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what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:00:34 Reply

hey guys i'm haveing a problem at school, there's a girl i like and i wanna ask her out but don't know how. so i was bragging loudly around her and talking to some guys about how good pussy tastes but they called my bluff and asked what it tasted like and i said vinegar, what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her and ask her out?

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:01:57 Reply

Salmon.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:03:27 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her

God, you suck at this.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:03:45 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her and ask her out?

Well, you're certainly on the right track for that.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:04:18 Reply

Fried Chicken.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:07:27 Reply

Wow what a vulgar title lmao

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:08:01 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Fried Chicken.

You are what you eat.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:08:25 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, SpaceWhale wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her
God, you suck at this.

hey at least im trying

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:10:21 Reply

At 8 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: Salmon.

must taste nice then

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:12:36 Reply

the flavor depends on race & age; but really there are only 2 options:

1. old tomatoes & dirt

2. slightly salty old pennies


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:14:04 Reply

Not good.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:16:38 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, MadCow wrote: the flavor depends on race & age; but really there are only 2 options:

1. old tomatoes & dirt

2. slightly salty old pennies

do different colored girls have different tastes

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:18:29 Reply

At 14 minutes ago, SpaceWhale wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her
God, you suck at this.

OH SHIT!!!
I Just Got that joke.
If you did not make that joke... You Have A Gift!


I Hereby post the blame on You

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:18:40 Reply

I've never gone down on a chic, but I've been told by many people that it tastes like salmon or clams.(salmon if she's clean, clams if she's a dirty hoe who never washes down there) Although, if they have just showered, you should barely taste anything.

I would just be honest with them. It's no good perpetrating and making yourself out to be something you're not. The jack'll come out the box eventually, and they'll all know. Never cry wolf. If you want to know what pussy tastes like, go and get some.

I mean, shit, the reason I never went down on a chick, and I'm only telling you this so you'll learn something, is because I lost my virginity to a prostitute that my boss paid to fuck me, and didn't wanna get an STD. Of coarse, I don't tell everyone this for obvious reasons, but I never lie about having eaten pussy. It's not becoming. Think of it like bragging rights among men: you have to earn your bragging rights. It's a sign of respect. Lying and perpetrating shit will get you dissed on.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:20:06 Reply

The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:21:07 Reply

It all depends on what type of fish she is


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:21:32 Reply

At this rate, you'll probably never find out.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:21:36 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: do different colored girls have different tastes

Just like dark and white chocolate.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:22:38 Reply

At 21 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: hey guys i'm haveing a problem at school, there's a girl i like and i wanna ask her out but don't know how. so i was bragging loudly around her and talking to some guys about how good pussy tastes but they called my bluff and asked what it tasted like and i said vinegar, what does pussy taste like cause i really wanna impress her and ask her out?

No mention of Pokemon anywhere in your post?

What kind of gimmick account have you become? >:(


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:26:22 Reply

Don't expect it to taste like candy.

Remember this is a body-part that is relatively close to the asshole.

Don't think your tool is going to be the first one in the box so it might taste like regret.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:26:26 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, mothballs wrote: The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

Your girlfriend needs to wash more.

Oh, and if you wanna know how a vagina smells, they just came out with vagina scented cologne. Seriously:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1297521 check it.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:27:57 Reply

At 15 seconds ago, WallofYawn wrote: Your girlfriend needs to wash more.

Probably. One time I was in the shower with her, and I tried to scrub down there for her, and she pushed my arm away and didn't clean it at all on her own.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:28:49 Reply

If it tastes like fried chicken what will you tell her?


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:28:56 Reply

At 10 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, MadCow wrote: the flavor depends on race & age; but really there are only 2 options:

1. old tomatoes & dirt

2. slightly salty old pennies
do different colored girls have different tastes

yes god dammit it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out you fucking h

the best taste you can possibly hope for is "plain skin" & that's only if they JUST took a thorough bath/shower to freshen their ladybits as much as possible.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:29:05 Reply

At 26 seconds ago, mothballs wrote:
At 15 seconds ago, WallofYawn wrote: Your girlfriend needs to wash more.
Probably. One time I was in the shower with her, and I tried to scrub down there for her, and she pushed my arm away and didn't clean it at all on her own.

Riight.. there's feminine hygiene products specifically for that but you don't need to know really


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:31:36 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: Riight.. there's feminine hygiene products specifically for that but you don't need to know really

Why not? I have never heard of this and you have made me curious.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:38:05 Reply

vinegar?! you bloody fool, if it did taste of vinegar you would see a lot more roleplay porn where a man goes into a fish and chip shop to buy some chips, asks for some vinegar and a womens vagina is presented to his face and he starts sucking away.


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:45:32 Reply

pussy tastes like strawberry gum, what did you expect from a being that never shits nor pee?


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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:49:27 Reply

Probably, you see you'll find variatons among everyone. Asking what pussy tastes like and needing an exact answer is like asking how many atoms are in the universe. But it does greatly depend on age and race. But you will find variations even among the same race and age. So there is no EXACT answer but a few generic ones.

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Response to what does pussy taste like 2012-03-10 18:50:40 Reply

At 30 minutes ago, mothballs wrote: The worst taste/smell you can ever imagine.

I gagged and almost threw up the first time I ate pussy. And every time my girlfriend takes her pants off, the scent is so horrid I can smell it right away and I almost gag. It could just be hers, but that's my only experience.

lmao dude that is definitely not normal