Don't you ever wish you were a girl

[Asperchu]

I mean all you'd have to do to pleasure yourself is get a carrot and some lube which can be bought at your local supermarket and you wouldn't have to go into a sex toy shop and look like a sick fuck but than again even if you did and got sawn by other people everyone would try to get with you so what's the point of masturbating in the first place? I guess this is why girls are called sluts and guys are called players, girls can get with anyone and guys have to work for it.

[choov]

Only for the attention.

[Squidbit]

At A few seconds ago, Asperchu wrote: I mean all you'd have to do to pleasure yourself is get a carrot and some lube

Why the lube? Am I an old woman?

Also, sometimes, but then I remember girls have periods so I'm glad I'm a guy.

[BasedBubbus]

yeah sometimes i envy girls because of masturbation but then i remember women are inferior physically and mentally, so you know it'll be allllright man.

[Squidbit]

At A few seconds ago, daethdrain wrote: I'm glad with whatever gender I am.

You mean you don't know?

[GeneralJ]

I'm both. Fuck you.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

I use to want to know how it felt to have gigantic boobs, but i'd rather be inside a chick than BE A CHICK any day.

Luv your caulk SWAg

[CritcalOne]

I only want it because you dont need to watch porn to masturbate without it taking years for an orgasm.

Just grab a round ended thing and start pumping.

[Boomstick]

Not really, it's fun to imagine though

[Zeppelyn]

At 1 hour ago, Asperchu wrote: I mean all you'd have to do to pleasure yourself is get a carrot and some lube which can be bought at your local supermarket

I'm pretty sure most girls masturbate just with their fingers on their clit, easiest and most pleasurable way.

[Carmilla]

At 11 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm pretty sure most girls masturbate just with their fingers on their clit, easiest and most pleasurable way.

Just because that's how they show it in pornos doesn't mean it's real. Most women use vibrators. Ask around. For the average woman fingers aren't going to accomplish much.

[Zeppelyn]

At A few seconds ago, Carmilla wrote:

At 11 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm pretty sure most girls masturbate just with their fingers on their clit, easiest and most pleasurable way.

Just because that's how they show it in pornos doesn't mean it's real. Most women use vibrators. Ask around. For the average woman fingers aren't going to accomplish much.

I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.

[Finalfina]

At 1 hour ago, Squidbit wrote:
Also, sometimes, but then I remember girls have periods so I'm glad I'm a guy.

Pretty much this.

[poinl]

never, i never want to be a woman

[Carmilla]

At A few seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.

Most females I know don't get any pleasure out of their fingers/hand. They need battery-operated assistance. Are you speaking in terms of stimulation or actual orgasm?

[BasedBubbus]

At 51 seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote:

I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.

Well step out of the fucking stone age, and drop some change for a vibrator.

[Zeppelyn]

At A few seconds ago, Carmilla wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.

Most females I know don't get any pleasure out of their fingers/hand. They need battery-operated assistance. Are you speaking in terms of stimulation or actual orgasm?

Really? I'm talking about orgasm, that's how I've always done it. I've used vibrating objects before and it's too intense for me.

[Carmilla]

At 33 seconds ago, MiloBased wrote: Well step out of the fucking stone age, and drop some change for a vibrator.

Hey, if her fingers float her boat then why dish out good money on something she doesn't need? More power to her.

[Carmilla]

At A few seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote: Really? I'm talking about orgasm, that's how I've always done it. I've used vibrating objects before and it's too intense for me.

Aaaaah, that explains it. You are easily stimulated - which can be good AND bad. Makes sense.

[ohbombuh]

I'm happy with what little physical strength I have, thanks.

Also, haven't you heard of castration anxiety?

[steph2568]

Yea, it's pretty awesome.

[JBKalso]

Not sure how to answer this. Sometimes wish I were just a dude. Seems so easy and lazy.

[FanOfNewG]

Yes, for only 1 reason: multiple orgasms.
I come once and I need some rest.
how can anyone can come more than once in under an hour is beyond me, yet females can come more than once while they come, i mean, WTF?

[Skaren]

At 3 hours ago, choov wrote: Only for the attention.

This is quite possibly one of the best posts I've ever seen from a -100 poster.

[Entice]

Well as a man all I need is my hand so I don't know what your point is about the carrot.

And yeah, I wish that I was a girl a lot of the time.

[HipnikDragomir]

Sometimes. I'd be nice not having to deal with this package I carry around.

[Blazejsg]

I don't think masturbating with a carrot is possible.
if it is then you would be one sick girl.
I mean come on it's a vegetable.
:c..

[Dabus]

I am a girl.

[FurryFox]

I would only want to be a chick for the lesbian action, plus women are more open with women.

Fun times ahead!

[dlxrevolution]

Fuck no. I like being the alpha male.

Wit my big ass dick.