I'm just curious to why you don't live in Canada. I mean it is less crowded up here. The frozen air turns lots of us into strong people who can handle it unlike some Americans I know who can't stand +10 degree weather and bitch about it being too cold (lol sorry Richard)
We got a lot of beautiful scenery unlike where it's like building, building, cut down tree, factory, fat food joint, building, etc...
Our drinking age is lower so we can enjoy getting drunk that much quicker plus lots of our booze is cheap and tastes great!
Our dollar coin is pretty much on par (if not more) then your piece of paper dollar.
We actually got higher employment rates for people of EVERY culture.
We got the sweet ass northern lights that are fucking beautiful to see!
Our *ruler* is a women from across the pond who lets us do whatever the fuck we want unlike the guy you got.
We are more accepting of gay marriage unlike most of the states you guys got. Just ask Painbringer :3
We got hockey!!
Lots of women around Canada are open for *relationships* are less likely to dump you.
AND LASTLY....those women are super fucking hot unlike most of your plastic walking dolls.
So tell me why you don't live in this awesome place called Canada?