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Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 17:49:23 Reply

So after reading a little bit about David Icke, I've been kind of interested in Conspiracy theories. not because I agree with them by any means, because most of them are absolute lunacy. But that's why I love them. Do you guys know any conspiracy theorists who write well-thought out, unrealistic, or just downright funny theories?


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 17:49:57 Reply

9/11 was an inside job.


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and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 17:54:11 Reply

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etidorhpa


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 17:54:41 Reply

Everyone's a lizard.


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:21:57 Reply

Penguins actually have the intelligence to build and live in Mesopotamic like societies in the snow and ice of Antarctica.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:23:43 Reply

The leader of Invisible children is actually Kony and he's using the money to arm his child soldiers.


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:25:58 Reply

NSA set secret rootkits on ya computers.


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:27:58 Reply

The song "Run This Town" is about the imminent Illuminati takeover, all the artists featured are members of the illuminati, and yeah.... illuminati SON....


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Download my EP for free RIGHT NOW

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:28:08 Reply

Religion.

oh, yea, I went there

This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:29:14 Reply

Every catastrophe that has ever occurred was intentionally caused by the Jews. Even the Holocaust was part of an elaborate Jewish scheme, for which their reward was Israel.


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:41:12 Reply

At 12 minutes ago, AKACCMIOF wrote: The song "Run This Town" is about the imminent Illuminati takeover, all the artists featured are members of the illuminati, and yeah.... illuminati SON....

You mean it's not a black supremacy song?

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 18:48:09 Reply

At 22 minutes ago, TheSporkLord wrote: The leader of Invisible children is actually Kony and he's using the money to arm his child soldiers.

Thank god I know I'm already goin to hell, because I lol'd till my cheeks hurt.

see you soon Satan

I like the theory about dentist putting radio transmitters in your fillings so the government can keep tabs on you


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 19:28:22 Reply

At 1 hour ago, TheSporkLord wrote: The leader of Invisible children is actually Kony and he's using the money to arm his child soldiers.

I laughed at that one.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 19:38:50 Reply

Going to have to support my homeboy David Icke(both born and bred in Leicester) and his lizard illuminati theory.
Makes me proud to think I was born in the same hospital as a man who pioneered the idea that the moon is a giant space craft piloted by reptiles.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 19:43:37 Reply

We live in the Matrix.


Jah Bless.......

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 19:45:51 Reply

on Kony
USA needs to control Sudan Oil
CIA creates a shitty video and makes it go viral
CIA uses its botnet to initiate propaganda mill spamming on 4chan, reddit, and facebook, et al to generate convenient moral outrage.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 19:50:59 Reply

At 1 hour ago, TheSporkLord wrote: The leader of Invisible children is actually Kony and he's using the money to arm his child soldiers.

Mate, Bassist has already cracked this one wide open:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1297241

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:04:55 Reply

9/11 was done by Isralie zionists that formed their own Al-Queda cell to get the United States of America more involved in the Middle East. A Ethiopian told me this, by the way.


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:09:42 Reply

Lost Cosmonauts.

It has the best evidence out of all the conspiracy theories I've read. Which is only slightly more than nothing.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:17:08 Reply

Every girl on the planet has two mind control devices that are on their chests and the deveices are more powerful when they are bigger...im talking of course about.........BOOBS DUNDUNDUN


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:17:21 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIbUK3c9zak

the one where planets used to have unstable orbits in the past and the catastrophic events that followed gave rise to myth of gods.

pretty fascinating stuff

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:22:00 Reply

At 37 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: We live in the Matrix.

no...morpheus cant be a brony...no...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hi

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:44:10 Reply

At 2 hours ago, AKACCMIOF wrote: The song "Run This Town" is about the imminent Illuminati takeover, all the artists featured are members of the illuminati, and yeah.... illuminati SON....

To be fair, my mother used to receive mail from the Illuminati asking her to join.


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:47:57 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:
To be fair, my mother used to receive mail from the Illuminati asking her to join.

Are you sure you aren't confusing the Illuminati with a TimeShare scheme?

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:54:07 Reply

At 2 hours ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Every catastrophe that has ever occurred was intentionally caused by the Jews. Even the Holocaust was part of an elaborate Jewish scheme, for which their reward was Israel.

Everyone knows the Holocaust was a lie.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:57:11 Reply

At 8 minutes ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:
To be fair, my mother used to receive mail from the Illuminati asking her to join.
Are you sure you aren't confusing the Illuminati with a TimeShare scheme?

Dude I'm so serious right now, I wish that I would of saved those letters, but my mother threw them away.


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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 20:59:24 Reply

At 2 hours ago, jjjkuk wrote: Religion.

oh, yea, I went there

The best.


Jah Bless.......

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 21:02:08 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote:
At 2 hours ago, jjjkuk wrote: Religion.

oh, yea, I went there
The best.

God and the devil are two sides of the same coin.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 21:05:55 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, kisame wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote:
At 2 hours ago, jjjkuk wrote: Religion.

oh, yea, I went there
The best.
God and the devil are two sides of the same coin.

Devil is tails which is the government buildings.
God is the side with men who built America with God's Ideas.


Jah Bless.......

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Response to Best Conspiracy Theory? 2012-03-08 21:12:57 Reply

At 36 seconds ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, kisame wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote:
At 2 hours ago, jjjkuk wrote: Religion.

oh, yea, I went there
The best.
God and the devil are two sides of the same coin.
Devil is tails which is the government buildings.
God is the side with men who built America with God's Ideas.

Nope, the conflict in man is not so much good and evil as it is order and chaos. With God (or rather your idea of him) representing Order ( Structure, discipline stability, .) and the devil representing Chaos ( Change, Freedom, Whimsy.)


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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