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Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 12:51:18 Reply

I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

Would you have sex with an Asari?


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 12:52:48 Reply

Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 12:55:22 Reply

At A few seconds ago, ModernPatriot wrote: I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

... Not unless they look like a cartoon or look like this here http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bigcman321/the-asari-can-
do-it

I don't like those weird things that sort of grown from her forehead almost reaching back to her head.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 12:58:23 Reply

At 1 minute ago, argile wrote: ... Not unless they look like a cartoon or look like this here http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bigcman321/the-asari-can-
do-it
I don't like those weird things that sort of grown from her forehead almost reaching back to her head.

Tentacles is what you're looking for. They're called tentacles.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:03:58 Reply

Assuming we lived in a fantasy world where Asari existed :
Asari's in general, yes. Samara the Justicar, the one you put in the picture, hell no.

The only downside would be that if a human were to marry an Asari, humans live for roughly 70-90 years on average, Asari live roughly 1000 years on average.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:13:31 Reply

At A few seconds ago, BareNakedMike wrote: Jaw too wide, wouldn't hit.

How about this one?

Would you have sex with an Asari?


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:14:51 Reply

Having sex with Samara would literally kill you.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:18:31 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, BumFodder wrote: Having sex with Samara would literally kill you.

I thought that it was just her daughters that had that disease.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:25:11 Reply

Asari are too squishy, where are you supposed to get a good grip?


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:28:15 Reply

HMM YEAH!

But I bet they prefer the krogans and their massive alien dongs and 2 pairs of bollocks


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:32:45 Reply

I thought you said an Atari.

I would rather have sex with an Atari than this.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:35:09 Reply

At 8 minutes ago, BareNakedMike wrote: No ears, 1/10

But none of them have ears.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:37:46 Reply

is it just me, or do they look like disformed twi'leks?


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:40:16 Reply

At 27 minutes ago, BareNakedMike wrote: Jaw too wide, wouldn't hit.

I happen to find women that don't look like schoolgirls attractive, but even then... this is a bright blue chick with tentacles in her damn head. And she's the product of some perverted designer's imagination.

That's not exactly attractive.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:50:29 Reply

At 32 minutes ago, BumFodder wrote: Having sex with Samara would literally kill you.

Samara wouldn't kill you, but the Ardat Yakshi is in her Genetics, causing Morinth and the rest of her daughters to kill you if you have sex with them.

I can just nerd out about Mass Effect Lore all day long.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 13:51:15 Reply

you dont hit that, its a mind meld thing


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 14:06:08 Reply

At 12 minutes ago, tox wrote: you dont hit that, its a mind meld thing

Nope, I'm not talking about making babies, I'm just talking about sex. You can have constant unprotected sex with an Asari without making a baby.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 14:13:16 Reply

I'd tap that... In the name of science!


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 14:15:35 Reply

At 7 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 12 minutes ago, tox wrote: you dont hit that, its a mind meld thing
Nope, I'm not talking about making babies, I'm just talking about sex. You can have constant unprotected sex with an Asari without making a baby.

i hit that like a strength test at a carnival


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 14:24:36 Reply

Hell no.
I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick with a tentacle head and no ears.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 14:28:57 Reply

At 23 seconds ago, Chdonga wrote: Hell no.
I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick with a tentacle head and no ears.

think that every single nerve ending in your body lighting up in orgasm, it lasting for a moment and then it subsides.
a small price to pay for a funny kind of body
oh and btw if your getting layed by them, and their bodies except for their head is idolized at the prettiest kind of human female.. plus they live 1000 years, and they can heal your shit


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 14:33:56 Reply

I'll pass. I have thing for human girls.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 15:06:28 Reply

Haha, get a load of everyone trying to be cool saying they'd only bang human chicks. Give me a break. Asaris have titties and vaginas, feminine human-looking faces, and smooth skin. That's all that matters.

If they were real, yeah, I would. Even a ugly old bitch like Samara. Their whole entire species is dedicated to being sluts really, and I bet their mind-melding thing they do with their partners is some intense shit.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 15:17:33 Reply

That thing looks like a zora but a lot more realistic.

I would probably grill it.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 17:05:37 Reply

Bald girls are a turn-off for me and these things are pretty close to that.


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 17:12:47 Reply

At 4 hours ago, JBKalso wrote: Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 17:28:25 Reply

That is a blue human with fleshy head flaps.

God some of the alien species design in games is bad.

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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-24 17:34:03 Reply

Well Asaris are well known to have sexual intercourse with anyone, so yeah why the fuck not?


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-25 00:50:27 Reply

If I was pathetic enough to have a waifu then Liara wud be my waifu


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Response to Would you have sex with an Asari? 2012-02-25 00:51:22 Reply

At 11 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

And you call me fucked up for having sex with my girlfriend...

YOU are the fucked up one, my good sir.