At 12 hours ago, mothballs wrote:
The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.
I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.
Doesn't that make you a little gay? Just a little?
At 12 hours ago, SpinkickScarface wrote:
Don't expect it to taste like candy.
Remember this is a body-part that is relatively close to the asshole.
That's only a problem if she wipes back-to-front.
Don't think your tool is going to be the first one in the box so it might taste like regret.
Mmm, the salty taste of revenge.
At 12 hours ago, MrPercie wrote:
vinegar?! you bloody fool, if it did taste of vinegar you would see a lot more roleplay porn where a man goes into a fish and chip shop to buy some chips, asks for some vinegar and a womens vagina is presented to his face and he starts sucking away.
"I'll have a battered sausage (is it a jumbo?) with chips and plenty of vinegar, please!"
At 7 hours ago, xSarCastiCx wrote:
I hear it tastes like licking a 9 volt battery. I wouldn't know though I don't go down where I suspect it ain't fresh.
I wouldn't expect a girl to suck me off when it's been hours since I showered, so why should I expect to eat pussy that past the use by date? Sex is about respect (even if you're really kinky) and having the respect for one another to clean everything first is only proper.
At 4 hours ago, Gagsy wrote:
This thread makes me want to wash more.
Now that's good clean fun.