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The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:02 AM Reply

so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:04 AM Reply

I'd poo on his garden twice as much and twice as hard for as long as his dog kept doing it.

Or I'd rub my neighbours nose in it.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:05 AM Reply

I drug him and peel off all his skin.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:07 AM Reply

At 1 minute ago, DumbassDude wrote: I'd poo on his garden twice as much and twice as hard for as long as his dog kept doing it.

Or I'd rub my neighbours nose in it.

thats evil


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:07 AM Reply

At A few seconds ago, NL-Courage wrote:
At A few seconds ago, thedark8877 wrote: so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge
I would first spread propaganda around town claiming that the neighbor is gay and always eats dirt. Once he loses support of all citizens

Is your neighbourhood generally homophobic or is it just you. I don't see how effective that would be to drive someone insane.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:08 AM Reply

At A few seconds ago, thedark8877 wrote:
At 1 minute ago, DumbassDude wrote: I'd poo on his garden twice as much and twice as hard for as long as his dog kept doing it.

Or I'd rub my neighbours nose in it.
thats evil

I think my suggestion will be the least evil out of all the suggestions.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:34 AM Reply

At 25 minutes ago, DumbassDude wrote:
At A few seconds ago, thedark8877 wrote:
At 1 minute ago, DumbassDude wrote: I'd poo on his garden twice as much and twice as hard for as long as his dog kept doing it.

Or I'd rub my neighbours nose in it.
thats evil
I think my suggestion will be the least evil out of all the suggestions.

emm ok


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 05:58 AM Reply

i would rape him until he died


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 06:22 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, thedark8877 wrote: so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge

Pick it up in a plastic bag, then empty it on his porch / in his mailbox. You're only being kind and returning his lost property after all.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 06:32 AM Reply

Bear traps. Lots and lots of bear traps.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 06:41 AM Reply

Highfive his face with a bowlingpin.

Do it faggot.
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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 06:54 AM Reply

At 30 minutes ago, B0UNC3 wrote: Pick it up in a plastic bag, then empty it on his porch / in his mailbox. You're only being kind and returning his lost property after all.

That's actually a good idea.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 06:54 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, JBKalso wrote:
Is your neighbourhood generally homophobic or is it just you. I don't see how effective that would be to drive someone insane.

I don't that they are homophobic,it's just...no one likes being called gay.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 07:18 AM Reply

Wherever they keep shitting, scatter rat poison. Problem Solved.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 27th, 2012 @ 11:10 AM Reply

At 3 hours ago, Autri wrote: Wherever they keep shitting, scatter rat poison. Problem Solved.

heh nice one


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 01:02 PM Reply

At 23 hours ago, Dew wrote: Bear traps.

100s and 100s of bear traps.

LOL


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 01:37 PM Reply

I take all the dog shit and rub it all over his front door. Then make some sort of contraption so that when the door opens a bucket of dog shit falls on his head.

It's not original but it get's the job done.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 01:47 PM Reply

At 1 day ago, Thedark wrote: so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge

Wait until Friday the 13th. Buy a good machete. Dress up as Jason. Then go chop both him up. Remember to feed the dog his leftover too. Perfect!


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 01:50 PM Reply

You put on gloves pick up the shit and smear it all over his house.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 01:55 PM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, KiDX05 wrote: You put on gloves pick up the shit and smear it all over his house.

I got a better plan. Collect the poops, get some flash powders and make a 'poop bomb/mine'. Set trap fuse beside his car. Run away and hide. Enjoy.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 03:42 PM Reply

At 49 seconds ago, The777Demon wrote: I'd but a very potent plant killer. Then i would poor it onto his grass in the shape of an obscenity either a racial or ethnic slur. That way ...

hah nice one my friend


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:02 PM Reply

I'd have my cat poop in his garden.

Then again, cats only poop in the litter box. Maybe prove to him that cats are better than dogs or something?


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:08 PM Reply

At 5 minutes ago, Ericho wrote: I'd have my cat poop in his garden.

Then again, cats only poop in the litter box. Maybe prove to him that cats are better than dogs or something?

maybe


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:10 PM Reply

At 1 day ago, DumbassDude wrote: I'd poo on his garden twice as much and twice as hard for as long as his dog kept doing it.

Or I'd rub my neighbours nose in it.

I'd throw his dogs shit at him next time i see him.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:15 PM Reply

At 1 day ago, Thedark wrote: so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge

I would collect the poo carefully mold them into aesthetically pleasing chocolate treats and leave them on his doorstep and then wait for the ensuing hilarity

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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, FoAngel wrote: I would collect the poo carefully mold them into aesthetically pleasing chocolate treats and leave them on his doorstep and then wait for the ensuing hilarity

LOL


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:18 PM Reply

I would tie his dog up, and make it watch as I raped the neighbor, then, I'd switch them out, rape the dog, then torture them both to death.

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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:26 PM Reply

I'd request his shoes and return them with my shit in them and a note on them.

At 6 minutes ago, Skaren wrote: I would tie his dog up, and make it watch as I raped the neighbor, then, I'd switch them out, rape the dog, then torture them both to death.

This is why bronies are scary.

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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 04:47 PM Reply

At 1 day ago, wtfdestroyed wrote: i would rape him until he died

We all know you would, now go play in traffic.

The perfect revenge? I would leave a pile of just plain dog shit in front of his door, while he is standing there, looking at it, I run in through the back of the house and push him into the dog shit.


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Response to The perfect plan for revenge Feb. 28th, 2012 @ 06:26 PM Reply

At 1 day ago, Thedark wrote: so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge

Go and smear the shit all over the TV, computer, phone, bed, everything.