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Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:37 PM Reply

Translate it to three different languages, then back to English, see what you get.

I went from English, to Arabic, to Latin, to Swedish, then back to English.

Original post:
"I don't have a google account, so nothing.
Also what kind of retard posts "hey guys lol I was looking up child porn"?"
Result:
"There are no obstacles to it were not for me, nothing is.
The delay is "you lol I am looking for a young fruit"?"

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:40 PM Reply

There may be a lot of painters, but will (has many different names and aliases) double thriavix-this is probably the most obvious affect me when my music to listen to. These tend to be mainly electronic music and dance music and the environment. I used to be

I don't know

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:44 PM Reply

Google translate is being a fucking piece of shit right now. The only button on the page that works is translate, and only once does it work. I'm using fucking google chrome, all google services should work magnificently. I had something hilarious in mind, but now the world will never now because google translate is a god damn cock sucking piece of fucking shit. Fuck everything. I'm mad as fuck

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:46 PM Reply

Maltese, French, Dutch. Not as funny as I expected it to be.

Original:

At 3 minutes ago, SBB wrote: wait the viewcounts on the forum are wrong. darnit again

Still not used to the redesign, are we?

Gone through translation:

At 3 minutes ago, SBB wrote: view counts to wait for the forum are false. darnit again

Still not used to redesign, we?


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 1 minute ago, saqwert wrote: Google translate is being a fucking piece of shit right now. The only button on the page that works is translate, and only once does it work. I'm using fucking google chrome, all google services should work magnificently. I had something hilarious in mind, but now the world will never now because google translate is a god damn cock sucking piece of fucking shit. Fuck everything. I'm mad as fuck

English > Armenian > Estonian > Czech > English

Fucking shit is Google Translate now. First, the only button that works for you, and only once to get it: I use Google Chrome Fucking - Google should be working perfectly all services. I had a cheerful mood, but now has the world ever since Google translate into ass fucking cock sucking piece of shit. Fuck everything that I was crazy when Fuck

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:49 PM Reply

English to Greek,Greek to Italian.Italian to French,French to English.
Original text:"Scarlett Johanson is very pretty but I prefer Anne Hathaway as Catwoman."

Result(which is pretty satisfying):"Scarlett Johansson is beautiful, but I prefer Anne Hathaway as Catwoman."


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:50 PM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Squidbit wrote: translate into ass fucking cock sucking piece of shit. Fuck everything that I was crazy when Fuck

My life is complete

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:50 PM Reply

At 44 seconds ago, Squidbit wrote: Google Chrome Fucking - Google

And then they had a baby.

Google translate your last post...


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:53 PM Reply

Persian -> Hebrew > Czech.

I know that I appreciate. I do not need me to enrich your self-esteem and cognitive skills.

Original: I know my worth. I do not need to enrich my appearance to be self confident and cognize my capabilities.


(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:55 PM Reply

I'll use Chinese, it always has fuck ups.

Original post:
I'd just celebrate it on the 1st of March, not the 28th of Feb.

Another awesome thing about this story is that it's in my city, Bristol. :D

Translated to: Russian, Chinese (Traditional), Arabic, Hebrew, Japanese, English.
I just March 1, is celebrated on February 28, instead

Details of the story is my hometown, to Bristol. :

Conclusion:
A lot better than I had expected.


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 02:57 PM Reply

"I just want you to stop dick riding."

Translated from englich to afrikaans to Bengali to Armenian and back to english.

"I want you to ride dick."

Huh......


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 03:08 PM Reply

At 13 hours ago, MrSoxfan wrote:

:Since we only get one of these every 4 years, let's all make sure to do something meaningful today.

Ya sure.

:Hoo-ray...

English < Japanese < Hebrew < Kannada < English

13 Time MrSoxfan wrote:

Today, it's all meaningful to find something we can be sure of a chance every four years.

Check-in.

A line ..

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 03:08 PM Reply

Courtesy of Cootie

"Ask him over the weekend, but they are children of very clear this is a fucking shit white. In the case of a laptop computer to be a child of God, null, buy a new one. Always look to the new year, so it will examine how the hell to me, and they are neither part of me and studying reform of the payment. Beautiful, quiet, and to do so, because I had my house, why do you have a screaming three young men and a silly things would've gotten?"


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Before: "Ladies and gents... Happy fucking leap day."
After: "Ladies and gentlemen ... Blessed is the day shift and ridiculous."


