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I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:20 PM Reply

I haven't masturbated in a week and i cant masturbate now just because my stupid little brother has to watch the FC Barcelona vs Leverkusen soccer game on my television in my room because the other televisions for some reason does not have the same channel on them. I'm pretty pissed right now. What do?


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:22 PM Reply

Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:22 PM Reply

Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:23 PM Reply

At 40 seconds ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.

This, gotta be crafty, like a horny MacGyver.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:24 PM Reply

At 1 minute ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.

The problem is that my desktop computer is in the same room as he is. And our laptop does not work


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:24 PM Reply

Internet?


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:26 PM Reply

At 53 seconds ago, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
The problem is that my desktop computer is in the same room as he is. And our laptop does not work

What about imagination? and have you heard of magazines? man are you stupid?


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:26 PM Reply

Sing the imagination song and masturbate.


You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.

I NEED 1N73RN37 PRONZ


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:29 PM Reply

At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.

Who still pays for their porn???!!

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:30 PM Reply

It is sad when the youth cannot even muster tvhe brainpower and imagination to just picture some tits. This is what the internet does. Try shoving your finger in your ass. The stcrange new exciting feeling should get it done.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:31 PM Reply

At 3 minutes ago, jonathanfis wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.
I NEED 1N73RN37 PRONZ

Then wait. If you're really that desperate to masturbate then you have bigger issues...

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:32 PM Reply

At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
Who still pays for their porn???!!

Dude what are you talking about? Paying for internet porn?


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:34 PM Reply

At 1 minute ago, Peglay wrote:
At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
Who still pays for their porn???!!
Dude what are you talking about? Paying for internet porn?

Some people have very specific things they need to see that is not redily available streaming or through trusted piracy websites.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 02:45 PM Reply

At 10 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Peglay wrote:
At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Are you serious? You can still use internet porn and your imagination. Television is not necessary.
Who still pays for their porn???!!
Dude what are you talking about? Paying for internet porn?
Some people have very specific things they need to see that is not redily available streaming or through trusted piracy websites.

Need is definitely the wrong word to use in this context.

Compulsive masturbation is disgusting. Learn some self control.


nobody goes there anymore. its too popular.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 03:14 PM Reply

bathroom+imagination = well you know


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 03:19 PM Reply

I rarely fap to anything digital. I just close my eyes and imagine sexual things.

Give it a try, breh.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 03:48 PM Reply

Masturbate in his face and he'll leave you alone.

Forever.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 03:57 PM Reply

At 7 minutes ago, TecNoir wrote: Masturbate in his face and he'll leave you alone.

Forever.

I don't know why I didn't come up with this. Of course its your room and your stuff. So go into your room and use your stuff. If he wants to stick around that's his problem.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 04:20 PM Reply

Taking a break once a while is good for you, don't be mad bro.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 04:24 PM Reply

At 43 seconds ago, LaForge wrote: The virgin:non-virgin ratio is rather pathetic in this thread.

Uh oh

I can't masturbate


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 04:28 PM Reply

At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.

That's what I do...
Every...
Night...

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 04:40 PM Reply

At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: Go to the bathroom and use your powers of imagination.

My phone does video so I just download some mp4s and I'm good to go.

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 04:44 PM Reply

wait another week, then jizz loads.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 05:11 PM Reply

retard: *can't go more than a couple days without jacking off & gets genuinely upset when he can't masturbate*

why??? it's not like your dick is that big; why would such a rotten little pecker be so horny all the time? don't you see how sickening you are to decent human beings? don't you realize how disgusting pornography is? try watching it after you've finished ritualistically draining that swollen stubborn abscess betwixt your legs of all it's thick sticky pus, and see the true vile nature of your perverted debauchery. you are a shit-tier human being on every level with no self control. i hope you jack off so hardcore you rip your own dick off & people on the streets make fun of you for being a dumb dickless babby


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 05:20 PM Reply

At 2 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: What do?

fuckin coming on NG and and complainin like a got damn bitch because you can't watch some fuckin tooth pick ass, small titty, ugly face, no ass havin bitch that you wish that you could get in the bed with. Mother fucker go out and get you some got damn real ass pussy from a real bitch for once and quit bein such a got damn bitch complainin that you can't jack off...Fuck outta here.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 05:21 PM Reply

If you tickle your prostate by shoving something long and hard up your asshole, you'll ejaculate immediately, nullifying the need for internet porn and stroking

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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 05:29 PM Reply

Ram your dick up your brother's butt. Problem solved.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 08:21 PM Reply

Well, at least you can go in the bathroom. I can't masturbate at all because I have a massive gash in my right palm.


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Response to I can't masturbate Mar. 7th, 2012 @ 09:21 PM Reply

Hey, Mr. Horndog, use your phone.


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