At 15 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: I don't think masturbating with a carrot is possible.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
I'm glad I'm male. I don't really want to be a woman, and I most certainly won't become a transgender.
Plus, I'm 6'4. Being a woman that tall would be weird.
At A few seconds ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: Plus, I'm 6'4. Being a woman that tall would be weird.
Supermodel.
Hell no I don't wanna be a girl. I pee standing up, don't get periods or have to give birth.
At 1 hour ago, JBKalso wrote: Not sure how to answer this. Sometimes wish I were just a dude. Seems so easy and lazy.
Please explain to me what the fuck you're talking about.
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
At 9 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:At A few seconds ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: Plus, I'm 6'4. Being a woman that tall would be weird.Supermodel.
D'awwww
In all reality though, I would still be one fuck ugly woman.
At 20 seconds ago, ModernPatriot wrote:At 1 hour ago, JBKalso wrote: Not sure how to answer this. Sometimes wish I were just a dude. Seems so easy and lazy.Please explain to me what the fuck you're talking about.
He/She is saying it doesn't know how to answer because it is a hermaphrodite. Sometimes it wishes it was a dude, because it's easier to imagine itself with a dangly shlong rather a gaping hole leading into in ones abdomen.
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.
I actually wanted to be a guy when I was 12.
LIKE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
At 3 minutes ago, MiloBasex wrote:
He/She is saying it doesn't know how to answer because it is a hermaphrodite. Sometimes it wishes it was a dude, because it's easier to imagine itself with a dangly shlong rather a gaping hole leading into in ones abdomen.
I'm not a hermaphrodite and you're really mean for no reason.
No and no. I'm just following OEM guidelines myself.
However, when I was of a younger age, I was very jealous of how many types of orgasms women can have (3).
It's amazing and heart warming to see how a woman responds to having a full-on clitoral orgasm for the first time.
They scream. They can not help it. And after they've shot their load (scientists and veterinarians alike still can't figure out where this jizz comes from), it's like a guy spunking for the first time, only way cooler! "No, I don't wanna cuddle! Keep your penis away from me... I feel all itchy!" After that, they're your slaves :3
[If any of my female acquaintances at NG's read this.... LOLZarz, big time :P]
Now building Vault 101, reverse engineered from yesterdays technology.. or I could ignore it, and let you figure it out |:
At 19 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:At 3 minutes ago, MiloBasex wrote:I'm not a hermaphrodite and you're really mean for no reason.
He/She is saying it doesn't know how to answer because it is a hermaphrodite. Sometimes it wishes it was a dude, because it's easier to imagine itself with a dangly shlong rather a gaping hole leading into in ones abdomen.
Welcome to Newgrounds!
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
At 14 seconds ago, jjjkuk wrote:At 19 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:I'm not a hermaphrodite and you're really mean for no reason.Welcome to Newgrounds!
I know right.
Let's see... If I were female, I'd have to put up with PMS and menstruation, the chance of getting pregnant with sex (not like I'd ever be lucky enough to have that in any form), and I'd have to give a lot more of a shit about my appearance than I do now. Oh, and assuming my objects of sexual desire weren't flipped as well, I'd be transformed from a straight man into a lesbian and thus have to worry about all those LGBT issues which I, as a heterosexual, can currently just ignore. So when I really think about it... I'm much happier as a guy.
Only to wear skirts and no panties, and catch people's reactions to seeing a disgusting hairy bloody vagina.
So I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman...
I could never be your woman...
I'm sorry. It demanded to be done.
well I used to when I was a kid, but then I learned the painful thing the women do that changed my mind.. "Giving birth"
At 9 hours ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I actually wanted to be a guy when I was 12.
Why? You'd miss out bleeding out of your vagina and getting a baby through there.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
3 things.
childbirth `PAINFUL
Periods `PAINFUL
and tits which hurt your fucking back, `ALSO FUCKING PAINFUL
You do not want to be a girl.
At 13 hours ago, FanOfNewG wrote: Yes, for only 1 reason: multiple orgasms.
I come once and I need some rest.
how can anyone can come more than once in under an hour is beyond me, yet females can come more than once while they come, i mean, WTF?
So you're saying that guys can't have multiple orgasms? Fuck, I'm a degenerate.
I wouldn't want to deal with having a period every month.
I can get the impulse that I want to be a woman, but when I think about it I can't see any benefits. As of now I'm a white male living in Sweden one the world countries with best welfare in general amongst all the people (possibly the best). So yeah I'm pretty happy with my gender.
#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014
At 1 minute ago, Mismo wrote: I can get the impulse that I want to be a woman, but when I think about it I can't see any benefits. As of now I'm a white male living in Sweden one the world countries with best welfare in general amongst all the people (possibly the best). So yeah I'm pretty happy with my gender.
Denmark is number 1 in welfare, Sweden is number 7 ;)
I would enjoy being a girl to masturbate to myself in a mirror.
People would stop irritating me on video games and always take my side in an argument!
it may just be stupid litttle kids but hell, its better than them insulting and saying "Umad?"
Death cures a fool
At 1 minute ago, MrPercie wrote: People would stop irritating me on video games and always take my side in an argument!
it may just be stupid litttle kids but hell, its better than them insulting and saying "Umad?"
Why would you want people to stop irritating you on video games? Makes it all the more sweet when you pound their asses.
At 6 minutes ago, Inquisitorical-Lad wrote:At 1 minute ago, Mismo wrote: I can get the impulse that I want to be a woman, but when I think about it I can't see any benefits. As of now I'm a white male living in Sweden one the world countries with best welfare in general amongst all the people (possibly the best). So yeah I'm pretty happy with my gender.Denmark is number 1 in welfare, Sweden is number 7 ;)
It's the typical Swedish way, not having to much or to little. Just the right amount to get by. Sweden is the manifestation of modesty.
#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014
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