Not One, Not Two.. But Three
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THREE DOUBLED YOLKED EGGS, oh yes no shit, such a momentous occasion I photographed it, and then I thought fuck it I'll post it on the internet. So yeah, this is clearly a message from God or some shit because this is a 1 in 10 billion chance of happening. Look at the glorious eggs, they also helped cure my hangover.
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ONE TIME MY STRAWBERRY LOOKED LIKE TWO STRAWBERRIES
A text signature? Classy!
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That's a really ugly photo.
You should have documented this better.
nobody goes there anymore. its too popular.
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That's bound to give you cancer.
Three mutated chicken eggs? No, no. Certainly not.
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God saying the egg came before the chicken.
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WOAH! DO YOU KNOW THE ODDS OF HAVING TWINS 3 TIMES! YOU ARE LIKE OCTOMOM!
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At 7 minutes ago, Food-ness wrote: ONE TIME MY STRAWBERRY LOOKED LIKE TWO STRAWBERRIES
One time it looked like two cherries when I popped this girl's cherry.
She told me she was 18. I think she lied and/or was Asian.
I'm too gay for the Internet. Also, the Star Syndickate can suck my balls.
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I hate making eggs like that. I prefer omelette.
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Oh my god holy shit you are an amazing person for having this happen to you.
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Wow, that's weird, I've never even had one.
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WOW! You should scramble one of those for me!
Jah Bless.......
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Yeah, God is telling you to kill all the witches. Just follow the chicken, it will take you to them.
"Don't worry honey, I won't fall asleep on the toilet." - Elvis Presley
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Did you also get bacon with twice the cholesterol?
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At A few seconds ago, bukKkk wrote: Did you also get bacon with twice the cholesterol?
I got a sausage wrapped in bacon and dipped into the glorious pool of yolk as a matter of fact. I could hear my heart calling me a prick.
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I almost never find these in store-bought eggs, but I find they're fairly common in local farm eggs. Whatevs.
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Hangover? Maybe you were just seeing double!
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But do you know how to poach some eggs? I poached some eggs for the first time, and it looked heavenly.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
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That's a big eggy breakfast, I hope you ate it all.
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The eggs are mutating, eat them before they become humanoid chicken warriors and take over the world.
How does one sig?
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So, it's true that eggs are good for a hangover? I could never eat eggs hungover, though. I'd vomit right after taking a bite. I usually only eat jello, apple sauce, or rice in chicken broth.
At 2 hours ago, jjjkuk wrote: I hate making eggs like that. I prefer omelette.
I love omelettes, but folding them without breaking them can be tricky. I usually put in bell peppers, onions, ham, and cheddar. delish.
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Funny story, my friend was telling me how bad he wanted to see a dobule yolked egg and how rare they must be, so while I was maing an omlete, the first egg I broke open was dobule yolked. He about shit himself.
BUT WOW! Three in a row? Go play the lottery before the day's over!
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.







