I can't masturbate

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

You get off from TV? Man, you are sad.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 09:24 PM Reply
At 4 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:
At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.

who the fuck has porn on their phone...

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:15 PM Reply

Just fap anyway. If he asks you what youre doing, say youre clapping.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 10:47 PM Reply
At 1 hour ago, Retrospeck wrote:
At 4 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:
At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.
who the fuck has porn on their phone...

Somekid from a porn addiction awareness film.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:33 PM Reply

Loosen the cable in the on the cable box just enough so it looks like it's still in but won't get a signal! ..or just start fapping and tell him he better run

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:44 PM Reply

This is what I do when my internet is down and I'm restricted from my computer:

Go to bedroom.

Lie on bed.

Start fapping, vividly imagine someone riding your dick, or on top of you if you're a girl.

Start thrusting your hips whichever way you're fantasizing the position you and your fantasy person is in.

You'll cum quickly. :3

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 11:46 PM Reply
At 9 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: I haven't masturbated in a week and i cant masturbate now just because my stupid little brother has to watch the FC Barcelona vs Leverkusen soccer game on my television in my room because the other televisions for some reason does not have the same channel on them. I'm pretty pissed right now. What do?

Stop shit posting.

Emma has MANBOOBS!!!! BE AFRAID!

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 8th, 2012 @ 12:01 AM Reply
At 2 hours ago, Retrospeck wrote:
At 4 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:
At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.
who the fuck has porn on their phone...

I have hentai on my phone for when I'm on the go.

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