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Bad Translator 2012-03-03 06:47:07 Reply

Take your last post and post the results here

The Website: http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

Original post:
''I don't like you anymore'

Translated post:
"Well, you're right"

Rules:
Number of Translations: 30
Translator: Bing
Random Language order: you choose


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 07:09:38 Reply

"Why are rainbows so gay"
30 translations later:
"Why Island gay?"

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 08:51:33 Reply

Original text:

"Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air"

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Open account agreement (cdp) Donand Armchair another earthquake, known as the Prince of personal opinion, thread count Hoom air transport"

Okay. This definetly makes a whole lot of sense.


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 09:28:23 Reply

Original text:

"sex"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Family."

MAKES SENSE


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 09:38:12 Reply

Original Post:

it had a mistake but I corrected

I've never visited 4chan.From what I've heard from Newgrounds I am afraid to type 4chan in google or in my adress bar.

After 30 translations to random languages and back to english using bing translator

Result:
Their enemy, Google Linux hope fear Newgrounds coffee.

haha seriously in the first translate it changed 4chan to Linux


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 10:01:48 Reply

Original Post: "I don't think they had any idea that the woman was over there nor were they holding hands during the argument. Also take into consideration it was pretty subtle, like I said I didn't even notice."

Bing, after 30 translations, gives us: "Need to know more than women. The second comment show up on two accounts."

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 10:14:17 Reply

original:

i have high standards

i am not the whole of newgrounds however

i get what you're going for

the whole "haha newgrounders are nerds! what right do they have to comment on women? like they could get any better *snicker*" is an old shtick and just give it up, simon

post originally and don't let generalizations cloud your brain

just post how you really feel

if you feel i'm being an asshole because i'm a bitter asshole who is ugly, just say it

i'll be glad to prove to you otherwise

translated:

One or more active Standardsi system" best comment women HA HA laugh ** "Newgrounds something Howeveri Newgrounders ID **
Ugly woman in other publications, says Simon bringos only original, write a blog or not, AMA Velev Tom.


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 10:18:29 Reply

"I'm going to rub my crotch all over your face, and there is nothing you can do to stop me."

translates to:

"Itching, or cannot live Oh my."

This is great.

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 10:37:56 Reply

Original text:

"That would be beer.. considering it's impossible to die from weed, unless you fill that room with smoke and die from lack of oxygen."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Grandpa smoke and other drugs, as well as passengers and reduce Wangay."

What the fuck lmao.


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 10:57:27 Reply

I got

"It is perhaps the most disaster movies in this movie saw movies. However, it can be said that I have seen is the movie "Mystery Science Theater 3000," below, is actually even worse. "Monster"-exhibition designers bad movies, I am convinced that this is the best movie. Mike wasn't sure his thoughts, but I think that something like that."

This is hilarious.


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 11:02:01 Reply

"Doesn't cat litter fuck up your insides? I'm almost positive it damages your esophagus and stomach."

30 translations later:

"H ' is not a ' cat litter צ or × ×¦. Is the pain in the abdomen."


To protect the world from devastation.
kidd25 is the best Newgrounder ever.

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 11:14:30 Reply

The story of Stargate SG-1 begins about a year after the events of the feature film, when the United States government learns that a network of ancient alien devices called Stargates connects a vast multitude of planets within our Milky Way galaxy.
---- And then : ------
U.s. Government Stargate Galactica lists after a day of understanding foreign networks, film and event ID objective history.

Seems legit


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 11:26:23 Reply

At 4 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: Take your last post and post the results here

Oops.

10 translations (stopped in between 30, didn't give results)

Where can I download a test version, run it, and then it will be displayed on the screen says, "setuppg3. Exe is not a valid 32-bit applications "or something similar. To ensure that it is not my last, I once again, and featured the same download file error (7 MB).


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 11:45:55 Reply

Ha ha that was fun


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 12:35:51 Reply

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

"On the PC version. The in game buttons show XBOX buttons. You can technically play with the keyboard and configure the keys, but I use a PS like gamepad. Its much more easier! Gonna play some more! I love this game! :3"

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Obtain a copy of your PC and make sure that this disease is very serious, and technical and political games, free XBOX, but there are many many different keys would win: 3."

Seriously, disease? Wut? LOL! X]


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 13:45:38 Reply

Original:
"I'm a big fan of anything Insomniac Games, Naughty Dog, and Sucker Punch Productions do."

After translations:
"Insomnia, get a good game ı, anibrokobos, (Ecole Sainte TRINITE), "Boxer" Polonais, many people vintilatior new"

How...


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 14:17:01 Reply

"Rummy0 is an agreeable chap who has funny moments."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"This is called the impact that 0 Dr r is destroyed, Les Cayes, hotel with best friend."

I don't know what to say to this. Talk about lost in translation. About halfway through, it started mentioning influenza, and that happened to disappear as well.


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 15:20:54 Reply

"This is really old"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"This is a really old"

It speaks the truth.

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-03 16:56:59 Reply

Original: this. fucking. game.
it's just a piece of shit. i hate it, i hate the controls, and I hate whoever made it.

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"He said: "Yes, but only a game of adjustments." Rage and anger"

I was referring to this one, by the way.

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-04 01:12:23 Reply

Also, this may not be part of my last post, but found it funny, more so because it was part of an advertisement on that page:

Original.

"Free shipping and cash on delivery. Get 500 pepper points. Sign Up for style."

Translated.

"Format a blank document, 500 points for Chile."


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-04 01:18:25 Reply

i long for the day until computers can start understanding context

oh how i long for the day


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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-04 01:22:36 Reply

Original post:
" I'm not sure which one, but I KNOW it's either Bob, Stamper, or Luis. "
Bad translation:
" I don't know how, but I know that the version of Bao Bomu drive. "

The fuck?

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-04 01:22:42 Reply

Original text:

"Now, why would you do that to a person?"

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Why do we exist?"

good god this is hilarious

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Response to Bad Translator 2012-03-04 01:26:51 Reply

Also, just for shits and giggles:
Original text:

"I will fuck your daughter."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"Fucking my daughter."