Ask a Swede!

[jonathanfis]

Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

[Steff]

At 1 minute ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

Are you funny on a daily basis or just today?

[jonathanfis]

At 1 minute ago, Steff wrote:

At 1 minute ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

Are you funny on a daily basis or just today?

IM A VIKING AND YOU SHALL LIKE MY COLD NIPPLES!

[TheRainbowZilla]

At 29 seconds ago, Dew wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

You must be the bird.

No. He's talking about the rock near the viking's feet.

[steph2568]

I heard the education system over there is pretty sweet. Is that true?

[saltovergray]

At 6 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote:

At 1 minute ago, Steff wrote:

At 1 minute ago, jonathanfis wrote: Ask me anything cause i'm a true viking!

The picture below is me around 800 A.D taken with a old camera.

Are you funny on a daily basis or just today?

IM A VIKING AND YOU SHALL LIKE MY COLD NIPPLES!

I think he's trying to say "I am funny on a daily basis"

I doubt the validity of that statement though.

[satanbrain]

Why hadn't you invade europe earlier?

[TehPoptartKid]

A true viking then blimey I can sask you tons of cool stuff.

We should be friends and have a pint sometime aye? Eh?

Yeh yeh yeh

Next time fer sure mate

Bottoms up and all that

[Tobi]

Does your Scandanavian death metal make good repellent for Somalian Snow pirates?

[All-American-Badass]

Can you send some of your hot women to kansas? we're lacking in that department.

[BumFodder]

What do you feel about the Danes being superior to Swedes?

[Suprememessage]

How does it feel being dead for so long?

[HipnikDragomir]

What's it like being considered an alien species?

[Sense-Offender]

How good are you at being a chef?

or ranting?

Also, are you a descendant of both Eric the Red and Leif Ericson as I am?

[Freaki-boy92]

yo, my ancestry is most probably viking.

Possibly Norman.
the Normans, while commonly associated with france, were actually vikings. Normans was a name given by the to the "North Men" in france at the time.

Belcher is a norman name, meaning I am a direct male-line descendant of a viking.

not that anyone cares, anyway.

[Sevkat]

how much would a burger swuergen if a sweurgen burgeen shwergen hergen

[MrPercie]

are we talking about sweden or fucking vikings?

the point is, I dont hate vikings but its like the only intresting thing people can talk about scandinavia is a fucking ancient medieval civilisation. Sure its cool, ill admit the viking warrior looks pretty badass but look at most of the norman/english warriors and youd find they are very much the same so why the hell dont we talk about them more.

but heres a question, is the country filled with nazis/facists? I hear how some of the germans, northern europeans (sweden/norway) talk a lot about being a suprior race and also think islamisation are seriously happening. basically, they think the muslims are taking control of the western worlds goverment and puting their law (sharia law) into the legal system allowing people to abuse their wifes and stuff and make out that every muslim is lieing to you to force their religion on yer. This is the stuff that influenced the person who commited the oslo killings.

Im just wondering if its a major thing in sweden that they consider themselves better than everyone else

[Sense-Offender]

At 2 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote: but heres a question, is the country filled with nazis/facists?

I know Norway (and probably other Scandinavian countries) has a big National Socialist black metal scene. Poland does, as well, which seems kinda ironic, what with the whole invasion of Poland thing.

[Chumbawamba]

Swede man, I love you!

[Luis]

At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!

are all your shoes made of swede

[AKACCMIOF]

Why you taste so good mashed with carrots and black pepper?

[Zachary]

At 2 minutes ago, Luis wrote:

At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!

are all your shoes made of swede

I'm guessing only the blue ones.

[Sense-Offender]

Do you guys really put pineapple in your meatballs? And do you really sometimes put lingonberry jelly on them?

[slugathor]

At 19 minutes ago, Sense-Offender wrote: Do you guys really put pineapple in your meatballs? And do you really sometimes put lingonberry jelly on them?

No to that first question and hells yes to the latter.

And yeah it is fucken delicious.

[SouthAsian]

How do you feel about Ikea?Also what ever happened to the Vikings?Did they just integrate into the societies they fought against.

[Chumbawamba]

At 30 minutes ago, Luis wrote:

At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Swede man, I love you!

are all your shoes made of swede

RED swede!

[Knights]

Can you translate this for me? Some crazy chef kept screaming this all night last night while I was ordering dinner.

"Bork? Bork! Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, eh bork. Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, chicken. "

[SevenSeize]

Have you decided between the Stormcloaks or the Imperials?
Does being swede make you better adapt at handling arrows?

[Sense-Offender]

At 1 hour ago, slugathor wrote: No to that first question and hells yes to the latter.

I was wondering because in the US, some people put pineapple in them and call them Swedish meatballs...at least, according to my mom.

At 4 minutes ago, Austerity wrote: What do you think of your Finnish and Norwegian neighbors?

I heard that they're all known for hating the Danes. I wonder if there's any truth to that.

[stafffighter]

Truer representative of Swedish heritage, Skwisgaar from Metalocolypse or Brock Samson?