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Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:15:52 Reply

Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:17:42 Reply

At 1 minute ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

Are you funny on a daily basis or just today?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:19:21 Reply

At 1 minute ago, Steff wrote:
At 1 minute ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.
Are you funny on a daily basis or just today?

IM A VIKING AND YOU SHALL LIKE MY COLD NIPPLES!


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:21:26 Reply

At 29 seconds ago, Dew wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.
You must be the bird.

No. He's talking about the rock near the viking's feet.


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and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:23:49 Reply

I heard the education system over there is pretty sweet. Is that true?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:26:25 Reply

At 6 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Steff wrote:
At 1 minute ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.
Are you funny on a daily basis or just today?
IM A VIKING AND YOU SHALL LIKE MY COLD NIPPLES!

I think he's trying to say "I am funny on a daily basis"

I doubt the validity of that statement though.


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:29:39 Reply

Why hadn't you invade europe earlier?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:32:09 Reply

A true viking then blimey I can sask you tons of cool stuff.

We should be friends and have a pint sometime aye? Eh?

Yeh yeh yeh

Next time fer sure mate

Bottoms up and all that


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:34:22 Reply

Does your Scandanavian death metal make good repellent for Somalian Snow pirates?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 14:38:31 Reply

Can you send some of your hot women to kansas? we're lacking in that department.

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 15:00:21 Reply

What do you feel about the Danes being superior to Swedes?

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 15:03:45 Reply

How does it feel being dead for so long?

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 15:30:59 Reply

What's it like being considered an alien species?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 19:53:37 Reply

How good are you at being a chef?

or ranting?

Also, are you a descendant of both Eric the Red and Leif Ericson as I am?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:00:22 Reply

yo, my ancestry is most probably viking.

Possibly Norman.
the Normans, while commonly associated with france, were actually vikings. Normans was a name given by the to the "North Men" in france at the time.

Belcher is a norman name, meaning I am a direct male-line descendant of a viking.

not that anyone cares, anyway.

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:01:36 Reply

how much would a burger swuergen if a sweurgen burgeen shwergen hergen


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:16:21 Reply

are we talking about sweden or fucking vikings?

the point is, I dont hate vikings but its like the only intresting thing people can talk about scandinavia is a fucking ancient medieval civilisation. Sure its cool, ill admit the viking warrior looks pretty badass but look at most of the norman/english warriors and youd find they are very much the same so why the hell dont we talk about them more.

but heres a question, is the country filled with nazis/facists? I hear how some of the germans, northern europeans (sweden/norway) talk a lot about being a suprior race and also think islamisation are seriously happening. basically, they think the muslims are taking control of the western worlds goverment and puting their law (sharia law) into the legal system allowing people to abuse their wifes and stuff and make out that every muslim is lieing to you to force their religion on yer. This is the stuff that influenced the person who commited the oslo killings.

Im just wondering if its a major thing in sweden that they consider themselves better than everyone else


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:21:14 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote: but heres a question, is the country filled with nazis/facists?

I know Norway (and probably other Scandinavian countries) has a big National Socialist black metal scene. Poland does, as well, which seems kinda ironic, what with the whole invasion of Poland thing.


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:31:09 Reply

Swede man, I love you!


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:36:59 Reply

At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!

are all your shoes made of swede


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:39:08 Reply

Why you taste so good mashed with carrots and black pepper?

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:39:48 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Luis wrote:
At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!
are all your shoes made of swede

I'm guessing only the blue ones.


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 20:40:06 Reply

Do you guys really put pineapple in your meatballs? And do you really sometimes put lingonberry jelly on them?


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 21:01:36 Reply

At 19 minutes ago, Sense-Offender wrote: Do you guys really put pineapple in your meatballs? And do you really sometimes put lingonberry jelly on them?

No to that first question and hells yes to the latter.

And yeah it is fucken delicious.
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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 21:06:38 Reply

How do you feel about Ikea?Also what ever happened to the Vikings?Did they just integrate into the societies they fought against.

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 21:07:50 Reply

At 30 minutes ago, Luis wrote:
At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!
are all your shoes made of swede

RED swede!


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 21:17:16 Reply

Can you translate this for me? Some crazy chef kept screaming this all night last night while I was ordering dinner.

"Bork? Bork! Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, eh bork. Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, chicken. "


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 21:30:08 Reply

Have you decided between the Stormcloaks or the Imperials?
Does being swede make you better adapt at handling arrows?

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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 22:16:47 Reply

At 1 hour ago, slugathor wrote: No to that first question and hells yes to the latter.

I was wondering because in the US, some people put pineapple in them and call them Swedish meatballs...at least, according to my mom.

At 4 minutes ago, Austerity wrote: What do you think of your Finnish and Norwegian neighbors?

I heard that they're all known for hating the Danes. I wonder if there's any truth to that.


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Response to Ask a Swede! 2012-03-17 22:26:34 Reply

Truer representative of Swedish heritage, Skwisgaar from Metalocolypse or Brock Samson?


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