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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 12:58 AM Reply

i wonder if asari's respond well to ass play


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 01:05 AM Reply

If she likes pokemon i'd fuck her all night long.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 01:08 AM Reply

If she likes pokemon i'd fuck her all night long.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 01:11 AM Reply

She looks like a 50 year old fish woman. So no.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 01:16 AM Reply

At 10 hours ago, tox wrote:
At 23 seconds ago, Chdonga wrote: Hell no.
I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick with a tentacle head and no ears.
think that every single nerve ending in your body lighting up in orgasm, it lasting for a moment and then it subsides.
a small price to pay for a funny kind of body
oh and btw if your getting layed by them, and their bodies except for their head is idolized at the prettiest kind of human female.. plus they live 1000 years, and they can heal your shit

I think they are adorable looking. And I would have no problem cuddling up with one or something, but having sex with one would be crossing the line.
I'm just not into the whole interspecies sex thing. Even if the rest of their body is humanoid, it would just be too freaky for me.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 01:30 AM Reply

sorry for double post
my internet is derping

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 01:32 AM Reply

Not THAT one. LOL, block-head

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 02:43 AM Reply

At 9 hours ago, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: That is a blue human with fleshy head flaps.

God some of the alien species design in games is bad.

Mass Effect is supposed to be a shoutout to 1980's sci fi. The cheesy neck-up aliens are part of that theme.

Anyway, no. This guy had sex with an asari, and look what happened to him.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 02:50 AM Reply

I'd have to see the rest of her body.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 02:54 AM Reply

I might fuck one if I'm drunk. Otherwise, no.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 06:06 AM Reply

Hello no. I would hit a martian!


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 06:14 AM Reply

At 17 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

No hair+no ears+ardat yakshi=No, I would not hit it.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 02:07 PM Reply

At 13 hours ago, mothballs wrote:
At 11 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?
And you call me fucked up for having sex with my girlfriend...

YOU are the fucked up one, my good sir.

When have I ever called anyone 'fucked up' for banging their girlfriend?


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 25th, 2012 @ 11:42 PM Reply

At 9 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: When have I ever called anyone 'fucked up' for banging their girlfriend?

You have, to me. Too bad you're too stupid to remember.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 26th, 2012 @ 12:54 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, mothballs wrote:
At 9 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: When have I ever called anyone 'fucked up' for banging their girlfriend?
You have, to me. Too bad you're too stupid to remember.

Oh look, a baseless accusation, finished off with an ad-hominem.

If you cannot back your accusation with proof, then do not make an accusation at all.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Feb. 26th, 2012 @ 03:04 AM Reply

Not the OP's one.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 10:23 AM Reply

At 2/24/12 12:51 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

I wouldn't touch Samara with a 60ft pole, Not even with gloves on. She looks like a pompus cunt constipated cunt. I would how ever, Hit up one of the cuter or hot ones. Liara has always been a favourite of mine. I wouldn't mind the scales or squid like head.

The fact that Liara has freckles I find adorable. I am a pretty open minded person though. If it were a real situation, I could definitely put my self into it.

If you are asking though, if I would chose asari over human, That would never be the case. Id take a hot blooded human female any day. <3 Humans FTW.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 10:42 AM Reply

I take it back I'd fuck the life out of Samara.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 05:44 PM Reply

Shadman certainly would, he features her in more than a few of his art pieces.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 05:53 PM Reply

At 2/24/12 12:52 PM, JBKalso wrote: Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.

Aliens, no.

Elves, z0MG YES.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 05:59 PM Reply

Fuck you man.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 06:29 PM Reply

At 2/24/12 12:51 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: You would hit it, wouldn't you?

is that even a real question???

why dont you just ask, are you gay or not ?


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 06:50 PM Reply

Of all the pictures of Samara out there, you chose the one that left out her massive tits. Good going.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 06:53 PM Reply

I suppose. They're obviously not as attractive as people though.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jun. 21st, 2012 @ 06:57 PM Reply

You need a strong stomach to hit that, but I would probably.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 12:46 AM Reply

At 6/21/12 05:53 PM, T3XT wrote:
At 2/24/12 12:52 PM, JBKalso wrote: Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.
Aliens, no.

Elves, z0MG YES.

THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUDE! AHAHAHAHA