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Why don't you live in Canada?

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Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:51:39


I'm just curious to why you don't live in Canada. I mean it is less crowded up here. The frozen air turns lots of us into strong people who can handle it unlike some Americans I know who can't stand +10 degree weather and bitch about it being too cold (lol sorry Richard)
We got a lot of beautiful scenery unlike where it's like building, building, cut down tree, factory, fat food joint, building, etc...
Our drinking age is lower so we can enjoy getting drunk that much quicker plus lots of our booze is cheap and tastes great!
Our dollar coin is pretty much on par (if not more) then your piece of paper dollar.
We actually got higher employment rates for people of EVERY culture.
We got the sweet ass northern lights that are fucking beautiful to see!
Our *ruler* is a women from across the pond who lets us do whatever the fuck we want unlike the guy you got.
We are more accepting of gay marriage unlike most of the states you guys got. Just ask Painbringer :3
We got hockey!!
Lots of women around Canada are open for *relationships* are less likely to dump you.
AND LASTLY....those women are super fucking hot unlike most of your plastic walking dolls.

So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:52:39


I do.

WHAT A TWIST

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:54:04


I actually really want to move to Canada whenever I move out. It seems like a nice place to live.

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:55:49


Because i already live in Holland.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:56:49


Well, part of me likes Canada, acknowledging the fact that it is a stable country with an acceptable system, and part of me wouldn't move there because I like living in a "powerful country." I'm also a rather sedentary person, so obviously I don't like moving much, so I would be far too lazy to move to Canada, even if it does have a better system.

It's also nice being in a country that is taken seriously, too.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:59:11


me no have green card, visa, or passport


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 20:59:31


At 51 seconds ago, Sectus wrote: It's also nice being in a country that is taken seriously, too.

But don't you live in the US?

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:00:16


At 7 minutes ago, FurryFox wrote: So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?

I DO live in Canada. Well, northern Maine is close enough.

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:04:51


I've been to Canada twice, and I agree for the most part. This was French speaking Canada, I speak very little french, but even still it was much nicer than the United States.

MAYBE I'll move there.

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:06:35


I don't want to lose my american membership!

It already took 500 to get in this club!

fuk

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:08:34


Because I enjoy having mild winters. I'd live up there in the summer though.

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:10:07


At A few seconds ago, All-American-Badass wrote: Because I enjoy having mild winters. I'd live up there in the summer though.

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:10:07


I do, but I feel we are too nice. We let any ol' person just stroll into our country, and then they start getting angry at us for not changing our way of life to please them.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:11:44


Because snow can go fuck itself, that's why I don't live i Canada, okay? It's bad enough we get some snow here in MA, but in Canada I can only imagine it is much worse up north around Quebec and such,


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:12:24


I don't live there because it seems like it woule be too cold.

Also, because I don't want to look like this:

Why don't you live in Canada?


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:13:56


At A few seconds ago, tehtimmy4080 wrote:
At A few seconds ago, All-American-Badass wrote: Because I enjoy having mild winters. I'd live up there in the summer though.
Windsor Ontario

south of detroit

fuck that place i heard it's like the compton of Canada, it's either Calgary or bust for me.

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:15:37


I want to write my first album in Canada. In a cabin on a lake. But til then I'm more comfortable with Merica. More shit goes on down here


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:17:54


south of detroit
fuck that place i heard it's like the compton of Canada, it's either Calgary or bust for me.

it's not that bad haha.

Then maybe London?

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 21:31:33


because canadians online seem like a bunch of idiots who want to be associated with polar bears or some other stupid shit and they mostly sit there and spam stereotypes or nationalistic crap at me. or make threads like this asking me why don't i leave and go to their great wonderful place. sounds like a bunch of idiots who put all their faith in their government and cannot find any shit that is wrong.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:14:03


Because they bore me and there's something just not quite right about them.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:23:17


At 1 hour ago, FurryFox wrote: So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?

One of many reasons.

Why don't you live in Canada?


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:31:56


... I live in Canada, therefore your question is unanswerable.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:33:37


Because I am unfortunate enough to not have any money to purchase a living space in the land of Canada, nor am I of legal age to do so yet.

Although I hadn't really thought about it even though it has sounded like a good place to live for a few years...

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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:33:42


Kind of scary how manufactured the comical and arrogant hate against Canada has become in America. It's one of the nicest places to live, free health care, every fuckin Canadian is nice...it's worrisome when a person bashes Canada to great extremes and can't pinpoint an actual reason worthy of debate. I've always seen it as jealousy.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:34:56


At 18 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: Because they bore me and there's something just not quite right about them.

I WOULD go live in Canada, but I wouldn't want to go over there with no job to go into first. I also don't feel like the huge hassle of changing my country identitiy etc. though as much as I do like being English, to be honest, I don't think I really care for staying in here my whole life maybe a nice country like Canada might be a good option for the future.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:42:20


1. I live in Minnesota/North Dakota so its practically Canada
2. the Firearms laws are stupid as hell
3. use metric no thanks
4. cost of living there is a little bit more
5. taxes for dumbest things (US has it to)
6 the cost and taxes on alcohol is to fucking high
7. hospital waits are to long
8 Canada is practically france especially quebec
9. I don't want to live in a country that probably can't defend itself
10. I like living in a place where everyday you hear something new.

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:51:31


It's the 4th coldest place on earth...

plus seagull's feces-rain...

and polar bear... (I hate 'em)

tundras...

sissy immigrants...

No one wants to be there... Ooops, I'm already there!

Money business only, apparently...

Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:51:54


Because I like living in a country that allows me to protect myself instead of expecting me to rely on the police like some weakling. Knives and guns man.

Why don't you live in Canada?


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 22:55:44


At 1 hour ago, FairSquare wrote: Because i already live in Holland.

oh god, I'm so sorry.
Anyways, I kind of want to live in Canada for a bit, it does seem nice despite what my other half of me thinks.
But I don't want to leave my family.


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Response to Why don't you live in Canada? 2012-02-26 23:04:03


Ah damn I wish I lived in Canada. As soon as I turn 18 I'm packin up all my shit and moving to Canada. But I'll prolly bring my mum too 'cause she's kinda cool...she plays COD with me.


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