Would you have sex with an Asari?

[ModernPatriot]

I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

[JBKalso]

Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.

[argile]

At A few seconds ago, ModernPatriot wrote: I've just started playing the Mass Effect series, and I think I've found my new fetish.

NB4 someone says this goes in the video game forum:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mass+effect+books

You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

... Not unless they look like a cartoon or look like this here http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bigcman321/the-asari-can-
do-it
I don't like those weird things that sort of grown from her forehead almost reaching back to her head.

[ModernPatriot]

At 1 minute ago, argile wrote: ... Not unless they look like a cartoon or look like this here http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bigcman321/the-asari-can-
do-it
I don't like those weird things that sort of grown from her forehead almost reaching back to her head.

Tentacles is what you're looking for. They're called tentacles.

[explodingbunnies]

Assuming we lived in a fantasy world where Asari existed :
Asari's in general, yes. Samara the Justicar, the one you put in the picture, hell no.

The only downside would be that if a human were to marry an Asari, humans live for roughly 70-90 years on average, Asari live roughly 1000 years on average.

[ModernPatriot]

At A few seconds ago, BareNakedMike wrote: Jaw too wide, wouldn't hit.

How about this one?

[BumFodder]

Having sex with Samara would literally kill you.

[ModernPatriot]

At 2 minutes ago, BumFodder wrote: Having sex with Samara would literally kill you.

I thought that it was just her daughters that had that disease.

[Skwurll]

Asari are too squishy, where are you supposed to get a good grip?

[MrPercie]

HMM YEAH!

But I bet they prefer the krogans and their massive alien dongs and 2 pairs of bollocks

[OctopusSandwich]

I thought you said an Atari.

I would rather have sex with an Atari than this.

[ModernPatriot]

At 8 minutes ago, BareNakedMike wrote: No ears, 1/10

But none of them have ears.

[zag]

is it just me, or do they look like disformed twi'leks?

[Lintire]

At 27 minutes ago, BareNakedMike wrote: Jaw too wide, wouldn't hit.

I happen to find women that don't look like schoolgirls attractive, but even then... this is a bright blue chick with tentacles in her damn head. And she's the product of some perverted designer's imagination.

That's not exactly attractive.

[explodingbunnies]

At 32 minutes ago, BumFodder wrote: Having sex with Samara would literally kill you.

Samara wouldn't kill you, but the Ardat Yakshi is in her Genetics, causing Morinth and the rest of her daughters to kill you if you have sex with them.

I can just nerd out about Mass Effect Lore all day long.

[tox]

you dont hit that, its a mind meld thing

[ModernPatriot]

At 12 minutes ago, tox wrote: you dont hit that, its a mind meld thing

Nope, I'm not talking about making babies, I'm just talking about sex. You can have constant unprotected sex with an Asari without making a baby.

[Mismo]

I'd tap that... In the name of science!

[tox]

At 7 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 12 minutes ago, tox wrote: you dont hit that, its a mind meld thing

Nope, I'm not talking about making babies, I'm just talking about sex. You can have constant unprotected sex with an Asari without making a baby.

i hit that like a strength test at a carnival

[Chdonga]

Hell no.
I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick with a tentacle head and no ears.

[tox]

At 23 seconds ago, Chdonga wrote: Hell no.
I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick with a tentacle head and no ears.

think that every single nerve ending in your body lighting up in orgasm, it lasting for a moment and then it subsides.
a small price to pay for a funny kind of body
oh and btw if your getting layed by them, and their bodies except for their head is idolized at the prettiest kind of human female.. plus they live 1000 years, and they can heal your shit

[darksraptor]

I'll pass. I have thing for human girls.

[Rallard]

Haha, get a load of everyone trying to be cool saying they'd only bang human chicks. Give me a break. Asaris have titties and vaginas, feminine human-looking faces, and smooth skin. That's all that matters.

If they were real, yeah, I would. Even a ugly old bitch like Samara. Their whole entire species is dedicated to being sluts really, and I bet their mind-melding thing they do with their partners is some intense shit.

[ZagmenO]

That thing looks like a zora but a lot more realistic.

I would probably grill it.

[kmau]

Bald girls are a turn-off for me and these things are pretty close to that.

[SpamOfCan]

At 4 hours ago, JBKalso wrote: Hell no. I don't do aliens or elves.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

[Tott]

That is a blue human with fleshy head flaps.

God some of the alien species design in games is bad.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Well Asaris are well known to have sexual intercourse with anyone, so yeah why the fuck not?

[Halberd]

If I was pathetic enough to have a waifu then Liara wud be my waifu

[mothballs]

At 11 hours ago, ModernPatriot wrote: You would hit it, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

And you call me fucked up for having sex with my girlfriend...

YOU are the fucked up one, my good sir.