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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 17th, 2012 @ 11:46 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, Luis wrote:
At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!
are all your shoes made of swede

I'm fairly sure it's suede that they make shoes out of, not swede.


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 05:42 AM Reply

At 2 days ago, Dew wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.
You must be the bird.

I AM NOT THE BIRD THAT BIRD IS NOT MIGHTY AS I AM!

No. He's talking about the rock near the viking's feet

HOW DARE YOU!!?! I FUCKED THAT ROCK LAST NIGHT!

What's it like being considered an alien species?

WHAT IS THIS SO CALLED ''ALIEN'' ?

How good are you at being a chef?

or ranting?

Also, are you a descendant of both Eric the Red and Leif Ericson as I am?

YOU DARE MENTION ERIC THE RED ON THIS SITE? HE STOLE MY WIFE AND MY ROCK LAST NIGHT!

Swede man, I love you!

SWEDE MAN LIKES YOU TOO YOU WANT A SWORD WITH MY NAME ON IT?

are all of your shoes made of swede

NO IT'S MADE OF BABY SEALS AND BEARS!

Do you guys really put pineapple in your meatballs? And do you really sometimes put lingonberry jelly on them?

WHO THE FUCK PUTS PINEAPPLE IN THE MEATBALLS? AND YES WE HAVE LINGONBERRY IN THEM BUT WE JUST CALL THEM LINGON

How do you feel about ikea?Also what ever happened to the Vikings?Did they just integrate into the societies they fought against?

I APPROVE OF THEIR MEATBALLS BUT I HATE THEIR FURNITURE. WE VIKINGS MOVED TO THE CAVES AND WE HAD MEATBALLS. NO WE WON EVERY WAR.

Can you translate this for me? Some crazy chef kept screaming this all night last night while I was ordering dinner.

"Bork? Bork! Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, eh bork. Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, chicken.

YES THAT MEANS CHICKEN BORK CHICKEN BORK THAT IS NOT VIKING

Have you decided between the Stormcloaks or the Imperials?

Does being swede make you better adapt at handling arrows?

WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS CALLED STORMCLOAKS OR IMPERIALS? THEY SOUND LIKE FAGGOTS. YES WE VIKING CAN SHOOT ARROWS BUT WE USE WAR AXES AND HAMMERS LIKE MEN!

What do you think of your Finnish and Norwegian neighbors?

DOES ARE FAGGOTS SWEDE VIKING ARE THE TRULY MEN OF GOD!

Truer representative of Swedish heritage, Skwisgaar from Metalocolypse or Brock Samson?

IS SKWISGAAR VIKING IT SOUNDS LIKE IT!

ALSO HERES ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME.

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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 10:50 AM Reply

Tycker inte du att Sverige har blivit lite fjolligare dem senaste åren?


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 01:00 PM Reply

At 2 days ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

are you swedish?


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 01:48 PM Reply

At 2 days ago, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, Austerity wrote: What do you think of your Finnish and Norwegian neighbors?
I heard that they're all known for hating the Danes. I wonder if there's any truth to that.

The Finns are well known for hating the Swedish.

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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 01:50 PM Reply

At 2 days ago, Sense-Offender wrote: I heard that they're all known for hating the Danes. I wonder if there's any truth to that.

In my case at least yes and I don't even know why.

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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 01:53 PM Reply

sweswesweswesweswesweswesweswe?


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 01:53 PM Reply

At 3 minutes ago, BumFodder wrote: The Finns are well known for hating the Swedish.

cant they just get along?

Swedes, Danes, Finns, Norse, their all bloody scandis!


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 20th, 2012 @ 02:21 PM Reply

At 3 days ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

Fuck you, danes are the only true vikings.

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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 06:24 AM Reply

At 19 hours ago, RYNOL wrote: Tycker inte du att Sverige har blivit lite fjolligare dem senaste ÃfÂ¥ren?

YES I AGREE WITH THAT


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 06:26 AM Reply

At 16 hours ago, BumFodder wrote:
At 2 days ago, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, Austerity wrote: What do you think of your Finnish and Norwegian neighbors?
I heard that they're all known for hating the Danes. I wonder if there's any truth to that.
The Finns are well known for hating the Swedish.

THAT'S CAUSE THEIR RETARDED AND HAVE A RETARD LANGUAGE


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 06:37 AM Reply

Valhalla väntar min vapen broder, låt oss kämpa tills vi eller fienden ligger på marken och aldrig mer reser sig upp igen!


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 06:41 AM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Mismo wrote: Valhalla vÃf¤ntar min vapen broder, lÃfÂ¥t oss kÃf¤mpa tills vi eller fienden ligger pÃfÂ¥ marken och aldrig mer reser sig upp igen!

VI STÃ...R VID RUN STENEN BRODER VI KOMMER ALDRIG ATT GE UPP I TORS NAMN


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Response to Ask a Swede! Mar. 21st, 2012 @ 06:42 AM Reply

At 3 days ago, knightsofthecircle wrote: Can you translate this for me? Some crazy chef kept screaming this all night last night while I was ordering dinner.

"Bork? Bork! Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, eh bork. Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, chicken. "

What did you say about my mother!


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