Sick of Chuck Norris facts

[spanishmnm]

OK. At first the whole Chuck Norris is the toughest ever, and he can roundhouse kick you dead, and destroy mountains and is in boogeymans closet was funny, but now its dumb as shit.
Hes like 70 years old, he isnt gonna go beat you up for insulting him.
Most comments of crazy sports on Youtube say: Chuck Norris can do in 1 seconds.
Or hard songs on guitar: Chuck can do it with a finger.
Besides he isnt all that tough, Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

[LiquidFire]

Most memes are dumb, but whining on a forum doesn't change that.

[MrPercie]

At 3 minutes ago, spanishmnm wrote: Besides he isnt all that tough, Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

was there an actual fight between them?

[Archonic]

Honestly, the whole Chuck Norris facts thing has been overused so much it got really old. I really just want to punch anyone who says "Chuck Norris" these days

[SpaceWhale]

Chuck Norris is a douche.

[dlxrevolution]

I remember on a Rocket Drag car video, I wrote "Chuck Norris can walk faster than that". I got 209 thumbs up :j

Remember who the master is...

[poinl]

everyone talks about how bruce lee beat him :\ yet no one talks about bruce lee :P

[Loki]

Pretty sure those jokes died years ago when Family Guy made a reference to them.

[GreatPowerfulTrixie]

At 5 minutes ago, Spretznaz wrote: Honestly, the whole Chuck Norris facts thing has been overused so much it got really old. I really just want to punch anyone who says "Chuck Norris" these days

I feel bad for introducing my friends this meme, they use it to this day.

[SubparTony]

I still like these jokes.

[ProtomanBlues]

At 16 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote:

was there an actual fight between them?

Movie

[Freaki-boy92]

At 12 minutes ago, poinl wrote: everyone talks about how bruce lee beat him :\ yet no one talks about bruce lee :P

well let's put it this way- Chuck Norris is badass enough to have these jokes made about him, but nobody DARES make jokes about Bruce Lee.

[MistyEntertainment]

I made a point about how unfunny Chuck Norris jokes are in my "how to be funny" animation

though nowadays, i don't see them that much. they died out

[JBKalso]

What retarded underdeveloped places are you going where these jokes can still be heard? I just recently forgot the last one lodged in my brain.

And you have reminded me of this for what reason?!

[II2none]

At 30 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, spanishmnm wrote: Besides he isnt all that tough, Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

was there an actual fight between them?

movie wise, yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

[SpinkickScarface]

At 4 hours ago, Spretznaz wrote: Honestly, the whole Chuck Norris facts thing has been overused so much it got really old. I really just want to punch anyone who says "Chuck Norris" these days

Check your sig.

[Zineth78]

Chuck Norris is SHORT. REALLY SHORT. short...

[ABeastLikeNoneBefore]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard. Just a giant pussy. He also won't suck your dick for money; he'll gladly do it for free.

[THERESNOCARS]

They were never funny.

[DarkMatter]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits =3

[Eddmario]

Even Chuck Norris would flee during this scene.

[JBKalso]

Chuck Norris couldnt beat Chuck Norris in a legal battle over Chuck Norris facts.

[yurgenburgen]

At 5 hours ago, spanishmnm wrote: OK. At first the whole Chuck Norris is the toughest ever, and he can roundhouse kick you dead, and destroy mountains and is in boogeymans closet was funny

Actually, no it wasn't.

[RossBurnside]

Why are you waiting about 400 years after this was popular to complain about it now?

It was never funny to begin with.

[Loki]

At 1 minute ago, LaForge wrote:

At 6 hours ago, tally1989 wrote: Most memes are dumb, but whining on a forum doesn't change that.

it doesn't? i've wasted my life.

It's not too late to repent and go work on a far away island and help the lepper.

[TehPoptartKid]

Leonard Nimoy is 80 years old, and is still kicking. Making movies still I think, or will in the future. Making shows I think I heard from a rumor, anyway, uh, William Shatner is 80 years old too and still kicking. Why is you sick of Chuck Norris facts and being mean? Be respectful of elders I think.

:)

[wildfire4461]

Chuck Norris ones are out dated. Time for this guy.