I haven't masturbated in a week and i cant masturbate now just because my stupid little brother has to watch the FC Barcelona vs Leverkusen soccer game on my television in my room because the other televisions for some reason does not have the same channel on them. I'm pretty pissed right now. What do?
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Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
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At 40 seconds ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
This, gotta be crafty, like a horny MacGyver.
At 1 minute ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
The problem is that my desktop computer is in the same room as he is. And our laptop does not work
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You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
At 2 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
I NEED 1N73RN37 PRONZ
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At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
Who still pays for their porn???!!
It is sad when the youth cannot even muster tvhe brainpower and imagination to just picture some tits. This is what the internet does. Try shoving your finger in your ass. The stcrange new exciting feeling should get it done.
At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote:At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.Who still pays for their porn???!!
Dude what are you talking about? Paying for internet porn?
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
At 1 minute ago, Peglay wrote:At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote:Dude what are you talking about? Paying for internet porn?At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.Who still pays for their porn???!!
Some people have very specific things they need to see that is not redily available streaming or through trusted piracy websites.
At 10 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:At 1 minute ago, Peglay wrote:Some people have very specific things they need to see that is not redily available streaming or through trusted piracy websites.At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote:Dude what are you talking about? Paying for internet porn?At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.Who still pays for their porn???!!
Need is definitely the wrong word to use in this context.
Compulsive masturbation is disgusting. Learn some self control.
nobody goes there anymore. its too popular.
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At 7 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Masturbate in his face and he'll leave you alone.
Forever.
I don't know why I didn't come up with this. Of course its your room and your stuff. So go into your room and use your stuff. If he wants to stick around that's his problem.
Taking a break once a while is good for you, don't be mad bro.
At 43 seconds ago, LaForge wrote: The virgin:non-virgin ratio is rather pathetic in this thread.
Uh oh
At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
That's what I do...
Every...
Night...
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
retard: *can't go more than a couple days without jacking off & gets genuinely upset when he can't masturbate*
why??? it's not like your dick is that big; why would such a rotten little pecker be so horny all the time? don't you see how sickening you are to decent human beings? don't you realize how disgusting pornography is? try watching it after you've finished ritualistically draining that swollen stubborn abscess betwixt your legs of all it's thick sticky pus, and see the true vile nature of your perverted debauchery. you are a shit-tier human being on every level with no self control. i hope you jack off so hardcore you rip your own dick off & people on the streets make fun of you for being a dumb dickless babby
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
At 2 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: What do?
fuckin coming on NG and and complainin like a got damn bitch because you can't watch some fuckin tooth pick ass, small titty, ugly face, no ass havin bitch that you wish that you could get in the bed with. Mother fucker go out and get you some got damn real ass pussy from a real bitch for once and quit bein such a got damn bitch complainin that you can't jack off...Fuck outta here.
Ram your dick up your brother's butt. Problem solved.
Well, at least you can go in the bathroom. I can't masturbate at all because I have a massive gash in my right palm.
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At 4 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.
who the fuck has porn on their phone...
Just fap anyway. If he asks you what youre doing, say youre clapping.
At 1 hour ago, Retrospeck wrote:At 4 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:who the fuck has porn on their phone...At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.
Somekid from a porn addiction awareness film.
Loosen the cable in the on the cable box just enough so it looks like it's still in but won't get a signal! ..or just start fapping and tell him he better run
This is what I do when my internet is down and I'm restricted from my computer:
Go to bedroom.
Lie on bed.
Start fapping, vividly imagine someone riding your dick, or on top of you if you're a girl.
Start thrusting your hips whichever way you're fantasizing the position you and your fantasy person is in.
You'll cum quickly. :3
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At 9 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: I haven't masturbated in a week and i cant masturbate now just because my stupid little brother has to watch the FC Barcelona vs Leverkusen soccer game on my television in my room because the other televisions for some reason does not have the same channel on them. I'm pretty pissed right now. What do?
Stop shit posting.
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At 2 hours ago, Retrospeck wrote:At 4 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:who the fuck has porn on their phone...At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.
I have hentai on my phone for when I'm on the go.
Hairo.
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Haizakokaru#0449
