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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:11 PM Reply

At 23 hours ago, P0sitivity wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Sectus wrote:
At 44 minutes ago, SneakyGameBoy wrote: The Happening. Worst movie ever. Even Mark Wahlberg admit it.
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There are a lot of movies like that. I especially hate the ones that are about a football player, who had a good life, then his life got bad, and he played another game of football, and suddenly life has new meaning because he won.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:14 PM Reply

At least some movies like the room and plan 9 from outer space are at least funny to watch, but this was just an abomination to watch because my family made me go see it.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:15 PM Reply

Disaster movie is the only movie I've seen that qualifies as "Shitty", but I don't watch many movies so I don't know.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:20 PM Reply

Batman & Robin is the worst movie ever.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

Not counting anything I've seen on MST3K, I'll go with House of the Dead


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:53 PM Reply

There always does seem to be that one rare movie that is so horribly bad that it is good, like once in a blue moon you might come up with something such a The Room that is such as stale, badly done movie that it gets a couple of laughs, and obviously, a good game to be made from it.

Obviously there are those movies that are absolutely sickening to watch, like Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, etc. That is, at some point during the film, embarrassing to watch due to how horribly done it was.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 10:16 PM Reply

Transformers 3 was a piece of shit, money making movie.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 10:46 PM Reply

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 11:07 PM Reply

At 49 minutes ago, numbclass wrote: Transformers 3 was a piece of shit, money making movie.

I never really liked any of the Transformers movies. All those movies are made of is fight scenes that are irritating and difficult to follow. The story line is always something irritatingly boring like "find the cube + save the girl = profit"

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 11:29 PM Reply

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2. You think you've seen some bad movies? This movie is an infinitely inferior sequel to a movie that already had the fact that babies talked as its only joke. I don't use the term "abomination" lightly, but good God, that's what that movie was.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 11:42 PM Reply

Has anyone ever seen the Spy Kids movies, or the Lava Boy and Shark Girl or whatever it is called (I don't honestly remember, the movies were so awful that I just wanted to forget them.) I watched them, and the animations and shit that they use is so corny and awful that it makes me sick to my stomach.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 2nd, 2012 @ 11:45 PM Reply

Toxic Avenger. Straight up horrible movie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toxic_Avenger


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 01:50 AM Reply

At 2 hours ago, Dogmeat wrote: Toxic Avenger. Straight up horrible movie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toxic_Avenger

Yeah, from the looks of it, that is a pretty damn bad movie, haha.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 05:48 AM Reply

Postal. Wanted to punch my brother for even thinking of making me watch that piece of crap.

Also, ZOMBIE FUCKING DRIFTWOOD I mean, GOOD GOD that movie gave me a headache!

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 06:04 AM Reply

I like bad movies but only if theyre hilariously bad.
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Among boring shitty movies I've seen I think Signs still stands out in my mind. But worst ever??
Since using Netflix it is difficult to decide.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 06:04 AM Reply

The Room. 'Nough said.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 06:06 AM Reply

At 6 hours ago, Dogmeat wrote: Toxic Avenger. Straight up horrible movie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toxic_Avenger

I fucking love those movies. The sequels got a bit more goofy but I support any movie with a scene of evil teenagers crushing a childs skull.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 06:11 AM Reply

At 2 days ago, Sectus wrote: So, obviously there are a lot of horrible movies out there, but I've seen some of the most awful, disgusting, terribly made movies of all time. The worst movie I've ever seen would have to be Disaster movie. Now, I would like to hear of some of the movies you have seen that have made you sick to your stomach!

Seen this kind thread here ages ago, Disaster movie is the worst thing I've seen, I never thought that you could fuck up a comedy like that.

I pretty much dislike every movie where Jean Claude Van Damme is, the acting and the story are always so rushed or crappy, Idk, I did like that Kickboxer though.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 06:31 AM Reply

Out For A Kill: A shitty straight to DVD Steven Segal film that despite being only 90 minutes seems to go on for 3 years with bad acting, bad dubbing, no plot, a script that seems to have been written by a six year old and the most unnecessary use of green screen ever.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 07:04 AM Reply

Time Bandits. No question.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 07:54 AM Reply

At 8 hours ago, Dogmeat wrote: Toxic Avenger. Straight up horrible movie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toxic_Avenger

But that was bad in an entertaining way. Also, didn't Tom Fulp get killed in one of the movies? I only saw the first one.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 08:08 AM Reply

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 08:22 AM Reply

At 9 hours ago, SpamOfCan wrote: E.T: The Extraterrestrial

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 09:14 AM Reply

Obviously it wasn't made for our time, but The Exorcist is pretty bad when put against today's standards. I understand that it is a classic and all, but when I watch it I just can't help but break out into fits of laughter.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 09:16 AM Reply

At 1 minute ago, Sectus wrote: Obviously it wasn't made for our time, but The Exorcist is pretty bad when put against today's standards. I understand that it is a classic and all, but when I watch it I just can't help but break out into fits of laughter.

So are we talking about the worst movies ever as in complete rubbish or are we referring to those that are really rwally bad but are hilarious and thus entertaining and not that bad.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:22 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Sectus wrote: Obviously it wasn't made for our time, but The Exorcist is pretty bad when put against today's standards. I understand that it is a classic and all, but when I watch it I just can't help but break out into fits of laughter.
So are we talking about the worst movies ever as in complete rubbish or are we referring to those that are really rwally bad but are hilarious and thus entertaining and not that bad.

Well, either way works. Just movies that are poorly made, regardless of if they attract a few laughs or not.

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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:40 AM Reply

Ninja Assassin. Seriously, the blood was so fake. They apparently love strawberry juice cause that's what they used instead of real blood.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:54 AM Reply

Disaster Movie would probably be the worst movie I have ever seen in theaters. I can, however, say that I've seen a film that was featured on "Mystery Science Theater 3000" that was actually worse. It was "Monster A Go-Go", a movie so bad the creators of the show have stated that, yes, they believe this to be the worst movie they have ever featured. I'm not sure about what Mike thought of it, but I assumed he thought of something similar.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 11:18 AM Reply

From the ones I have watched myself, have to say Trolls 2. I don't watch many bad movies as I don't watch many movies and tend to avoid ones people say are just shit. Because...well they are shit.


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Response to Worst Movie Ever?! Mar. 3rd, 2012 @ 11:39 AM Reply

At 20 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote: From the ones I have watched myself, have to say Trolls 2. I don't watch many bad movies as I don't watch many movies and tend to avoid ones people say are just shit. Because...well they are shit.

Yeah, Trolls 2 was an awful movie. Literally the only good part of the was the bit where he watched them eating her, and screamed about it. But again, that was funny in the "Oh my god so awful" kind of way, not the good way.