:28:42 Reply

You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:31:33 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.

You did not just say that.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:36:31 Reply

"Well Make it quick. I'm late for a date."


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:38:07 Reply

At 6 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.
You did not just say that.

Apparently he did, the quotes right there and everything.

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:42:18 Reply

I hope it's not about that time I raped your puppy.

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:51:21 Reply

At 12 minutes ago, Shade wrote:
At 6 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.
You did not just say that.
Apparently he did, the quotes right there and everything.

Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.
Both of them.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:55:03 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote: Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.
Both of them.

Wow, you must really hate sandwiches.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:55:24 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:
Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.
Both of them.

Comments like this make me wonder how long you have actually been on the internet.


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 17:57:53 Reply

''Haha, yeah, we need to 'talk' alright. Do you want to 'talk' in the kitchen? Last time we 'talked' pretty hard in there ;)''


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 18:12:24 Reply

Fine, break up with me. But now you'll never find out where I buried my treasure

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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 18:15:44 Reply

At 2 hours ago, Wegra wrote: Your boyfriend/girlfriend just sent you that text. And we all know that means bad news. Quick now's your chance to make a smartass comeback to hopefully make this breakup less shitty! GO GO GO!

Fuck this just happened to me last saturday...


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 18:23:48 Reply

"No we don't"

Not a single fuck was given that day


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 18:24:57 Reply

Hahaha, I don't have a girlfriend!


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Response to "We need to talk" 2012-03-19 18:33:13 Reply

"Whenever my parents say that we need to talk, it ends up that they really just wanted to hear their own voice, and they're just having me sit down and listen to their ramblings so they don't seem insane by talking to themselves. Luckily, since you have mildly interesting things to talk about and you don't take me for pausing you as a personal insult, I'll be more willing to sit down and pretend to care about whatever random crap you feel the need to tell me about."


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