Your worst sex experience?

[Falonefal]

So yes obviously except the "That one time when I didn't had sex" what was your worst experience?

For me it was when I was supposed to be home alone all day so I invited my girl to make some sweet love and all was going fine until my little sister came home with a friend (for a minute) and so there I was with my dick in my girl's pussy while she was walking outside my room with me saying "No don't come in cause... um... I'm changing clothes, so when are you going away?" It was a weird experience and it almost ruined my sex life.

I guess there will be more "I thought I was alone but then someone else came by" experiences.
So bring the dirt bitches.

[Coop]

I was at Uni with one of the girls that I'd become friends with and was sat on her sofa watching a movie. One thing led to another and so there I was with my hand down her pants and a "strategically placed cushion", as I lie behind her. One of the girl's housemates walks past us and says hi. I'm not sure they noticed what was going on, but covert sexual activity is fine, so long as you're willing to accept the consequences if you're caught and if both participants are ok with it.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is never try to discreetly jump your partner, when they are asleep, for example.

[ih8dude]

I lasted longer than my ex so she asked me to lay down while she finished me off. She had a weird habit of talking during handjobs and she would get distracted in conversation it never really bothered me but this time she playfully hit me so I pushed her and she fell off the bed with my penis being the only thing she could grab to try and hang on with. Worst part is I didn't fall with her and she still insisted on finishing.

[Sensationalism]

At 1 hour ago, ih8dude wrote: I lasted longer than my ex so she asked me to lay down while she finished me off. She had a weird habit of talking during handjobs and she would get distracted in conversation it never really bothered me but this time she playfully hit me so I pushed her and she fell off the bed with my penis being the only thing she could grab to try and hang on with. Worst part is I didn't fall with her and she still insisted on finishing.

How does a guy last longer than a girl? Women can have multiple orgasms, this makes no sense to me. And wtf finishing you wish a handjob after you were in her vagina why would she not just suck you off?

[BrockManson]

When my girlfriend started her period in the middle of sex...what made matters worse was that she was on top.

[BrockManson]

At 1 hour ago, Coop wrote: I was at Uni with one of the girls that I'd become friends with and was sat on her sofa watching a movie. One thing led to another and so there I was with my hand down her pants and a "strategically placed cushion", as I lie behind her. One of the girl's housemates walks past us and says hi. I'm not sure they noticed what was going on, but covert sexual activity is fine, so long as you're willing to accept the consequences if you're caught and if both participants are ok with it.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is never try to discreetly jump your partner, when they are asleep, for example.

Being caught is a nightmare, whatever you're doing.

Reminds me of another time when my girlfriend and I were getting freaky in her living room as we were home alone. We heard the door open and her 2 housemates and their boyfriends (who happened to be my own housemates) walked in. By this time my girlfriend had bolted for the bathroom and locked herself in to hide, leaving me naked in the living room as four people walked in. I'd managed to get my jeans back on thankfully. Wasn't particularly happy with her for a while after that!

[WaterShake]

When I lost my virginity. All I could think about was pain and waiting for it to be over really.

Had sex again though the next morning w/ poppers, it was blissful and intimate.

[Erty]

Two or trhee years ago or so, I met this drunk, kinda punk girl in town. At first we just sat down and talked on the sidewalk, but then we went into one of these underground parking zones and we started making out. She went down and started giving me a blowjob but half-way through, she decided to finger my butthole. I was not at all expecting that, so I made the most inhuman noise ever.

I guess she thought I was one of those guys who enjoy being fingered while receiving oral because I admitted to being bi, but I now know that I'm certainly not one of those guys.

[Piggler]

Oh God.

My ex-girlfriend and I had nowhere to go, so we ended up fucking on a big pile of rocks on the riverside. It was pretty cool because we were about 10 feet off the ground, but mid-sex, a man carrying a fishing pole walked right by on the sidewalk in front of us, startling me and causing me to thrust too forcefully, tearing the weiner balloon. Frustrated and still erect, I asked her to finish the job. She did, but she gives terrible blowjobs, so I was all disappointed and I threw the broken condom on the guy's windshield. He must've been so pissed. LOL!

[Richard]

Girl rag dolled on me during sex. So I couldn't cum. Then she refused to finish me off by blowjob afterwards.

Yeah. Shit sucked. Stopped seeing her shortly after that.

