Dumbest game you've ever played

[dlxrevolution]

So when I was about 7, I was at my aunts house, and my cousins came over. We played this game called "Let me put a taste in your mouth". Basically, you have to close your eyes, then someone puts something in your mouth and you have to guess what it is. Long story short, they put something in my mouth, and that shit had me crying. And by crying, I mean I was crying hard and my face was soaked in tears. I thought it was some piece of shit we found on the floor that day. Turns out, they took a hard peppermint candy, and dipped it in salt. Shit almost made me sick.

NG, whats the dumbest game you've ever played?

I hope this isn't a repeat thread...

[Landpaddle]

At 54 seconds ago, dlxrevolution wrote: NG, whats the dumbest game you've ever played?

That story there is like high octane nightmare fuel, except turned up to eleven and turned bitter-sweetly sadistic.

Stupidest game? Some sort of text parsing dealie with an online MUD. Flexible Survival.

. . .

I didn't know what it en'tail'ed. I was not prepared, and made sure to chastise the everliving grubfuckshitcicles out of the -friend- who introduced it to me. Never, ever, again.

[mandog]

Kissy kats.

Boys (or girls) have to chase the other sex around and give them a kiss if caught.

The high school one was much more extreme, lets say virginity was long gone by the first round.

It's still a stupid game though.

[saqwert]

Call of Battle 4: Modern Warfield 3

[NeutralObjections]

Slaps.

You pull up your shirt and have someone slap you in the stomach as hard as he/she can. Then, you return the favor to the opposite player.

Continue until one of you gives up, and your stomach is a slab of chewed meat and broken blood vessels.

[tox]

Body count
doom 1
Fear 1
last airbender
Mario accounting
momma kitchen

[fuzzum111]

Well, most of the made up games with made up rules.

They were the worst. "you weren't doing X I'm not it!" But I was doing X you are it! Etc.

Best games I played with with mini beachballs in our hallway just batting it back and forth in the air. Fun fucking times

[TerminalMontage]

The King is my Father.

Or something. Some Old Testament card game, we didn't actually play though, my friend made a funny face and I crawled away from the table laughing for 20 minutes. Then went home.

[comicretard]

At 1 hour ago, dlxrevolution wrote: NG, whats the dumbest game you've ever played?

There is a pretty not so fun game called 'Punch me in the dick as hard as you can". Gets old after a while.

[BlackmarketKraig]

The"punching game" where a person makes a gesture, below the waist, with their index finger and thumb touching and other fingers extended, if you look at it you get punched.

Glame.

[TehPoptartKid]

QUOP. The game where you run a on this field, but it's too hard to stay up, and run at the same time!

[Dosensuppen]

Sounds like the game I played, "Let me stick this up your butt." Same basic rules.

I got it right when I sound "Loaded mouse trap"

[BasedBubbus]

Zelda.

[FoAngel]

I was a spectator once to a game of soggy sao. does that count?

that was an interesting night

[dlxrevolution]

At 2 hours ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: The"punching game" where a person makes a gesture, below the waist, with their index finger and thumb touching and other fingers extended, if you look at it you get punched.

Glame.

We played a game similar to that in Middle/high school. Except, if you looked, you just got laughed at and called a retard.

[Boomstick]

At middle school, we all hit each other's testicles or give each other dead legs, it hurt so much, that nearly every day someone would be covering their jewels or legs.

[TecNoir]

Basically everyone would go around and shank eachother.

cover yourself.

[1-800-CockJoke]

"Tennis"

Basically you hold another person's hand like in a handshake and then you use your other hand to reach back and smack the Hell out of the other person's hand that's in the grip. You do this until someone gives up from the pain. It's just as dumb as it sounds and we played it all the time when I was in 8th-9th grade.

Here's a video of what it would look like.

[ZeldaFreak701]

The Game.

It's dumb.

[Jay]

I never played any of these stupid elementary/Jr High school games, but there was this one I remember in particular called "Bloody Knuckles"

And it plays just like it sounds, hit the other person in the knuckles with your knuckles until the other person gives up. Friend's would think that I was wimping out and just was scared of getting hurt, which wasn't the case. I just thought it was stupid.

Nowadays it's the same thing. My friend took my paintballing, which I didn't enjoy too much, because I'm just not a guns guy, or sports person in general. Sometimes he asks me to play air soft with him. I let my friend shoot me with airsoft guns to show him it wasn't the pain that bugged me, I just don't find it fun like other people.

[Sensationalism]

Who can hold their hand on the burner longer

Slap my hand while it's on your head before I move it.

[dlxrevolution]

At 57 minutes ago, Jay wrote: ...I remember in particular called "Bloody Knuckles"

Hell yeah I remember that. We used to play that in middle school, usually on the bus. We used to bloody our hands up pretty bad.

[Entice]

OP played the "tasting game".

[HipnikDragomir]

I don't play any of these stupid games

cuz I don't have a social life

However, I did see people playing dumb stuff at school. In elementary, they (boys, obviously) played "bloody knuckles" where they would take turns hitting each others' knuckles with their own. Eventually they would start getting torn up and bleeding. What the hell was the point?

[Candice94]

I could have played this with NO sound and it would have felt the same >=(

[Boomstick]

At 2 hours ago, Jay wrote: I never played any of these stupid elementary/Jr High school games, but there was this one I remember in particular called "Bloody Knuckles"

I hated that game, usually whoever got red knuckles lost first, since my skin is like very reactant I always lost, but it never really hurt me. Aside from the circle with the finger BlackmarketCraig mentioned, we also played "Dick in the Middle"
Someone on the left would say "left nut" and the person on the right would say "right nut" and they wailed on the person in the middle, the person in the middle had to say "dick in the middle" to stop it.
There was other variations like, red light green light, or left ear and right ear.

[Jay]

At 48 minutes ago, MrRager wrote:Aside from the circle with the finger BlackmarketCraig mentioned, we also played "Dick in the Middle"

Someone on the left would say "left nut" and the person on the right would say "right nut" and they wailed on the person in the middle, the person in the middle had to say "dick in the middle" to stop it.
There was other variations like, red light green light, or left ear and right ear.

I actually vaguely remember that.

it's annoying when people use little "games" just to have an excuse to hit you a few times. Of course if they do it too much, you can always just beat the shit out of them. If they ask why, tell them you were playing the "Pissed Off" game.

[DoctorStrongbad]

These sound like some very dumb games.

[dlxrevolution]

At 1 hour ago, jjjkuk wrote: What the hell was the point?

To see who's mentally tougher.

It was more of a "Macho Man" type thing, and if you were that type of guy, you considered playing that game a necessary occupation.

[convict357]

I never played a dumb game but I remembered this one game that my (Girl) cousin played with her friends and this game is called "Scorpion" and you have to hold your opponent's hand like when you're playing thumb wars and you put your thumb nail on your opponents skin (in between your index finger and thumb) and whoever moves their hand away from their opponents hand loses.