Wanna make 30 bucks? Of course you do, you're a poor "artist" beggar who uses a pc running on hamsters! You'll soon need a replacement hamster either way cause it's been 3 days since your last dinner. But before you start your biweekly snacking on raw hamster legs, hear me out.
You know Shadman, also known as theShadling. Chances are quite big you dislike him too, clogging up the entire Art Portal and ruining any little chance of you getting a single view on your work or ads. No-one likes to lose out to drawings of pedophelic necro-bestiality. You must be screaming at that excuse you call your monitor right now, realizing this man is the reason your mouse is an actual furry mouse.
My name is test-object and I'm telling you this is your chance to get revenge. Draw Shadman (or however you think he looks like) getting even more horribly mutilated than any of his drawing subjects and you get to win that sweet money-thingy you heard so much about. Get drawing on your rodent-infested personal computer, you'll be able to buy actual meat for once (unless you are one of dem hipsters that are snobby and villainous enough to buy a Mac and withhold a bunch of beggars their change).
First place 30$
Second place 20$
Third place 10$
Now, make me proud, don't spend your money on alcohol and save a hamster. The United League of Hamster Rights Activists will be grateful. I owe them after that unfortunate accident with the World's Biggest Lawnmower Contest.
Contest ends April 1st. No joke.