what does pussy taste like

[pokemon-trainerBROCK]

hey guys i'm haveing a problem at school, there's a girl i like and i wanna ask her out but don't know how. so i was bragging loudly around her and talking to some guys about how good pussy tastes but they called my bluff and asked what it tasted like and i said vinegar, what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her and ask her out?

[JBKalso]

Salmon.

[SpaceWhale]

At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her

God, you suck at this.

[kiljoy96]

At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her and ask her out?

Well, you're certainly on the right track for that.

[dlxrevolution]

Fried Chicken.

[Xergozy]

Wow what a vulgar title lmao

[argile]

At 3 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Fried Chicken.

You are what you eat.

[pokemon-trainerBROCK]

At 4 minutes ago, SpaceWhale wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her

God, you suck at this.

hey at least im trying

[surgicalneon]

At 8 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: Salmon.

must taste nice then

[MadCow]

the flavor depends on race & age; but really there are only 2 options:

1. old tomatoes & dirt

2. slightly salty old pennies

[Kevin]

Not good.

[pokemon-trainerBROCK]

At 3 minutes ago, MadCow wrote: the flavor depends on race & age; but really there are only 2 options:

1. old tomatoes & dirt

2. slightly salty old pennies

do different colored girls have different tastes

[Freddythealien]

At 14 minutes ago, SpaceWhale wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her

God, you suck at this.

OH SHIT!!!
I Just Got that joke.
If you did not make that joke... You Have A Gift!

[WallofYawn]

I've never gone down on a chic, but I've been told by many people that it tastes like salmon or clams.(salmon if she's clean, clams if she's a dirty hoe who never washes down there) Although, if they have just showered, you should barely taste anything.

I would just be honest with them. It's no good perpetrating and making yourself out to be something you're not. The jack'll come out the box eventually, and they'll all know. Never cry wolf. If you want to know what pussy tastes like, go and get some.

I mean, shit, the reason I never went down on a chick, and I'm only telling you this so you'll learn something, is because I lost my virginity to a prostitute that my boss paid to fuck me, and didn't wanna get an STD. Of coarse, I don't tell everyone this for obvious reasons, but I never lie about having eaten pussy. It's not becoming. Think of it like bragging rights among men: you have to earn your bragging rights. It's a sign of respect. Lying and perpetrating shit will get you dissed on.

[mothballs]

The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

It all depends on what type of fish she is

[Entice]

At this rate, you'll probably never find out.

[LiquidFire]

At 4 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: do different colored girls have different tastes

Just like dark and white chocolate.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 21 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: hey guys i'm haveing a problem at school, there's a girl i like and i wanna ask her out but don't know how. so i was bragging loudly around her and talking to some guys about how good pussy tastes but they called my bluff and asked what it tasted like and i said vinegar, what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her and ask her out?

No mention of Pokemon anywhere in your post?

What kind of gimmick account have you become? >:(

[SpinkickScarface]

Don't expect it to taste like candy.

Remember this is a body-part that is relatively close to the asshole.

Don't think your tool is going to be the first one in the box so it might taste like regret.

[WallofYawn]

At 4 minutes ago, mothballs wrote: The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

Your girlfriend needs to wash more.

Oh, and if you wanna know how a vagina smells, they just came out with vagina scented cologne. Seriously:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1297521 check it.

[mothballs]

At 15 seconds ago, WallofYawn wrote: Your girlfriend needs to wash more.

Probably. One time I was in the shower with her, and I tried to scrub down there for her, and she pushed my arm away and didn't clean it at all on her own.

[SubparTony]

If it tastes like fried chicken what will you tell her?

[MadCow]

At 10 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, MadCow wrote: the flavor depends on race & age; but really there are only 2 options:

1. old tomatoes & dirt

2. slightly salty old pennies

do different colored girls have different tastes

yes god dammit it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out you fucking h

the best taste you can possibly hope for is "plain skin" & that's only if they JUST took a thorough bath/shower to freshen their ladybits as much as possible.

[JBKalso]

At 26 seconds ago, mothballs wrote:

At 15 seconds ago, WallofYawn wrote: Your girlfriend needs to wash more.

Probably. One time I was in the shower with her, and I tried to scrub down there for her, and she pushed my arm away and didn't clean it at all on her own.

Riight.. there's feminine hygiene products specifically for that but you don't need to know really

[mothballs]

At 2 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: Riight.. there's feminine hygiene products specifically for that but you don't need to know really

Why not? I have never heard of this and you have made me curious.

[MrPercie]

vinegar?! you bloody fool, if it did taste of vinegar you would see a lot more roleplay porn where a man goes into a fish and chip shop to buy some chips, asks for some vinegar and a womens vagina is presented to his face and he starts sucking away.

[Sacros]

pussy tastes like strawberry gum, what did you expect from a being that never shits nor pee?

[Suprememessage]

Probably, you see you'll find variatons among everyone. Asking what pussy tastes like and needing an exact answer is like asking how many atoms are in the universe. But it does greatly depend on age and race. But you will find variations even among the same race and age. So there is no EXACT answer but a few generic ones.

[toxisfuckingdumb]

At 30 minutes ago, mothballs wrote: The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

lmao dude that is definitely not normal