I really don't feel like downloading a 64mb file just to watch Chris Chan shove cake in his ass, or whatever the fuck he did. Are these uploaded anywhere for streaming?
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At A few seconds ago, Stretchysumo wrote: I really don't feel like downloading a 64mb file just to watch Chris Chan shove cake in his ass, or whatever the fuck he did. Are these uploaded anywhere for streaming?
Not yet but I can upload it to youtube for you guys.
honestly, i dont want viruses..
but that is just me
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At 1 minute ago, tox wrote: honestly, i dont want viruses..
but that is just me
Is "eating a cake with his ass" code for "taking a shit" ?
Also, isn't he on trial for attempting to run down the Gamestop manager with his car or something?
At 38 seconds ago, benmitchell0036 wrote: Is "eating a cake with his ass" code for "taking a shit" ?
Also, isn't he on trial for attempting to run down the Gamestop manager with his car or something?
No, he's eating a cake with his ass.
Now why would anyone go and do that?
Alright, I downloaded it, and I'll sum it up for you guys.
It's actually a zip file consisting of about 13 videos.
The first one is just Chris reading some stupid poem he wrote for a girl or something.
The second one is him humping a blow-up doll. (lol)
The third video was the disgusting cake one where he shoves his ass in a cake. It's seriously one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
The fourth was probably the worst, at least to me. He pulls down his pants and shows, as he said his "cutie-mark" which wasn't really visible because of the dark camera and then he starts humping a blow-up doll and repeating in a very high pitched voice "WHO'S A BRONY? WHO'S A BRONY?" I really want to die right now.
The fifth was just a 5 second video of him showing his ass, gross, but nothing else really significant happens.
The sixth video was just him eating at a McDonald's with his mother and telling her she's pretty and stupid crap like that.
The seventh video was him dressed as a cheerleader with a skirt and everything doing a dumb cheer for someone named "Jackie" who's name has been said in quite a few of these videos some I'm assuming he/she's the one the videos were intended for.
The eight video was him dancing with the blow-up doll. I now realize the name is "Jackie-Pie" and I believe it is the "name" of his blow-up doll. Wtf.
The ninth video is him sitting on top of his car making out with the blow-up doll. More like eating her face though. Lol. Also, while he does this, "California Gurls" by Katy Perry is playing.
The tenth video is just him driving in the car saying he's driving somewhere to have a "good time" with Jackie. I'm assuming McDonald's or something. Short and pointless.
The eleventh video is him dancing in a blue tanktop and doing a strip dance. He eventually strips down to a "bra and bikini bottom". Thank god he didn't take the bottom part off. Horrible.
The twelfth video is him at a department store or something in a changing room dancing and shoving his fat disgusting ass in the camera. At least this time, thankfully, it is clothed.
The thirteenth video, the final one. This one is just him singing along to "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry. Thank god no stripping or ass-showing in this one.
Well I did it guys, I watched all of them. I think I deserve a fucking medal for doing so lol. But hopefully I can save some of you from these horrors. Don't download it or look at any of the video. I'm deleting it from my computer immeaditely.
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At 8 minutes ago, Bryan wrote: Alright, I downloaded it, and I'll sum it up for you guys.
Summarized ALL OF THE THINGS!
Why the fuck did I continue to read all of this this WHY?! FFFFUUUUUUUU
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I thank you for your sacrifice, Bryan.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't he suppose to be in Jail Already? There's no way he wanted to do something like that at first but it's probally something for him to do besides play video games, I don't Autism is worth the excuse to do retarded shit.
Chris Chan has gone completely mad now.
If any of you are interested in Chris Chan I'd recommend you go on 789chan.org/cwc and look at the thread with his Facebook statuses
He started wasting his time and money mass distributing these very awfully made 'The Game Place' propaganda things just to get back at Michael Snyder, and he still hasn't grown tired of the love signs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguTypiXqqY
ILLEGAL MARIJUANA RELATED ACTIVITIES
The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it
oh god he has finally gone insane.
he's just getting worse and worse each year.
ńęwgróuńdśęś ręśidęńt pątrićiąń
At 41 seconds ago, Kane-Farrell wrote: oh god he has finally gone insane.
he's just getting worse and worse each year.
