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Had a fun conversation with a few mates about how we were beaten as kids. The conversation was almost nostalgic, oddly enough, and a lot of it came back to me. But simply put, were you beaten by your parents when you you misbehaved as a kid? What were your parents preferences in dishing out the punishment?
The worst for myself would have to be getting whipped by coat-hangers or Hot Wheels tracks. Those orange sons of bitches fucking stung against bare skin when they hit you with decent speed. Put a real incentive into cleaning your cars up when your parents tell you.
I was spanked, but I was never "beaten." No lasting physical damage or pain was ever inflicted, although I was spanked with a hairbrush (the spiky side) which was quite unpleasant.
I only remember 2 times I was hit... in first grade when they used to send ya too the "office" and you had to bend over for the big wooden paddle AND my mom after I got a tattoo " I was only 15" . Quite some time ago. I guess my parents were not into the beating thing. I feel for thou. When my moms having a bad day.. she remembers the beatings her dad gave her.
Good thing her parental skills didnt come from her own past.
no never your parents are just no good bastards i spanked but not beaten
i think i was spanked twice when i was kid
i guess that probably doesn't qualify as being beaten
my parents knew i hated getting grounded far more than i would a beating/spanking anyways
I was spanked only once or twice.
I remember one time i was spanked..
It was bedtime for me, but i decided to prank my mom. I was about 8 at the time.
My mom came upstairs to tuck me in, but i hid under my bed. Now, i had done this before and it was like an inside joke.
I would hide under the bed, my mom would pretend not to know where i could possibly be and i would roll towards her while shouting ''BOOO'' and she would be 'scared'.
This time however, when she wasn't watching, i crawled from under the bed at the head-end so she wouldn't see me and sneaked behind her, out of my room. And i ran downstairs. Couldn't find a good hiding spot, so went outside. Through our garden, into an alley behind our house (it was summer and still light outside).
There, i waited behind a corner in the alley and i heard my mother calling my name. She began to yell louder and louder. I thought it was part of the game, but she really didn't know where i went and thus began to panic a little.
Can't remember how long i actually stayed in the alley. Probably about 10 minutes before my mom went outside too and into the alley. Heard her walking towards the corner and.. ''BOOOO!!''
I really startled her this time and began to laugh.
My mother didn't think it was so funny, because she was actually worried and didn't know where i went.
And so she spanked me.
Never dared to hide again.
Example of my singing here
Also one time when I was 6 or 7 my dad started beating the shit out of me and my sister but first I think he beat me and I asked why he was doing this and than he said someone threw my 20$ sketchers over the fence to the dog and than the dog ripped them apart and than he hit me some more and than I said I didn't do it over and over and than grabbed my sister and than he picked her up by her hair and than he flung her around and she was screaming and crying and than I didn't want to see that anymore so I lied and said I was the one that did it and than he started hitting me and than my mom was just watching from a chair not saying anything than my dad said he was going to leave me there all night. 7 years later my sister said she was the one who threw my sketchers over the fence and I wanted to beat the shit out of her but I didn't. Thank god i'm out of my parent's house. WHAT AN ASSHOLE XD
It happened during my childhood up to my early teens.
I used to get hit with belts, wire coat hangers, bamboo sticks, shoes, hands, and one time I got punched in the head.
Most of the time it was for getting bad grades and horseplay.
A lot of young assholes (who never had a finger laid on them by their parents) say I deserved it.
I was only spanked twice TOTAL, first time was when I was 3 I think and at church (I'm a christian) during the Lord supper for some insane reason I managed to escape my mom's grasp and ran over to the men doing the Lord supper and my mom spanked me and guess what? she felt bad for me after. The second time it was on a Wednesday after church (We have study's on Wednesday's) and my dad came into our room (my bro and I share the same room) and brought a chair and told my bro to come to him and spanked him and then told me to come to him and he spanked us kinda hard but the pain didn't really last it was more of a large sting and told us to go to bed and he ALSO felt bad for us after.
The first time was only me that got spanked.
Yep. My tail was torn up a slew of times as a kid. The punishment depended on the crime. We had time out, bed without supper, toys taken, sentences, etc.
Never spanked. Was only hit by coat hangers or something when I misbehaved.
Nothing nostalgic, just an uncomfortable, repressed memory.
Even the most righteous, logically sound individuals are subject to poor reasoning skills and deluded mindsets.
My older brother used to beat me and call me a fagot every day. My mother allowed it to happen and I think I can recall my mother siding with him saying " You shouldn't act gay, Matt. Homosexuality is a sin." Funny thing, I never was a homosexual and half of the stuff I did to "deserve" these beatings were just things little boys do, like sing or pretend to shoot monsters with sticks.
At 1 hour ago, Markface wrote: Had a fun conversation with a few mates about how we were beaten as kids. The conversation was almost nostalgic, oddly enough, and a lot of it came back to me. But simply put, were you beaten by your parents when you you misbehaved as a kid? What were your parents preferences in dishing out the punishment?
Yes I was whooped into being responsible. When I was young the jingle of a belt buckle made me momentarily paranoid.
getting whipped by Hot Wheels tracks.
My parents used to spank me when I was real young, but that can't really be called beating.
"Don't worry honey, I won't fall asleep on the toilet." - Elvis Presley
I wasn't "beaten" exactly. I was slapped and spanked at a young age though. According to my parents they started disciplining me like that when I was like a year old.
I didn't ever act up like that. Only time I remember being spanked was when I accidentally flooded the bathroom at like age 10.
I remeber bein tossed into walls, bein "spanked" with a board (there is no "spanking" with one of those; it's a beating pure and simple especially when they have holes in the board so it hurts more), hit with a belt across the back and shoulders, mother smacking me in the face (alot of times SERIOUSLY for no reason; she was bipolar with a lot of other mental issues), and other smaller incidences not worth mentionin. So, yeah I remember a lot of beatings from the "good ole days". THey were raised that way so why not beat your own kids.
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I've not been beaten before. I don't think I've been spanked, as far as my memory serves me.
At 2 hours ago, Spiderwebbie wrote: I only remember 2 times I was hit... in first grade when they used to send ya too the "office" and you had to bend over for the big wooden paddle
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Okay so you're asking if we were disciplined as children. Which is yes. Though not enough for my brother because he's total jackass.
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You shouldn't have done that....
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If you're kids do something wrong, beat the living crap out of them and they won't do it again. Best parenting ever tip ever.
At 18 hours ago, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Okay so you're asking if we were disciplined as children.
Spanking and "30 lashes" are discipline, but violent rage against children who offended you is not.