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She looks like a 50 year old fish woman. So no.

At 10 hours ago, tox wrote:

At 23 seconds ago, Chdonga wrote: Hell no.
I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick with a tentacle head and no ears.

think that every single nerve ending in your body lighting up in orgasm, it lasting for a moment and then it subsides.
a small price to pay for a funny kind of body
oh and btw if your getting layed by them, and their bodies except for their head is idolized at the prettiest kind of human female.. plus they live 1000 years, and they can heal your shit

I think they are adorable looking. And I would have no problem cuddling up with one or something, but having sex with one would be crossing the line.
I'm just not into the whole interspecies sex thing. Even if the rest of their body is humanoid, it would just be too freaky for me.

At 9 hours ago, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: That is a blue human with fleshy head flaps.

God some of the alien species design in games is bad.

Mass Effect is supposed to be a shoutout to 1980's sci fi. The cheesy neck-up aliens are part of that theme.

Anyway, no. This guy had sex with an asari, and look what happened to him.

I'd have to see the rest of her body.

I might fuck one if I'm drunk. Otherwise, no.

Hello no. I would hit a martian!

At 17 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

No hair+no ears+ardat yakshi=No, I would not hit it.

At 13 hours ago, mothballs wrote:

At 11 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

And you call me fucked up for having sex with my girlfriend...

YOU are the fucked up one, my good sir.

When have I ever called anyone 'fucked up' for banging their girlfriend?

At 9 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: When have I ever called anyone 'fucked up' for banging their girlfriend?

You have, to me. Too bad you're too stupid to remember.

At 1 hour ago, mothballs wrote:

At 9 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: When have I ever called anyone 'fucked up' for banging their girlfriend?

You have, to me. Too bad you're too stupid to remember.

Oh look, a baseless accusation, finished off with an ad-hominem.

If you cannot back your accusation with proof, then do not make an accusation at all.

Not the OP's one.

Not into milfs, so no matriarchs. But a nice 100-year-old? Hell yeah!

Shadman certainly would, he features her in more than a few of his art pieces.

At 2/24/12 12:52 PM, JBKalso wrote: Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.

Aliens, no.

Elves, z0MG YES.

Fuck you man.

At 2/24/12 12:51 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: You would hit it, wouldn't you?

is that even a real question???

why dont you just ask, are you gay or not ?

Of all the pictures of Samara out there, you chose the one that left out her massive tits. Good going.

I suppose. They're obviously not as attractive as people though.

You need a strong stomach to hit that, but I would probably.