Remember his video 'It's Cold'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguTypiXqqY
ILLEGAL MARIJUANA RELATED ACTIVITIES
The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it
At 39 minutes ago, Halberd wrote:At 41 seconds ago, Kane-Farrell wrote: oh god he has finally gone insane.Remember his video 'It's Cold'?
he's just getting worse and worse each year.
never heard of it.
just describe what happened in it, i don't want to burn my eyes out.
ńęwgróuńdśęś ręśidęńt pątrićiąń
At 1 hour ago, Kane-Farrell wrote:At 39 minutes ago, Halberd wrote:never heard of it.At 41 seconds ago, Kane-Farrell wrote: oh god he has finally gone insane.Remember his video 'It's Cold'?
he's just getting worse and worse each year.
just describe what happened in it, i don't want to burn my eyes out.
He does a bunch of posing in front of a camera in skimpy girls clothing outside. It's horrible, and hardly SFW but there's no nudity in it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DTSyvLvto
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
Oh god not chris-chan. That massively retarded ass.
At 9 hours ago, Asperchu wrote: He eats a cake with his ass (NSFW)
Are you the same guy who writes that Asperchu webcomic that mocks him?
If so, then I'm glad we have a celebrity here!
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
At 8 hours ago, Bryan wrote: The fourth was probably the worst, at least to me. He pulls down his pants and shows, as he said his "cutie-mark" which wasn't really visible because of the dark camera and then he starts humping a blow-up doll and repeating in a very high pitched voice "WHO'S A BRONY? WHO'S A BRONY?" I really want to die right now.
For fuck sake, dont tell me this loon has joined the herd because that would just ruin the community if we knew this weird fuck was in it.
Death cures a fool
Why the hell isn't this dude institutionalized yet?
I laugh at your sigs!
At 7 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote: For fuck sake, dont tell me this loon has joined the herd because that would just ruin the community if we knew this weird fuck was in it.
He already joined without being asked. Also, South Park already did it.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,
and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm actually curious to see this, commence download session now.
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suspected reasons for this recent "content" is
it was his birthday meaning he's finally the 30 year old virgin
chris started a lemonade stand http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/80275 the donation comment drove him to make more videos
if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad
At 13 hours ago, Ericho wrote:At 9 hours ago, Asperchu wrote: He eats a cake with his ass (NSFW)Are you the same guy who writes that Asperchu webcomic that mocks him?
If so, then I'm glad we have a celebrity here!
Unless there is evidence otherwise I would assume this Asperchu is also this chrischan. Who else would devote any time or energy toward this person?
At 1 minute ago, JBKalso wrote:At 13 hours ago, Ericho wrote:Unless there is evidence otherwise I would assume this Asperchu is also this chrischan. Who else would devote any time or energy toward this person?At 9 hours ago, Asperchu wrote: He eats a cake with his ass (NSFW)Are you the same guy who writes that Asperchu webcomic that mocks him?
If so, then I'm glad we have a celebrity here!
Chris Chan and Asperchu are definitely not the same person and Chris Chan is definitely not for real...there is a whole wiki about Chris Chan and the more you learn about Chris Chan the more you realize the sad truth that he is for real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguTypiXqqY
ILLEGAL MARIJUANA RELATED ACTIVITIES
The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it
It's great to know that even after all these years, Chris still hasn't learned a fucking thing.
Except now he seems to be getting worse and worse. Being an autistic virgin who draws terrible sonic comics is one thing, but now he's a cross-dressing thirty year old virgin and also a brony? What a disaster.
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He has a court date on April 7th in Charlottesville Virginia for felony hit and run and assaulting a peace officer.
As this is 2 hours drive away from my home, and I have day off from work, I will be happy to attend for you folks and to tell you how it went. Maybe even pictures.
At 1 minute ago, daethdrain wrote: Why do people pay still attention to this person?
Because he is a beacon of hope.
Hope for those who think, MAN, I AM SUCH A LOSER, GOD NO ONE ELSE COULD BE AS LOW AS I AM.
They take one look at this pathetic creature, and immediately brighten up.
Here's the article explaining shit.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date
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