Stupidest reason for Suspension?

[Wegra]

You know I look back on my highschool life an realize wow there was a lot of stupid shit going on and I just didn't give enough shits to notice it. One of those things is being suspended for the most ludicrous reasons. Maybe it had to do with a harmless drawing of a dick? Or perhaps a joke that some asshole got offended and told on you?

As for me no I haven't been suspended but I did get detention for not doing homework so many times.

[saqwert]

Texting

I'm still mad. I'm going to start some shit after school ends

[tox]

i remember back in middle and grade school.. i blew holes in the ground with explosives, made fire balls, threw snow balls and rocks, got in fights, rallied a 4-5 grade army into a snow war against a set of other 4-5 graders, lit people on fire, knocked people out, almost broke a kids neck, fire bombed a honey bee hive, stole pop, backpacks, teacher keys, gym equipment, and lunches, wrote profanity on walls and death threats on desks, bribed teachers and slashed tires, OH and i made a potato cannon that i put a 2 inch round ball of duck tape into a kids head at 256 yards and knocked him out cold

good times..
only got suspended for 15-16 days i think
good times too

[VsynthGt]

back in the super early days of camera phones my school took a shit fit over the fact that i would bring a pervert device to school, did i use the 0.2 mega pixle camera? no, my phone simply had a camera and they flipped out.

i was suspended for 5 days and subsiquently when i told them to fuck off and that i need my only comunication device because my dad was in the hospital i was suspended again for 10 days,

then I still brought it to class and one day i got THE CALL and was so glad i could make it to the hospital before it happned...

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I've only been suspended once, when I was about 12. I was being bullied pretty bad for about a year, and I finally turned around and punched one of them in the nose as hard I could.

so worth it

[tox]

At A few seconds ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I've only been suspended once, when I was about 12. I was being bullied pretty bad for about a year, and I finally turned around and punched one of them in the nose as hard I could.

so worth it

a few kids here called me a pussy for that kind of thing yesterday..
fight the power cookies, fight the power

[Skaren]

My friend got a five day suspension for punching a window, and it didn't even break. It's not that bad of a reason, but one day would've made more sense, one kid had a knife in school and he only got one day of suspension, even though in the rulebook it says the minimum for a weapon in school is five days.

[AutumnalEquinox]

I got suspended for a day last month because I was defending my personal property with my fists.

[kiljoy96]

I have a clean disciplinary record.

[kazumazkan]

i think i heard someone got suspended for bringing there own lunch to school

[cATbYtE]

I got suspended from school for having my friend's back when some asshole got in his face
I was given a 2 day suspension for telling a teacher to piss off when he made a remark i felt was rude and uncalled for, The guy called me uneducated and i have no place in school whatsoever and to go back to preschool so i can learn everything all over again.

[dlxrevolution]

I got suspended for shooting paper hornets.

[Sword-of-Kings]

I got ISS last year for yelling "I'm so sick of going to the fucking office every god damn motherfucking day!!" after I was told to go to the office before 1st hour.

[Skaren]

At 1 minute ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: I got ISS last year for yelling "I'm so sick of going to the fucking office every god damn motherfucking day!!" after I was told to go to the office before 1st hour.

Are you kidding? If we're counting ISS, I got it one day for saying "screw you." What a joke, one of my teachers says "screw you" to her husband in front of the class sometimes.

[AmpdVodka]

I got suspended because I pushed some lad down a hill and he hit a small year 7 girl and snapped her ankle

[steph2568]

I've never gotten suspended, but I know many who have for violating the dress code in my school.
And by violating, I mean wearing a hoodie or sweater.

[nainodnarB]

I got an F in Art for drawing in class. Oh the irony.

[SnoopyChicken]

This isn't a stupid reason but a guy in my science class got suspended for starting an acid fight by squirting a pipette full of it at someone, it was proper funny though.
I guess the stuff they give you at high school must be very diluted because I got it on my hands all the time and it did fuck all..

[InsertFunnyUserName]

I've never gotten suspended personally (in part because my school is pretty lenient and it takes serious stupidity and/or effort to get suspended), but my sister has this one story where she got her schedule confused and accidentally missed a class because she thought she had lunch. She got detention for I forget how long, but it was twice as long as the girl with whom she was having detention, who was there because she set a desk on fire.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

Killed a man.

[glovia1]

I've never been suspended either, but I was threatened to be suspended by the vice principal for wearing a fox tail. I am still pissed at her for not letting me to have my own style...fucking bitch

[Vorlek]

I was suspended once, because me and a friend figured out a loophole in the IT network, that let us get administrators read/write permissions on all the network drives. No exe's or anything of use could be run from stuff regular users have access to, so we put cs 1.6 and a few other games on one of the servers. LAN party every lunch time for around a month, then we got caught, and got a 1 day suspension (parents still dont know, lol, please dont tell them, eventough it was over 4 years ago). Funny thing was, during that day, i completed all my ICT coursework with my 'learning manager thing' which otherwise i would have failed.
Also, a friend got banned from the IT network for a few months for watching a video of a game during lunch over someones shoulder.
I miss having a IT network to piss around with :(

[Conal]

To make the road feel smoother.

[platypuspwn]

I screamed the "n-word" really loud.

[dathmaster]

Recently, I got a detention for simultaneously flicking my nipples, I mean, I understand that it was wrong of me to flick my nipples while inside of a chapel, but really, a detention?

[mandog]

Primary school:
- 1 day - Girl stabbed me with a sharp ruler so I punched her in the face, she was out cold.
-Another 1 day- Everyone in a class above me ganged up on me and called me a the N word, I beat them all up and started writing death threats and daily beatings to them.

High school:
So many, here is the stupidest:
5 Kids who where in 6 form (18+) started beating up this one kid with autism (about 13) so I got a bat and knocked 4 of them out cold, the other one ran.

1 week suspension, fucking rude, everyone else got off scot-free, kid with autism...died... :(

[Sectus]

I'm too much of a pacifist to get into fights and shit, so I've only been suspended once. It was a one day suspension because I had too many tardies, and I had called one of my teachers a name at some point.

[ottermaniac]

Back when I had to put up with school, some guy with an attention disorder bit my arm and took a chunk out of it. He got suspended for quite some time.

[SneakyGameBoy]

My friend got suspended for doing a hand gun. They said it counts as a "gang gesture".

[ota1con]

Here is one of my funny suspension stories..

At my elementary school, there were these double doors near the back of the school that most of the kids would use to exit

or enter the building. One day my friends and I got out about 10 minutes early before school let out. We got the bright idea to

take hockey sticks and slide them through the handles of the double door, making it impossible to open. Once school let out

for the rest of the kids, we had about 200 angry raging kids trapped in the school rocking the door trying to get out. For about

5 minutes we stood outside the door and laughed as kids crammed at the door trying to get out. Since we stuck around

and laughed the teachers knew it was use who did. We got suspended for a couple days and the Chief fire fighter had to

come talk to us and give us a lecture because there could have been a fire and the kids would have been trapped.