At 2 days ago, Dew wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote:
Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!You must be the bird.
The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.
I AM NOT THE BIRD THAT BIRD IS NOT MIGHTY AS I AM!
No. He's talking about the rock near the viking's feet
HOW DARE YOU!!?! I FUCKED THAT ROCK LAST NIGHT!
What's it like being considered an alien species?
WHAT IS THIS SO CALLED ''ALIEN'' ?
How good are you at being a chef?
Also, are you a descendant of both Eric the Red and Leif Ericson as I am?
YOU DARE MENTION ERIC THE RED ON THIS SITE? HE STOLE MY WIFE AND MY ROCK LAST NIGHT!
Swede man, I love you!
SWEDE MAN LIKES YOU TOO YOU WANT A SWORD WITH MY NAME ON IT?
are all of your shoes made of swede
NO IT'S MADE OF BABY SEALS AND BEARS!
Do you guys really put pineapple in your meatballs? And do you really sometimes put lingonberry jelly on them?
WHO THE FUCK PUTS PINEAPPLE IN THE MEATBALLS? AND YES WE HAVE LINGONBERRY IN THEM BUT WE JUST CALL THEM LINGON
How do you feel about ikea?Also what ever happened to the Vikings?Did they just integrate into the societies they fought against?
I APPROVE OF THEIR MEATBALLS BUT I HATE THEIR FURNITURE. WE VIKINGS MOVED TO THE CAVES AND WE HAD MEATBALLS. NO WE WON EVERY WAR.
Can you translate this for me? Some crazy chef kept screaming this all night last night while I was ordering dinner.
"Bork? Bork! Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, eh bork. Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, chicken.
YES THAT MEANS CHICKEN BORK CHICKEN BORK THAT IS NOT VIKING
Have you decided between the Stormcloaks or the Imperials?
Does being swede make you better adapt at handling arrows?
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS CALLED STORMCLOAKS OR IMPERIALS? THEY SOUND LIKE FAGGOTS. YES WE VIKING CAN SHOOT ARROWS BUT WE USE WAR AXES AND HAMMERS LIKE MEN!
What do you think of your Finnish and Norwegian neighbors?
DOES ARE FAGGOTS SWEDE VIKING ARE THE TRULY MEN OF GOD!
Truer representative of Swedish heritage, Skwisgaar from Metalocolypse or Brock Samson?
IS SKWISGAAR VIKING IT SOUNDS LIKE IT!
ALSO HERES ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME.