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Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:36:16 Reply

Which had the upper body of a woman, but the bottom half of the body of a fish, or a mermaid with the upper body of a fish, but with the lower half of the body of a woman?


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:37:14 Reply

How do you have intercourse with a mermaid lower body fish? She has no genital orifices.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:38:42 Reply

At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote: Which had the upper body of a woman, but the bottom half of the body of a fish, or a mermaid with the upper body of a fish, but with the lower half of the body of a woman?

Your Topic is kind of unrelated, and what kind of shit is this? (best 100th post ever.)


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:42:31 Reply

I'd rather just have sex with a fish.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:44:55 Reply

Wouldn't care where my fucks come from if i'm not in the mood.

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:45:04 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: I'd rather just have sex with a fish.

Actually I'd rather just shit post on a shitty topic.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:46:55 Reply

At 1 minute ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
Actually I'd rather just shit post on a shitty topic.

Mission accomplished!


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:47:58 Reply

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/591433


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:48:22 Reply

At 1 minute ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: I'd rather just have sex with a fish.
Actually I'd rather just shit post on a shitty topic.

Yeah come on Gagsy, don't just post for the halibut.

+5 internets if you get the pun.

And to put you in your plaice, NightOwlRoost, mermaids are fucking hot and I will have a topic about them.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:48:22 Reply

At 10 minutes ago, Rapacity wrote: Which had the upper body of a woman, but the bottom half of the body of a fish, or a mermaid with the upper body of a fish, but with the lower half of the body of a woman?

Technically you can't fuck a mermaid if it's lower body was a fish.

Personally I would go for lower body being a fish and upper being human. I care less for sticking my cock in someone than I do to kiss them and the like.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:49:28 Reply

At 42 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
Personally I would go for lower body being a fish and upper being human. I care less for sticking my cock in someone than I do to kiss them and the like.

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:50:19 Reply

At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
Yeah come on Gagsy, don't just post for the halibut.

+5 internets if you get the pun.
And to put you in your plaice, NightOwlRoost, mermaids are fucking hot and I will have a topic about them.

Calm down! Unless you want to pull a mussel.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:50:45 Reply

At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
At 1 minute ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: I'd rather just have sex with a fish.
Actually I'd rather just shit post on a shitty topic.
Yeah come on Gagsy, don't just post for the halibut.

+5 internets if you get the pun.
And to put you in your plaice, NightOwlRoost, mermaids are fucking hot and I will have a topic about them.

I am smiling, nice use of words kid, but next time I won't let you off this easy! *flys away*


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:51:20 Reply

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:51:34 Reply

At 42 seconds ago, Gagsy wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
Yeah come on Gagsy, don't just post for the halibut.

+5 internets if you get the pun.
And to put you in your plaice, NightOwlRoost, mermaids are fucking hot and I will have a topic about them.
Calm down! Unless you want to pull a mussel.

C'mon Gags, she was being shellfish.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:51:35 Reply

Have a female top, so she can suck my off.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:52:31 Reply

At 14 minutes ago, SaltshakerClock wrote: How do you have intercourse with a mermaid lower body fish? She has no genital orifices.

Oh, they are there...

And to be honest, I'd rather not fuck a mermaid.

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:53:30 Reply

At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
C'mon Gags, she was being shellfish.

Maybe he/she is just feeling a little eel.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:53:35 Reply

At 41 seconds ago, MaartenC wrote:
At 14 minutes ago, SaltshakerClock wrote: How do you have intercourse with a mermaid lower body fish? She has no genital orifices.
Oh, they are there...

And to be honest, I'd rather not fuck a mermaid.

Shitposting that how she did it!


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 13:58:57 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 19 seconds ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 41 seconds ago, MaartenC wrote:
At 14 minutes ago, SaltshakerClock wrote:
Shitposting that how she did it!
hahahaha

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Hiddeninthecrowd what was your relationship with Rita?

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:02:50 Reply

At 1 minute ago, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, argile wrote: Hiddeninthecrowd what was your relationship with Rita?
i killed her

here mike this will explain everything *head implodes*

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:19:45 Reply

At 43 minutes ago, Rapacity wrote: Which had the upper body of a woman, but the bottom half of the body of a fish, or a mermaid with the upper body of a fish, but with the lower half of the body of a woman?

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:20:57 Reply

At 1 minute ago, poinl wrote:
At 43 minutes ago, Rapacity wrote: Which had the upper body of a woman, but the bottom half of the body of a fish, or a mermaid with the upper body of a fish, but with the lower half of the body of a woman?
http://www.newgrounds.com/store/product/murshaq-poster
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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:23:44 Reply

At 29 minutes ago, Leanne wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
C'mon Gags, she was being shellfish.
Maybe he/she is just feeling a little eel.

we are all a little beach-y sometimes


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:25:54 Reply

At 42 seconds ago, Killerhammer wrote:
At 29 minutes ago, Leanne wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
C'mon Gags, she was being shellfish.
Maybe he/she is just feeling a little eel.
we are all a little beach-y sometimes

LOl at your guys lame puns.


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:29:50 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 42 seconds ago, Killerhammer wrote:
At 29 minutes ago, Leanne wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Rapacity wrote:
we are all a little beach-y sometimes
LOl at your guys lame puns.

Your criticism of my puns is bassless.

Now I've just got a load of bad fish puns stuck in my head, thanks guys.

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:32:07 Reply

upper body woman
otherwise its not a mermaid


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:33:06 Reply

At 1 minute ago, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 26 seconds ago, Rapacity wrote: Your criticism of my puns is bassless.
i'm not seaing how these puns hold any water

i reely don't get why anyone would think these are funny


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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 14:46:19 Reply

At 13 minutes ago, Thedark wrote: upper body woman
otherwise its not a mermaid

what would they be otherwise ,seabeasts?

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Response to Would you Rather Fuck a Mermaid 2012-03-10 15:06:39 Reply

What a load of pollocks!

You guys are just not on the same scale as me when it comes to fish puns.


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