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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 13:59:06 Reply

At 1 hour ago, RightWingGamer wrote: Fred: the movie. Yes, I actually watched that abomination. That shit was so bad, it was even worse than Transformers 2.

Oh lord, that movie was an utter abomination of film. You know what the irritating part about that shit is? He said that after the original movie he would stop making Fred related stuff, but now since he's obviously turned a profit from it, they've got him starting it all up again. Does anyone even watch Fred anymore?

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 14:02:30 Reply

Super Mario Bros. The Movie (I have it on DVD)

You can tell the scheme was constantly changing in the script itself and was so bad that it only got half the money back that was put into it.

Anything after Scary Movie 3 in the parody series (except maybe Vampires Suck which is hilariously better written than the whole Twilight series).

Fred: The Movie and Fred 2

No idea why it got a sequel, the first one was terribly shitty and hearing that guy is finally getting his own tv show soon is even worse, he wasn't funny when he began, wasn't funny in either movie, and won't be funny when he gets his own tv show.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 14:07:57 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, SCTE3 wrote: No idea why it got a sequel, the first one was terribly shitty and hearing that guy is finally getting his own tv show soon is even worse, he wasn't funny when he began, wasn't funny in either movie, and won't be funny when he gets his own tv show.

A episode came out already. I had a VERY HARD TIME watching it because of fred. The show just looks like it'll work well if fred wasn't in it, at all.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 14:11:44 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:
A episode came out already. I had a VERY HARD TIME watching it because of fred. The show just looks like it'll work well if fred wasn't in it, at all.

Its like all those kids that made (make?) sped up chipmunk voice videos on youtube got their own show.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 14:51:59 Reply

At 39 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:
A episode came out already. I had a VERY HARD TIME watching it because of fred. The show just looks like it'll work well if fred wasn't in it, at all.
Its like all those kids that made (make?) sped up chipmunk voice videos on youtube got their own show.

Well, Fred was the only recognizable one, but yes, a lot of people get undeserved attention by making shitty, three minute videos while people with actual talent are ignored and pushed to the back. It's a pretty damn irritating fact when you get down to the meat of it.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 20:28:42 Reply

At 6 hours ago, SCTE3 wrote: Anything after Scary Movie 3 in the parody series (except maybe Vampires Suck which is hilariously better written than the whole Twilight series).

I gave up after Scary Movie 1, the first was bad enough. All those 'parodies' now are incredibly shit and everything is so painfully obvious, none of the jokes are funny. The humor level of those films is seriously just below even kid level, American level more than anything I suppose.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 20:33:26 Reply

The Haunting of Molly Heartly was REALLY damn bad.

I saw Manos Hands of Fate last month with my Grandmother, it lives up to it's legacy.

Troll 2 isn't bad, it's hilarious.

The Room is bad, but the worst? Nah, top 5 though.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 20:36:29 Reply

At 1 minute ago, DarkShadowblade wrote: The Haunting of Molly Heartly was REALLY damn bad.

That movie had the most frustrating ending I've ever seen. I even flipped a table.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-03 20:58:28 Reply

At 21 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:
At 1 minute ago, DarkShadowblade wrote: The Haunting of Molly Heartly was REALLY damn bad.
That movie had the most frustrating ending I've ever seen. I even flipped a table.

Yeah it did. IIRC, Right after it ended I started yelling. the movie was like a good hour and a half for that POS ending?


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 00:30:16 Reply

I've actually never seen that movie, in fact up to this point, I just assumed that the whole "human centipede" thing was a sick joke that was made up by some idiot. The fact that something like that has a movie is awkward. I don't think even I would be able to stomach some shit like that.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 11:46:17 Reply

A Serbian Film, that's some captain planet pussy type shit.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 11:55:22 Reply

Pet Cemetary..


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 11:57:07 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, daethdrain wrote:
At 1 day ago, Dogmeat wrote: Toxic Avenger. Straight up horrible movie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toxic_Avenger
I liked it when they ran over that kid's head and then took pictures and then started to pleasure themselves to those pictures.

