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Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:51:39 Reply

I'm just curious to why you don't live in Canada. I mean it is less crowded up here. The frozen air turns lots of us into strong people who can handle it unlike some Americans I know who can't stand +10 degree weather and bitch about it being too cold (lol sorry Richard)
We got a lot of beautiful scenery unlike where it's like building, building, cut down tree, factory, fat food joint, building, etc...
Our drinking age is lower so we can enjoy getting drunk that much quicker plus lots of our booze is cheap and tastes great!
Our dollar coin is pretty much on par (if not more) then your piece of paper dollar.
We actually got higher employment rates for people of EVERY culture.
We got the sweet ass northern lights that are fucking beautiful to see!
Our *ruler* is a women from across the pond who lets us do whatever the fuck we want unlike the guy you got.
We are more accepting of gay marriage unlike most of the states you guys got. Just ask Painbringer :3
We got hockey!!
Lots of women around Canada are open for *relationships* are less likely to dump you.
AND LASTLY....those women are super fucking hot unlike most of your plastic walking dolls.

So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:52:39 Reply

I do.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:54:04 Reply

I actually really want to move to Canada whenever I move out. It seems like a nice place to live.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:54:15 Reply

It probably has something to do with me being born in America, and me being 15, so I can't move out yet.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:55:49 Reply

Because i already live in Holland.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:56:02 Reply

I stay there for those reasons. The reason I want to leave is the PM.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:56:49 Reply

Well, part of me likes Canada, acknowledging the fact that it is a stable country with an acceptable system, and part of me wouldn't move there because I like living in a "powerful country." I'm also a rather sedentary person, so obviously I don't like moving much, so I would be far too lazy to move to Canada, even if it does have a better system.

It's also nice being in a country that is taken seriously, too.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:59:11 Reply

me no have green card, visa, or passport


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:59:31 Reply

At 51 seconds ago, Sectus wrote: It's also nice being in a country that is taken seriously, too.

But don't you live in the US?


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:59:36 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, Skaren wrote: It probably has something to do with me being born in America, and me being 15, so I can't move out yet.

uh yeah, except i'm 17


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:00:16 Reply

At 7 minutes ago, FurryFox wrote: So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?

I DO live in Canada. Well, northern Maine is close enough.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:04:51 Reply

I've been to Canada twice, and I agree for the most part. This was French speaking Canada, I speak very little french, but even still it was much nicer than the United States.

MAYBE I'll move there.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:06:35 Reply

I don't want to lose my american membership!

It already took 500 to get in this club!

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:08:34 Reply

Because I enjoy having mild winters. I'd live up there in the summer though.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:09:45 Reply

Hey doesn't most of the Canadian population live by the border?

It's probably so they can get the hell out of Canada every once in a while. You stay in Canada to long you start riding moose and developing a speech impediment with the word "eh".


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:10:07 Reply

At A few seconds ago, All-American-Badass wrote: Because I enjoy having mild winters. I'd live up there in the summer though.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:10:07 Reply

I do, but I feel we are too nice. We let any ol' person just stroll into our country, and then they start getting angry at us for not changing our way of life to please them.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:11:44 Reply

Because snow can go fuck itself, that's why I don't live i Canada, okay? It's bad enough we get some snow here in MA, but in Canada I can only imagine it is much worse up north around Quebec and such,

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:12:24 Reply

I don't live there because it seems like it woule be too cold.

Also, because I don't want to look like this:

Why don't you live in Canada?


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:13:56 Reply

At A few seconds ago, tehtimmy4080 wrote:
At A few seconds ago, All-American-Badass wrote: Because I enjoy having mild winters. I'd live up there in the summer though.
Windsor Ontario

south of detroit

fuck that place i heard it's like the compton of Canada, it's either Calgary or bust for me.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:15:37 Reply

I want to write my first album in Canada. In a cabin on a lake. But til then I'm more comfortable with Merica. More shit goes on down here


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:17:54 Reply

south of detroit
fuck that place i heard it's like the compton of Canada, it's either Calgary or bust for me.

it's not that bad haha.

Then maybe London?

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:31:33 Reply

because canadians online seem like a bunch of idiots who want to be associated with polar bears or some other stupid shit and they mostly sit there and spam stereotypes or nationalistic crap at me. or make threads like this asking me why don't i leave and go to their great wonderful place. sounds like a bunch of idiots who put all their faith in their government and cannot find any shit that is wrong.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:54:20 Reply

I wanna live in Canada.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:55:31 Reply

Because I like seeing people from other countries complain about how my country runs itself.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:09:55 Reply

But... I do...

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:12:55 Reply

Because I like being in a country that actually does shit for the world. Don't try to pull that proportionality bullshit because that means jack shit to getting stuff done.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:14:03 Reply

Because they bore me and there's something just not quite right about them.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:18:35 Reply

I'm only 14 and I don't have the money.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:23:17 Reply

At 1 hour ago, FurryFox wrote: So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?

One of many reasons.

Why don't you live in Canada?


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