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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 05:30 PM Reply

At 6 minutes ago, ChamberPot wrote:
At 16 minutes ago, Lagetar wrote: I read most of the replies and I must say that you're all virgins.
Virgin.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 05:32 PM Reply

At 11 hours ago, BizzarroPMP wrote: and maybe spit one of my better pieces.

Don't do that. Just go for coffee first, and ask her if she likes poetry. If she says yes then tell her about the open mic night, and ask her to come along, as you're performing. Don't just take her there first thing, because then you'll look like a complete showoff prick.

That is if she agrees to come.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 05:51 PM Reply

I didn't meet a cute girl today.

Fuck you OP.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 05:55 PM Reply

So I'm going to go back there around this time everyday, looking nice, and try to start a conversation, and somehow try to show her I'm not stupid. :PPP

What have I got to lose, right?

So any thoughts or helpful tips, NG?

Maybe not everyday. That could come off as creepy but good luck! :D

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 06:36 PM Reply

Take a trenchcoat and whip out your junk as soon as you come in.
Success guaranteed.


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 08:13 PM Reply

At 8 hours ago, Timmy wrote:
At 5 hours ago, BizzarroPMP wrote: so I have a chance to look cool, and maybe spit one of my better pieces.
Isn't it a little cheesy to bring your date to a poetry jam just so you can show off your poet skills in front of her?

I like the idea of taking her there, but unless someone requests that you perform I would just hang out in the audience.

I second this one. Obviously if you take her there, she may talk about poetry and ask you if you are into it etc. otherwise probalby best not to go for it on that first date.
Genning up on buddhism wouldn't go amiss, but admit that you don't know much- showing that you looked into it for her sake is flattering, but don't go too far.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 08:31 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.

this

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:05 PM Reply

At 4 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.

oh man, this.

how mush longer do you think it will be before we start seeing threads where some guy tells us about the time he practically jizzed in his pants because somebody who looked like a cute girl from 100ft away looked not necessarily right at them but in their general direction, and he's like "SOME GIRL LOOKED AT ME!! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!!! SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME!!!""?

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:09 PM Reply

And you're asking BBS this...


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:11 PM Reply

That's the worst strategy I've ever seen when it comes to pursuing a girl in terms of romantic interest I've ever seen. Treating a woman as if she's worth more than she actually is is absolutely guaranteed to get you in the friend or creeper zone.

Why the fuck should he spend money on her when he's getting nothing in return just for the sake of doing it?

I've been with my girlfriend a year and I've never had to do all that to get a girl, if that's required then fuck her.

Oh yeah? It worked for me, and I have a GF now. Say it again? What doesn't work?

Seriously, what is up with people today and their soap boxes saying everything is boo and bad and stuff.


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:29 PM Reply

At 16 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:
Oh yeah? It worked for me, and I have a GF now. Say it again? What doesn't work?

Seriously, what is up with people today and their soap boxes saying everything is boo and bad and stuff.

Yes, because obviously it will work with every other girl on the planet.

Great way to generalize jackass.


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 4 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.
oh man, this.

80% of NG users feel after talking to a girl.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:36 PM Reply


Yes, because obviously it will work with every other girl on the planet.

Great way to generalize jackass.

Call me a jackass one more time, and I'm reporting you. Knock it off


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:39 PM Reply

At 5 hours ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Be a freakin gentlemen, and be nice all day long for her no matter what. Do this, and she'll be more than just friends in less than two hours.

Bullshit. Be a badass: chicks dig badasses.

I am the living embodiment of a gentleman, and all I get is rejection after rejection. Then they date complete douchebags, and when those relationships fail, they come back complaining about how they "never meet a nice guy."

I'm like, "BEEEEEEEEEETCH! I've been here the whole time!"

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:42 PM Reply

At 3 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:

Yes, because obviously it will work with every other girl on the planet.

Great way to generalize jackass.
Call me a jackass one more time, and I'm reporting you. Knock it off

Oh yeah, me busting your logic should result in a report against me. Quit being such a little baby.


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 19th, 2012 @ 09:50 PM Reply

You're working too hard at this. Go for a girl that pursues you, but I'm really lazy.


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 02:08 AM Reply

I love how my point from the first page was proven 100% accurate.

Every post just got more and more obese as the day progressed. The trolls are just mad that I have the balls to actually talk to girls.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 03:09 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Be a freakin gentlemen, and be nice all day long for her no matter what. Do this, and she'll be more than just friends in less than two hours. That works for me all the time, and I'm so nice to everybody most of the time. It's just my personality I suppose. Give her flowers, chocolate, the works. Get her a card, and write poetry as well. Then, talk about her interests first, and then your interests. Never talk first, let her do the talking, and just add in a comment every few minutes or so.

Who wants to play spot the virgin?

That is some friend zoned every time behavior right there. Even if she gets that you're into her, you most likely come off as creepy. Seriously, no girl will want that.


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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 03:22 AM Reply

first you have to learn more about her, especially if she's already taken... Act fast if she isn't, one time I lost a girl my chance with a girl by only 2 weeks.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 04:45 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, bloo-apple wrote: first you have to learn more about her, especially if she's already taken... Act fast if she isn't, one time I lost a girl my chance with a girl by only 2 weeks.

Going up there in an hour. Gonna look nice and make interesting conversation.

If she's there.

If not, go up there the next day until I see her. Asking for her number the next time I see her for sure.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 04:48 AM Reply

Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 05:08 AM Reply

At 18 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.

Why? She's never going to know. I'm just going there until the first time I see her...


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 05:12 AM Reply

At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 18 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.
Why? She's never going to know. I'm just going there until the first time I see her...

You don't think she'll notice that the same guy keeps coming in everyday to make small talk?

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 05:25 AM Reply

At 9 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote:
At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 18 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.
Why? She's never going to know. I'm just going there until the first time I see her...
You don't think she'll notice that the same guy keeps coming in everyday to make small talk?

Again.......

Just going in there until the first time I see her.......

There are like 30 posts in this thread where people don't understand that....


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 05:27 AM Reply

At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:

Just going in there until the first time I see her.......

There are like 30 posts in this thread where people don't understand that....

I really don't understand wtf this means. You're going to go in there one more time to woo her, and if it doesn't work, you're going to give it up?

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 06:21 AM Reply

At 52 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: I really don't understand wtf this means. You're going to go in there one more time to woo her, and if it doesn't work, you're going to give it up?

Well yeah dude. If the girl ain't interested, she ain't interested.

Also, she wasn't there tonight.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 06:34 AM Reply

At 2 minutes ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 52 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: I really don't understand wtf this means. You're going to go in there one more time to woo her, and if it doesn't work, you're going to give it up?
Well yeah dude. If the girl ain't interested, she ain't interested.

Also, she wasn't there tonight.

I see. You did say you were going to go there everyday in the OP...Just saying.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 11:11 AM Reply

At 4 hours ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 52 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote:
Also, she wasn't there tonight.

I feel bad for finding this funny.

Don't be disheartened man, go back the next day and the day after if you want to.

It's not as if you'll become a running joke amongst her friends and they'll send each other funny text messages with emoticons about you.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 6 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I'm so lonely....

Sorry, I don't take advice from virgins.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Met Cutest Girl At Gas Station Feb. 20th, 2012 @ 05:15 PM Reply

At 9 minutes ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 6 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I'm so lonely....
Sorry, I don't take advice from virgins.

Yeah its not like the virgin thing to do is sit there and creep on her for god knows how long.

Be a god damn man and just ask her out.


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