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At 12 hours ago, mothballs wrote: The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

Doesn't that make you a little gay? Just a little?

At 12 hours ago, SpinkickScarface wrote: Don't expect it to taste like candy.

Remember this is a body-part that is relatively close to the asshole.

That's only a problem if she wipes back-to-front.

Don't think your tool is going to be the first one in the box so it might taste like regret.

Mmm, the salty taste of revenge.

At 12 hours ago, MrPercie wrote: vinegar?! you bloody fool, if it did taste of vinegar you would see a lot more roleplay porn where a man goes into a fish and chip shop to buy some chips, asks for some vinegar and a womens vagina is presented to his face and he starts sucking away.

"I'll have a battered sausage (is it a jumbo?) with chips and plenty of vinegar, please!"

At 7 hours ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: I hear it tastes like licking a 9 volt battery. I wouldn't know though I don't go down where I suspect it ain't fresh.

I wouldn't expect a girl to suck me off when it's been hours since I showered, so why should I expect to eat pussy that past the use by date? Sex is about respect (even if you're really kinky) and having the respect for one another to clean everything first is only proper.

At 4 hours ago, Gagsy wrote: This thread makes me want to wash more.

Now that's good clean fun.

It depends on the female's diet.

You know how Pavlov rung a bell and it made dogs hungry? That's what you have to do with vagina smell/taste. Remember there are sweat glands down there. The taste is hard to describe but it's somewhat salty, some times slightly bitter, maybe a little like pee smells. None of the scents or tastes are strong enough that they should turn you off from it but it isn't inherently pleasant in any way. Instead you need to just man up and fight through it, if you do it becomes an acquired taste like cigarettes or dirty martinis. So you kind of fucked up pretending like you've been down there since that creates expectations you're not going to live up to.

At 14 hours ago, MadCow wrote: 2. slightly salty old pennies

This is exactly what it tastes like! Well done, sir.

At 5 hours ago, Coop wrote:

At 12 hours ago, mothballs wrote: The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

Doesn't that make you a little gay? Just a little?

Not necessarily. His gf could be a dumb bimbo that doesn't know how to wash properly, or doesn't realize that she has an infection of some sort.

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cats taste like fur, my boy.

hey guys i've thought it over and i'm gonna say it tastes a bit like tree bark

At 13 hours ago, Gagsy wrote: This thread makes me want to wash more.

Do it so I can eat your cunt later.

At 3 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:

Do it so I can eat your cunt later.

I'm currently on my period so just rinse your mouth out with a vial of salt laced blood and sweat to get the desired effect.

A younger guy at my school told me it tastes tangy.

apparently all the girls who you guys muck have dirty snatches, cause it tastes like nothing lol...

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At 4/6/12 05:54 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Did you know that kids who play pokemon grow up to be sad and pathetic losers?

especialy if theyre on ng

At 4/6/12 06:04 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 3/11/12 04:58 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:

Do it so I can eat your cunt later.

I'm currently on my period so just rinse your mouth out with a vial of salt laced blood and sweat to get the desired effect.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

whereas i crapped myself alittle

African pussy tastes like watermelon drenched in grape juice.

thought this thread was locked

At 3/10/12 06:12 PM, MadCow wrote: 2. slightly salty old penis

I wouldn't know about the salty old penis taste, but I highly doubt it.

It tastes like excellence, obviously. With a mild sour twang.