Parties Suck

[Shauna]

I believe the world of serious partying should be kept on an entirely different planet all together. Too much shit to clean up and be responsible for afterwards. Like really, how do you explain cocaine on the couch, beer all over the walls, and a dead person in your parents bedroom?

[Elixur]

Confucius say, wise men have parties at someone else's house only.

[Lionelion]

ive had worse

[Painbringer]

Party someplace where no one really cares about...

Like a cave.

[VicariousE]

At 27 minutes ago, Shauna wrote: I believe the world of serious partying should be kept on an entirely different planet all together. Too much shit to clean up and be responsible for afterwards. Like really, how do you explain cocaine on the couch, beer all over the walls, and a dead person in your parents bedroom?

Have a discrete cleaning service on retainer. Last one sober enough to speak, calls them in.
As far as excuses, I'll have to consult the neighbor's kid next door... he was quite busy this weekend.

[The-iMortal]

Hooray for nightclubs.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Project X was bad for our youth, and thats EXACTLY why if you're going to have a huge party, you HAVE to CHARGE a cover fee between at least 20-25 per person to cover any damages that may occur, but the host has to keep an eye out and try to prevent any damages from happening in the first place.

Party Responsibly

[LiquidFire]

At 2 hours ago, Shauna wrote: Like really, how do you explain cocaine on the couch, beer all over the walls, and a dead person in your parents bedroom?

Aliens. Works every time.

[Thedark]

thats why i go to parties and never make one

[Magical-Zorse]

Parties are worth the cleanup

[kazumazkan]

thats why you have them at other people homes

[satanbrain]

When people are drunk they become more gullible. You can humilate them, persuade them to do your bidding or overdose them. The combination of vociferous music, murky environment and alcohol can be advantageous.

[FairSquare]

You just don't know how to party.
I always make sure that my party consists of 4 to 5 people, cookies and milk, twister and a scary bedtime story for the people who are sleeping over.

[iPumas]

Like what everyone else is saying, have it other people's place. Well, as long as you don't fit in the "other people" category.

[TehPoptartKid]

I heard party

No caek? Can we have caek? If so...

What type of caek?

EH? EH?

[Sanch]

At 7 hours ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Project X was bad for our youth, and thats EXACTLY why if you're going to have a huge party, you HAVE to CHARGE a cover fee between at least 20-25 per person to cover any damages that may occur, but the host has to keep an eye out and try to prevent any damages from happening in the first place.

Party Responsibly

lol megajew spotted

5 at the door is typical, then hike it to 10 and 15 as it gets packed

fraternity member here, the afterparty is no sweat since youve got pledges to clean it up and a few thousand dollars of profit

[Shauna]

At 5 hours ago, FairSquare wrote: You just don't know how to party.
I always make sure that my party consists of 4 to 5 people, cookies and milk, twister and a scary bedtime story for the people who are sleeping over.

Sounds like a really stupid party.

At 9 hours ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Project X was bad for our youth, and thats EXACTLY why if you're going to have a huge party, you HAVE to CHARGE a cover fee between at least 20-25 per person to cover any damages that may occur, but the host has to keep an eye out and try to prevent any damages from happening in the first place.

Party Responsibly

What is project x? I did charge them 8 bucks a pop after the first 10 people walked through the door.

[Ryanson]

Parties only suck if you don't party hard.

[1-800-CockJoke]

ITT: Shauna sneakily tries to brag to internet virgin nerds about how she parties hard

Fuck you

[Shauna]

At 57 minutes ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: ITT: Shauna sneakily tries to brag to internet virgin nerds about how she parties hard

Fuck you

Being a virgin nerd is your own fault.

Though being a nerd myself, doesn't seem to bother my way of life at all.

[FattyWhale]

I'd be pretty happy if someone left coke at my house after a party.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I hate parties... I never know what to do with my hands.

[Richard]

At 32 seconds ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I hate parties... I never know what to do with my hands.

Hand jive bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEeeGMpM_Nk

And really Shauna, when have you ever had to clean cocaine off your couch after a party?

[FairSquare]

At 1 hour ago, Shauna wrote:

At 5 hours ago, FairSquare wrote: You just don't know how to party.
I always make sure that my party consists of 4 to 5 people, cookies and milk, twister and a scary bedtime story for the people who are sleeping over.

Sounds like a really stupid party.

Have you ever tried it? I guess not. So, don't knock it.
You just need to broaden your perspective.
Do you like being around people? I guess so, because you threw a party.
Do you like cookies and milk? Of course you do, everyone does.
Twister is a really fun game once you get the hang of it.
And a scary bedtime story is just the perfect conclusion of it all.

As you can see, my way of partying isn't stupid and actually fun and exciting.

[Blazejsg]

At 6 hours ago, satanbrain wrote: When people are drunk they become more gullible. You can humilate them, persuade them to do your bidding or overdose them. The combination of vociferous music, murky environment and alcohol can be advantageous.

*Writes notes*

[PoloPancake]

Now, whoa, back the fuck up. Who's fault is it your parties are so messy? Seriously.

I like my parties a bit quieter, at least in the first half of the night. A little less destruction always means a little more action.

If you know what I mean.

[MaartenC]

At 11 hours ago, FallenMartyr wrote: Confucius say, wise men have parties at someone else's house only.

This, all over.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

At 14 hours ago, Sanch wrote:

At 7 hours ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Project X was bad for our youth, and thats EXACTLY why if you're going to have a huge party, you HAVE to CHARGE a cover fee between at least 20-25 per person to cover any damages that may occur, but the host has to keep an eye out and try to prevent any damages from happening in the first place.

lol megajew spotted

I find your comment to be slightly racist, please think of the feelings you might hurt before making such remarks in the future

[VicariousE]

At 10 hours ago, PoloPancake wrote: Now, whoa, back the fuck up. Who's fault is it your parties are so messy? Seriously.

I like my parties a bit quieter, at least in the first half of the night. A little less destruction always means a little more action.

If you know what I mean.

If it's just guys partying, shit's bound to happen. But when things are mixed, you gotta have some quiet moments to make sure the right hookups are made and no one's seriously bugging out and hogging the spotlight, just because, "It's a party".

[Retrospeck]

party like the bitches in Project X