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Stoner Questions? 2004-05-11 23:29:32 Reply

My teacher today was telling us to ask questions about a book and was like " I want one of those questions when your passing the hash and go "what if the world is and apple and your a worm?" I couldnt stop laughing because I knew my teacher was a stoner and now he admited it. You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?


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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-11 23:30:36 Reply

At 5/11/04 11:29 PM, eLMi wrote: You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?

I don't smoke and I think of questions like that.
Is that bad?

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-11 23:31:18 Reply

At 5/11/04 11:29 PM, eLMi wrote: You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?

OK..... Heres one.
What the fuck did you just say??

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-11 23:31:20 Reply

I never ask questions, as long as i have plenty of munchie food and something to drink im good to go.

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-11 23:31:56 Reply

At 5/11/04 11:29 PM, eLMi wrote: You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?

NO... but my sophmore boi teacher was doing a lab with acid and said, "No remember kids I am the only one who will be dropping the acid today." That whole class was like...... what?

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 00:05:40 Reply

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 00:09:36 Reply

i was driving with my friend the other day who is the biggest pothead ever. we were driving past a stretch of road where the desert is on either side of the road and he says "dude... you think a lot of rattle snakes get hit here?"

my best question stoned:
"dude, is that rene zelwigger?"

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 00:19:46 Reply

At 5/11/04 11:29 PM, eLMi wrote: You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?

Good Lord, any true stoner would have tons of questions like that while stoned... I can't even count how many philosophical conversations I've had with people while high. They just go on and on and get more and more complicated as you keep smoking.

And no, it's not bad to have questions like that while sober... I think it's very fun to just throw out some random questions that make peoples' minds think.


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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 00:22:51 Reply

One of my friends fell over and then they asked me "Are you ok man?" funny stuff

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 00:23:39 Reply

i say lots of stupid shit when i'm zooted. Me and my friend had a whole 15 minute conversation weekend before last about how we were seeing things in black and white, not in color b/c of the lighting. Of course at the time we didn't know it was the lighting, we thought we were in a black & white movie. lol.

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 04:50:30 Reply

At 5/11/04 11:29 PM, eLMi wrote: My teacher today was telling us to ask questions about a book and was like " I want one of those questions when your passing the hash and go "what if the world is and apple and your a worm?" I couldnt stop laughing because I knew my teacher was a stoner and now he admited it. You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?

lol i went to a really ghetto charta school so all my teachers were stoners they would even smoke wit us become our best friends and then we talk them into givin us As lol the funny things is the work was so easy...

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 05:17:50 Reply

At 5/11/04 11:29 PM, eLMi wrote: You got any questions u asked when your were stoned?

Getting stoned was the worst thing I ever did.

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Response to Stoner Questions? 2004-05-12 07:17:06 Reply

I got drunk and stoned @ Uni. We were alright until we played silent hill 3 then all hell broke loose. We couldn't tell who were real people and who were zombies. We had a punch up on the football field at about 2am. This was about 2 years ago and I still remember it vividly. I havn't smoked since.


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