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I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:20 PM Reply

By the idea of sex.

I finished reading a book called " Black Hole" and now, I am so scarred, I don't think I'll ever think about having sex when older. The book explains how a disease goes around within teenagers when they have sex. They get mutated ( one of the characters has a mouth on his neck) and are considered outcast of society. I understand the book is fiction, but now, I'm very scared of having sex or having sexual acts ( like masturbation and porn.)

Is this bad, or life opening?


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:21 PM Reply

Try watching the movie "Teeth"


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:25 PM Reply

Yeah... I bet you'll never have sex because you read a horror novel when you were 15

You'll never have sex regardless

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 1 minute ago, MushookieMan wrote: Yeah... I bet you'll never have sex because you read a horror novel when you were 15
You'll never have sex regardless

I hope I won't


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:28 PM Reply

At 6 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: Is this bad, or life opening?

asexual...(?)


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote:
At 6 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: Is this bad, or life opening?
asexual...(?)

HUH?!

forever alone?

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 5 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:
You'll never have sex regardless
I hope I won't

Remember kids, this is what happens when you touch each other in naughty ways.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:35 PM Reply

At least you won't be a dumbass and forget that condoms exist.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:36 PM Reply

At 14 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: Try watching the movie "Teeth"

I fapped to it.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:36 PM Reply

At 3 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote:
At 5 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:
You'll never have sex regardless
I hope I won't
Remember kids, this is what happens when you touch each other in naughty ways.

I've seen this before. Didn't really scare me.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:37 PM Reply

At 38 seconds ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 14 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: Try watching the movie "Teeth"
I fapped to it.

Lol, JBK I underestimated you then :C~


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:41 PM Reply

black hole is a sexy comic

I'm turned off...


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:51 PM Reply

At 9 minutes ago, SKHM wrote: black hole is a sexy comic

I hate you.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:51 PM Reply

ii2none aka roderickii is very dreamy and i love him


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:58 PM Reply

At 3 minutes ago, SKHM wrote: ii2none aka roderickii is very dreamy and i love him

Wrong thread.

At 11 minutes ago, AnonymousOfCali wrote: What the fuck is this shit?

What I just read.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:59 PM Reply

who cares if you're turned off by sex? did you make this topic so that someone would turn you onto it? because it's not going to happen, LOSER. go your whole life without having sex if you want, literally no one will force you to, because no one wants to fuck a gross gay nerd that's afraid of intercourse because of some retarded book you read. kill yourself; your death will matter to no body.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:06 PM Reply

You weren't going to have sex anyway, whatever it takes to justify it to yourself.

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:27 PM Reply

Wait... are you scared of AIDS or are you just not a sexual person... because you can't be turned off by sex, because sex is what turns you on, so there'd be nothing to turn off... You're a loser if you don't have sex. All the lady lions will laugh at you.

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:29 PM Reply

So wait, you're turned off from having sex due to a book about sex?

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:38 PM Reply

Good for you friend! Wear two condoms if you ever decide to do sexings. oh and whe you're an adult fucking adopt a kid instead of making one

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:57 PM Reply

At 18 minutes ago, Croire wrote: Good for you friend! Wear two condoms if you ever decide to do sexings. oh and whe you're an adult fucking adopt a kid instead of making one

And always remember, kiss with your 2nd mouth!

I'm turned off...


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 1 hour ago, SKHM wrote: black hole is a sexy comic

Oh yeeeah, I remember reading that awhile back. Shit was crazy. man.


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 12:01 AM Reply

At 3 minutes ago, TruBluFoxx wrote:
At 18 minutes ago, Croire wrote: Good for you friend! Wear two condoms if you ever decide to do sexings. oh and whe you're an adult fucking adopt a kid instead of making one
And always remember, kiss with your 2nd mouth!

That's not a mouth is it


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 12:03 AM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, TruBluFoxx wrote:
At 18 minutes ago, Croire wrote: Good for you friend! Wear two condoms if you ever decide to do sexings. oh and whe you're an adult fucking adopt a kid instead of making one
And always remember, kiss with your 2nd mouth!
That's not a mouth is it

It has teefs.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 12:24 AM Reply

Haha, oh god. It sounds like mutations like that are something out of fiction. Oh wait, they are? Huh, imagine that!
Anyway, you're safe. STDs are real and it really isn't a good thing to get one, but there are ways to protect yourself. Just use a condom.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 10:54 AM Reply

well that why condoms were invented


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 11:02 AM Reply

Are you serious? You don't want to stick it to the hole?


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 01:30 PM Reply

I wish I had mouths on my hands. could be cool.
ot; diseases are a thing to be afraid of, but you're way too paranoida bout this whole thing.
Chill bro.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 01:37 PM Reply

At 13 hours ago, TruBluFoxx wrote: And always remember, kiss with your 2nd mouth!
At 14 hours ago, SKHM wrote: black hole is a sexy comic

This is some good stuff.


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Response to I'm turned off... Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 05:25 PM Reply

watch curse of anus


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