That's my favourite part.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 12:05:03 Reply

Someone named Stealing Harvard as the worst movie they've ever seen? I fucken love that movie, Tom Green is an absolute comedic genius!

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 12:14:19 Reply

The only movie I have ever waled out on was Ice Cube's "Are we Done Yet?" I only watched it because the first one was mildly funny and I thought it would be similar or better, but it was so boring I couldn't stand it.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 12:25:55 Reply

At 3 days ago, TwittSoup wrote: The Lion King - holy shit Scars such a bad king all the water in the pride lands dries up and the grass dies.

It's Hamlet, you moron.

the original Star Wars movies - Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Lucas produced two potentially legendary films, then shit out a third. Honestly couldn't list enough reasons The Return of the Jedi was even more disappointing than even The Phantom Menace (which had some legitimate special effects and loli Natalie Portman) but come on, Droid Torturing Rooms? Luke just got his ass handed to him by Vader but he returns to Yoda for like two days and he's suddenly ready to take on the entire Empire? Jim Henson's Star Wars?

If you somehow included these movies but not the new Star Wars... I can't imagine your opinion is valid on much in life.

But seriously, can you teach me to be contrary and nonconformist so I can be cool too?

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 14:12:36 Reply

At 1 hour ago, TwittSoup wrote: Did I reference the plot at all?

... Yes? In the exact line I quoted? I'm 99% sure that's from the plot of the movie.

Does basing a film on classical literature excuse it from all criticism? It's amazing Scar long aspired to be king of the Lion pride, which in reality requires the fuck all responsibility of allowing your lionesses to hunt and sleeping all day which is exactly what Scar did, but because he's evil the Pride Lands dry up and die.

Since when is more responsibility a prize? I like to think being the top of the pack is the end state of anyone ambitious.

If you somehow included these movies but not the new Star Wars... I can't imagine your opinion is valid on much in life.
It's easy to shit on the new Star Wars films. Aspirations were high and Lucas was competing to best James Cameron at the box office. He attempted to use the new special effects available to him to wow his new audience. Can't fault the man for trying, can you?

Wait for it...

Can you teach me to ignore faults in popular films simply because a lot of people like them?

Can I PLEASE just refer you to your statement above.

The hypocrisy is completely nauseating.

Can't fault the man for trying, can you?

Let's ignore faults because of big budgets instead, I guess.

Don't like movies because they're popular, obviously, but you're effortlessly disliking them because they are, in fact, popular.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 14:17:29 Reply

No one is talking about Hard Ticket to Hawaii! That movie is awesomely bad. I also Recommend watching Vampiro on Netflix. It's the worst movie available on Netflix Instant Stream.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 15:09:26 Reply

At 2 hours ago, Manartica wrote: I just saw a trailer for a movie a kid's movie I think it pretty much describes "worst movie"

Jesus Christ


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 15:26:18 Reply

in my opinion, street fighter.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 15:32:07 Reply

How about "The Master of Disguise?"


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 16:37:36 Reply

Couples retreat.

Possibly the most unfunny movie ever made. At least stupid movies are funny in a campy sort of way. Couples Retreat is just sad.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 19:20:23 Reply

At 1 day ago, daethdrain wrote: It's not the worst movie off all time but it's my least favorite. The godfather. I'm sick of watching that. How can 13-17 year old kids say that's their favorite movie???

You're just a bad person.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 19:38:16 Reply

This one is too easy for me to answer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdBchFDwWY0

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 19:47:36 Reply

All three Transformers movies.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 19:48:43 Reply

At 4 days ago, saqwert wrote: Tyler Perry: Anything

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 19:51:56 Reply

At 4 hours ago, FullMoonClock wrote: How about "The Master of Disguise?"

I personally thought that movie was brilliant. It kept me laughing for a long time. Is there anything in particular that caused you to dislike it?

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! 2012-03-04 20:06:45 Reply

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