"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,
and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 03:10 PM Reply

Original post:
''Is it illegal to post nazi flags?'

Translated post:
''Att DET MIG sminkad olagligt släpar Flaggor nazistisk?'


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 04:28 PM Reply

Original: Should I get Turok 2 Seeds of Evil? I found a 6 dollar copy on eBay.

Google Translate: What should I have Turok 2 seeds of evil? I found one on eBay a copy of the $ 6.

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 04:46 PM Reply

Original post:
"I don't have a google account, so nothing.
Also what kind of retard posts "hey guys lol I was looking up child porn"?"
Result:
"There are no obstacles to it were not for me, nothing is.
The delay is "you lol I am looking for a young fruit"?"

Made my day


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 04:51 PM Reply

This exists. I'll do that instead.

You don't know with ch sh p ... House outside the United States for two reasons, the Opera Garnier and the Internet keeps history."


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 04:59 PM Reply

"Today, MikeyS9607 turned 16. Let us all wish him a happy birthday :3
Happy Birthday, Mikeys9607!"

I went from English, to Arabic, to Latin, to Swedish, then back to English, just like you.
Result:

"Day, became MikeyS9607 16th We wish all with no joy: 3
Merry holiday Mikeys9607!"


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 05:29 PM Reply

Why dont you just press the long key underneath C V B N M

English > German > Finnish > Irish > English

Why do not you just push a button over the long CVBNM

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 05:42 PM Reply

Original Post:

Wow, you'd better watch out man, you're going to have about a billion fanboys marching down your throat here in a few minutes. 300 was pretty trashy I admit, but all the others I liked. 300 just had that irritating, streamlined look.

Translated From: English > Spanish > French > Russian > English

Wow, you better watch the man, we have a billion fans who go into the groove here in a few minutes. 300 was of very poor quality, I agree, but everyone I loved. 300 was just as irritating to eyes, clean-up.

Google Translate is the best translation program ever. /sarcasm

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 05:46 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, saqwert wrote: I'm mad as fuck

your profile pic made is sound soothing


hi look at me music just click here

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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 05:50 PM Reply

My body will not tolerate this viagra!

from english to armenian to dutch to vietnamese to chinese traditional to arabic to norwegian to english

And my body would not tolerate Viagra

well that was an unitresting trip, I only chose so many languages because nothing sounded funny


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 07:01 PM Reply

I would, but i frankly don't give a shit.


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 07:06 PM Reply

Original sentance.

Well I am tired of posting on this odd BBS system.

Translated Well, I'm tired of this rare publication in BBS Systm


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 07:07 PM Reply

English -> Japanese -> Russian -> Hindu -> English

Original

At 5 minutes ago, SansNumbers wrote:
At 3 hours ago, Sectus wrote: Johnny is a hilarious voice actor. I pick him.
VA skills have nothing to do with fights.

New Copy

Five minutes before SansNumbers wrote:
In the last three hours, Sectus wrote:
Voice actors Johnny Jolly. I will try it ::.

Collection of combat skills and have nothing in common.


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 07:35 PM Reply

Original:
"They killed Gordon Freeman!"

Translated fro English to Danish to Afrikaans.
"Battle Gordon Freeman!"


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 08:30 PM Reply

At 5 hours ago, Squidbit wrote:

Original post
Or Asandir already adjusted for that and he is actually 64 by our standards.

Happy B-day mikey.

English, to Hindi, to Italian, to Japanese, and back to english

Happy days - Mikey B.

Happy days :P

I'm going to play with this for a while.


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Response to Google translate your last post... Feb. 29th, 2012 @ 08:50 PM Reply

Original post "I'll pay her $600 if she says "Good....let the hate flow through you.""

Afrikaans "Ek sal betaal haar $ 600 as sy sê "Good .... laat die haat vloei deur jou.""
Azerbaijani "O bildirir ki, ÉTMgÉTMr onun $ 600 olacaq "YaxÅYı .... siz vasitÉTMsilÉTM nifrÉTMt axın edÉTMk.""
Serbian "Ðzн наводи да, ако Ñ>е Ñ'о биÑ'и $ 600 ".... Ð"обаÑEU Ñ'и Ñ'ÑEUеба ÑÑ'ÑEUеаминг пÑEUеко мÑEUжÑsе.""
Back to English "He said that if it would be $ 600 "Good .... you need streaming over hatred.""

Well it's somewhat close.


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