[gdl16121997]

I know that someone here is virgin

[Sword-of-Kings]

I've never had sex.

[TiredPaperBoy]

It was when my girlfriend attempted her first blowjob...

Teeth...

Oh god.

[Luis]

At 44 minutes ago, TiredPaperBoy wrote: It was when my girlfriend attempted her first blowjob...

Teeth...

Oh god.

Yeah i think that was my first girlfriend. I was a naive boy and i thought it was supposed to hurt like that when her teeth hit like the ridge of your dick so i would like make a bunch of faces and hold my breath and she'd stop and look at me and say something like are you ok? was like yea im good keep going please.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

my hand :(

[Finalfina]

At 8 minutes ago, Luis wrote:

At 44 minutes ago, TiredPaperBoy wrote: It was when my girlfriend attempted her first blowjob...

Teeth...

Oh god.

Yeah i think that was my first girlfriend. I was a naive boy and i thought it was supposed to hurt like that when her teeth hit like the ridge of your dick so i would like make a bunch of faces and hold my breath and she'd stop and look at me and say something like are you ok? was like yea im good keep going please.

oh dear god. This is pretty much the story i was gunna tell. Dammit Luis, why are you living my life?

[HipnikDragomir]

At 1 hour ago, Austerity wrote: It would be much better for everyone's brain if it remained untold, so I'll spare you all from it.

Aw, but where's the fun in that?

[LiquidFire]

Never really had any bad experiences. Although one time she started bleeding from her inner thigh, that wasn't a pretty sight.

[Sentio]

A couple for me...

With an ex girlfriend we were at my parents house, and obviously sex was out of the question in the house. So one evening we 'went out to the pub', but instead headed for a farmers field full of corn out at the back of the hosue. All was going to plan when a deer that must have been in the corn let out the weirdest screeching, screaming sound right next to us. Needless to say this scared the crap out of us and rather killed the mood. To top it off we then had to explain away all the grass stains when we got back in.

And then when I met my now fiancee on holiday we had nowhere to go again (her mate had her hotel room key), so ended up on a beach. Not only is that a bad idea at the best of times, but there were roaming police patrols about that kept scanning the beach with their torches. We were too drunk to care, but it could have ended very badly.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 1 hour ago, DickBuns wrote: Girl rag dolled on me during sex.

Say what now?

[SevenSeize]

At 7 hours ago, Falonefal wrote:

I guess there will be more "I thought I was alone but then someone else came by" experiences.
So bring the dirt bitches.

Yep. We'd gone parking down a back road in the woods like the kids in the old horror flicks. Steaming up the windows and such.

No one murdered us but a cop did come by. Didn't notice us, so we got dressed and got out of there.

[Thedark]

i didnt have any bad experiences

[Richard]

At 49 minutes ago, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote:

At 1 hour ago, DickBuns wrote: Girl rag dolled on me during sex.

Say what now?

Where she lies there and just takes it, doesn't bother to interact with you at all.

AKA really lame. Also, relevant username.

[dlxrevolution]

At 8 hours ago, Falonefal wrote: So yes obviously except the "That one time when I didn't had sex" what was your worst experience?

When I tried to pull out, but I couldn't.

[Rapacity]

When my cock was too big for her.

[CharltonChinchilla]

Haha..ha. Well I've not had any real conundrums in the bedroom, since my first time was with a chick who was also a virgin so we "learned the ropes" so to speak together. Buuut there was this one awkward as fuck moment where i went to my ex's apartment ended up fucking her, obviously, and I left not long after and there was this old dude eerishly close to the door and he said "well you've done well today aint ya lad?" Not creepy at all you freaky old cunt.

[Trambamboline]

Having my arm cramp up horribly while getting a girl off. Gritting your teeth , switching arms and getting the job done is a sure fire way to rescue the situation though.

[Ragnarokia]

At 5 hours ago, TiredPaperBoy wrote: It was when my girlfriend attempted her first blowjob...

Teeth...

Oh god.

Yea, the first time I got a blowjob my boyfriend used teeth, it hurt so had to tell him to stop using his teeth, was a bit awkward since we were kind of in the moment.

[Sanch]

accidental anal

well, worst for her id imagine. i didnt mind. lol

[fuzzum111]

When I was fucking a guy, pulled out to apply more lube, and his ass reeked with a diarrheal smell. It was really bad. And any time I pull out ad there is any mud on the stick.