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So me and a friend decided to cause some mayhem at a nearby Wal-mart earlier today. Stole one of the carts a night before hand so we had a quick in and out. The plan was to make enough water balloons to fit in the cart along with me and I would bombard everyone I saw while my friend pushed me around in the cart. We even wore masks to avoid getting in shit. Our plan to enter was cover up the cart with a blanket and just run in full speed. It was off-the-hook awesome! I soaked people ranging from little kids to elder couples and even had some older kids cheering us on.
Sadly our fun was cut short as I neared the last dozen balloons. From out of no where 2 security guards appear and tackle my friend leaving me rolling down the store into the god damn women's lingerie area. Needless to say I crashed into one of the display walls and almost all the balloons exploded on impact soaking me and most of the stuff around me. Guards caught me and called the cops. Luckily for me my mother actually was on shift working a till and made a few arrangements with her boss to save my hide.
God I love parents.
Lucky enough for me all I have to do is pay for all the stuff I damaged (about $450 worth of stuff) though if I show my face in there again they'll actually fire my mother. They even put a notice outside with my face saying *This person is not allowed in this store. Please call security if he goes through the doors.*
Tl;dr- Water ballooned Wal-mart and got caught. Mother saved my ass and I'm now banned from there.
Water balloons? Sounds like fun, we did that at our apartment complex one time and had a big water fight. This was ten years ago. The game was called off because somebody got hurt, and cried. There goes our fun.
You sound so damn cool, man. Waterballooning people? HILARIOUS! And the fact that your mom saved the day doesn't make me believe that you're 4. Nope. Not at all.
You sure do go on alot of adventures Mr.Fox...
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.
At 5 minutes ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: Well that was fucking dumb
I'm sorry but I agree with him =/
Are you seven?
how is this funny? it sounds like you're just a brat.
you almost got your mother fired. you certifiably got her into trouble, and you now have to pay damages.
I ask again, how was any of this funny?
“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”
At 8 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: You should have recorded it, you'd be a youtube sensation right now.
yea you really should have why didnt you? are you dumb?!?!?!
I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan
,.l.. >_< ..l.,
That's epic! I'm not surprised they'd fire your mom just for you showing up there because I hear they treat their employees like shit, but that sounded like an insane overall experience.
I laugh at your sigs!
Oh man, my mom works at walmart and I would never do anything like that to jeopordize her job.
At 44 minutes ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:At 30 minutes ago, Shade wrote: OP IS A MAGGOT!"You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!"
This is OP! Rainbows make me cry! Over!
At 1 hour ago, FurryFox wrote: They even put a notice outside with my face saying *This person is not allowed in this store. Please call security if he goes through the doors.*
I don't know about the US, but that's illegal here in Ontario and most likely the rest of Canada as it is a breach of privacy. Also I totally believe your story.
I AM THREAD KILLER!
Why aren't you imprisoned?
(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה
At 1 hour ago, FurryFox wrote: So me and a friend decided to cause some mayhem at a nearby Wal-mart earlier today.
well see, i dont need to read any farther to tell you something that is the premise of this thread
dont do that shit.
call me toxie 0.~
Your mom worked in the same WalMart that you trashed?
Are you really that stupid?
"If I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'mma feel like an asshole"
At 1 hour ago, bgraybr wrote: You should have recorded it, you'd be a youtube sensation right now.
He would have.... if it really happened...
No, you didn't do this. If you did, you'd be facing assault charges.
And certainly, a story like this would be on the news. So, either provide a news link or incredulity will prevail.
So you committed vandalism, assaulted innocent children and elderly people with water balloons, risked your mothers job, and just overall acted like a total fucking asshole. Am I getting this right? You're the worst type of person.