I Hate My Fucking Neighbors

[BasedBubbus]

My mom's friend moved next door to us and her and her family won't stop coming over here. They just show up announced and sit down and demand food. There's 2 here now one showed up 10 minutes after the other and now they're watching sports.

I just took my laptop and went into my room, wait they just left now and my mother is complaing about how hungry they are.

They are male and black(just some fyi, no racist yo).

How do I stop this before it gets out of hand?

[MaartenC]

Play loud music, that'll teach them!

[Blazejsg]

So they're like technically invading your house?

[Piggler]

This ought to keep 'em away

[satanbrain]

Put laxatives in their food. At least they'll be confined in the bathroom.

[Piggler]

At 14 minutes ago, Piggler wrote: This ought to keep 'em away

fuck

[Thegluestickman]

At 41 seconds ago, satanbrain wrote: Put laxatives in their food. At least they'll be confined in the bathroom.

Or glass, problem solved!

[doom9125]

At 30 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote: My mom's friend moved next door to us and her and her family won't stop coming over here. They just show up announced and sit down and demand food. There's 2 here now one showed up 10 minutes after the other and now they're watching sports.

I just took my laptop and went into my room, wait they just left now and my mother is complaing about how hungry they are.

They are male and black(just some fyi, no racist yo).

How do I stop this before it gets out of hand?

Just tell them to respect our privacy and if that doesn't work, tell them that you're cousin is a cop and will not like your mooching.

[ota1con]

Cut out some eye holes in one of your white pillow cases, and then wear it on your head next time you're all hanging out in the living room watching TV. That'll learn em'.

[Gyopi]

Challenge them to a rap battle.

[TehPoptartKid]

I got two tips for that.

One: Go out and do something till they leave. Go to the mall or something

Two: Get your own apartment or house, and you'll never have to deal with rude guests ever again. You would be the king of your own castle! Imagine it. You can say no to anyone who wants to come inside your house or say yes if you want to do a party or something fancy like that.

My two cents

[ashett]

Burn a cross on their lawn. That'll teach em.

[Viktor]

Uhhh...

Do the same shit they do to her, to them?