ask me anything

[oldhotdog]

anything, im so fucking bored im gonna lose it

[TecNoir]

How many yottameters long is a planck?

[BubblyMac]

What is the speed of dark?

[GhostOfHalloween]

do you like skrillex

[Shade]

Who is my real dad?

[MistyEntertainment]

How is your sex life?

[TehPoptartKid]

2 plus 2 equals fish. Do you agree with that statement?

[Winrar1337]

Do you like BDSM?

[oldhotdog]

At 1 minute ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: 2 plus 2 equals fish. Do you agree with that statement?

somewhat...

[Zeppelyn]

Why haven't you called me back?

[Viper]

if one train leaves a station going 60 mph
and another train leaves a different station going 55 mph
and they are going down a straight track that is 200 miles long
what color is a chameleon in a room of mirrors?

[ttdub]

What would you do for a klondike bar??

[SansNumbers]

Is this reddit?

[BasedBubbus]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck couldn't get an erection?

[TheRainbowZilla]

What is your opinion on the war in Yugoslavia, Mr. President?

[Viper]

what happens to the world when i close the curtains

does it all just disappear

[BasedBubbus]

At A few seconds ago, Viper50 wrote: what happens to the world when i close the curtains

does it all just disappear

i got this one OP.

Much like the refrigerator/light scenario, everything dies and restocks when it is opened again.

[xSarCastiCx]

will I get laid this weekend?

[Viper]

At 13 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Viper50 wrote: what happens to the world when i close the curtains

does it all just disappear

i got this one OP.

Much like the refrigerator/light scenario, everything dies and restocks when it is opened again.

hmm seems legit
i actually tried testing out the refrigerator thing once
and i was sucked into a vortex of death
it was awful
it was full of Jehovah's Witnesses trying to preach the bible to me and angry Chinese people screaming at me and i tried telling them i didnt understand anything they were saying and they just kept screaming at me more and more

[BasedBubbus]

At 1 minute ago, Viper50 wrote:

At 13 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Viper50 wrote: what happens to the world when i close the curtains

does it all just disappear

i got this one OP.

Much like the refrigerator/light scenario, everything dies and restocks when it is opened again.

hmm seems legit
i actually tried testing out the refrigerator thing once
and i was sucked into a vortex of death
it was awful
it was full of Jehovah's Witnesses trying to preach the bible to me and angry Chinese people screaming at me and i tried telling them i didnt understand anything they were saying and they just kept screaming at me more and more

yeah that happened to me once. Did you have milk close to its expiration date? because the closer your dairy is to expiring the more violent the vortex seems to be. next time stock your fridge full of mountain dew and nothing else and then try it.

You should be in a land of frost and calmness for about 8 minutes.

[Viper]

At 7 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote: yeah that happened to me once. Did you have milk close to its expiration date? because the closer your dairy is to expiring the more violent the vortex seems to be. next time stock your fridge full of mountain dew and nothing else and then try it.

You should be in a land of frost and calmness for about 8 minutes.

yeah :(
oh no our milk is somewhat close to expiring D:
i should try that mountain dew thing...
even if it doesnt help id have A LOT of mountain dew

but wait
i have mountain dew in the fridge
im somewhat safe

for now...